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Sometimes, you can just look at someone and know they’re about to hit you with some dietary restrictions.

Patient: How serious is it, doc? Doctor: As serious as a cat's face when they use the litter box Patient: The most serious thing there is? No! [weeps] Doctor: I'm sorry

idk how this year felt like it only had like 4 months while simultaneously feeling like it lasted 5 years