what if we kissed... under the missle toad

thrifted a pj top that just GETS me, y'know? 😴

A relentless desire to keep dreaming

Lauper and Yankovich were both right: girls just want to have fun AND lunch

dark, cold days are made for warm blankets and snuggling

u lean on me, i lean on u

Winnie is concerned; Peanut is not

🫂

the sky's awake

I like that the American convention of "old/rural = conservative" just doesn't hold up in large parts of Eastern Canada. You can hike deep into the forests of the Gaspé peninsula and meet septuagenarians with political views that would melt the tires clean off a Republican's car.

eating in bed netted me two new BFFs

"Don't you DARE settle for 'fine'!" -memorable advice from the ever-quotable Roy Kent youtube.com/shorts/IJAPl...

used a glittery/shimmery moisturizer on my whole body after my shower and ended up looking like a vampire from Twilight 😅

If you think there are jobs that are beneath you, that means you think there are PEOPLE who are beneath you

💅

NEVER take yourself too fucking seriously

This is King George III. He was a total dick. We kicked his ass. ‘Nuff said. #NoKings

It's still okay to want an apology. It's just that sometimes we don't get what we deserve, and we find ways to be okay anyway.

There are gonna be disabled folks who can't contribute anything to The Cause. They have no money, no energy, no physical ability, no time. They will need to receive and will never be able to give back. You gotta save them, too. Especially them.

Thanksgiving in Canada has nothing to do with Columbus! We are a colonial country with a million things to atone for but Thanksgiving is not one of them. Our Thanksgiving is timed with the harvest and it's literally just "Be grateful for harvest" US Imperialism has brain rotted too many of you.

"Who would have predicted this?" - Black women did. - Trans people did. - The *entire* disability community did. - The anarchists did. - Post-Evangelicals did. "Well why didn't I hear them." You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.

we want a BETTER world ❤️‍🩹

that's Flopsy on the left and Lady on the right (and fyi, this is a lie; they have 1 braincell betwixt the two of them 🤭)

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

I hope the universe surprises you with unexpected moments of joy and happiness today. (Also - I hope you drink water, remember your meds, and have an awesome lunch!)

ok phew

Thought report.

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like

slut era

Stay safe. Sources and documents in the replies.

imagine being mad at me and i'm literally just over here wrapped in this blanket, humming lady gaga songs and feeding my snoopy tamagotchi

We all know ‘tragedy’ comes from Greek. ‘tragos’ = goat ‘aeidein’ = to sing So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.” Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.

in one breath I teach my children that literal magic is not real, and in the next I'm like "don't anger the fey; they will truly fuck your life up"

Ellie Goulding: 🎶"What're you waiting for?"🎶 @iz-bizz.bsky.social: "Consent??"

at the dentist office and the radio is once again asking me if I ever feel like a plastic bag, and to this day my answer remains: ... no no I don't what the actual fuck

I noticed @iz-bizz.bsky.social was tryna map the relationship dynamics on Star Trek SNW 🖖

Peanut approves of the new tablecloth 💀

FUCK I wish society would stop acting like RuPaul is a paragon of gayness when he actually represents the Western capitalistic watering down of queer culture

"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."

I'm not a people person, I'm a person person. One (1) people at a time please, reservations are required in advance and we do NOT take walk-ins

Women do not need to be polite when men are making them uncomfortable.

Wish

empty inside, but with a festive façade

we've clearly achieved gender equality

me: I'll never give up dammit also me: fuck this, I give up

my flavour of neurodivergence comes with a strong sense of justice AND way too many feelings 🫠

Picard civics tip: If there is one truth, one constant that history shows us over and over, it is that resistance is never futile.