And it's a long road... #TLynTuesday #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekLowerDecks

Our lawyers told us that posting videos of our crimes is a bad thing actually...and that's coming from our shitty lawyers!

Instead of blaming everything on geomagnetic storms, have you every thought about the possibility that your internet just sucks??

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

I love how everyone blames this on ATC when it's literally because ATC doesn't know where they are because they have transponders OFF! It ALSO means that avoidance systems don't work... this is ALL on the USAF.

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There's been a lot of vitriol about pointing out that he is Muslim. A LOT of 'it doesn't matter', and 'he's just a guy doing an heroic act'. THIS is why it matters to point it out, to combat the LITERAL invention of the 'christian white man' as the saviour.

Don't miss this thread on a mangled Star Trek advent calendar! ("What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH.")

And snow it begins...the first of 16 potential inches of snow...

i'd settle for just one dead kennedy this year

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Whoopi v Nookie in a magic off

@jennyrjohnsonart.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ot3...

So...the oatmeal cookie/gluten free (and other free) experiment hasn't been a great success... They taste fantastic...but not really thin enough for what I need. I'm gonna go eat my 'mistakes' and try again!

Today is the LAST day to sign on to the Canadian Bread Class-Action Lawsuit... www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca (and yes, if you've already received the $25 from 2018, you ARE still eligible - minus the $25).

Weird. Given all his pardons and his actions his 'approval on crime' seems closer to 100%...

Found a drink apropos to STaC! cc @ohtheprofanity.com @weatherkatie.bsky.social @malissalongo.bsky.social @jennyrjohnsonart.bsky.social

Petition to stop capitalizing the "i" in "AI" and just call it "Ai". When you capitalize it, it just looks like some guy named "AL". OpenAL. GenerativeAL. No. It ends now. There is only one Al, and it's Sgt. Al Powell.

Is it me, or does 'we are building out the infrastructure right now' sound suspiciously like 'we are currently fabricating the evidence'?

Things you should gift kids this holiday season: - Age-appropriate toys Things you should not gift kids: - Weedwhackers - Large aquatic animals - Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone' - Dirt

Your Comic Sans (ethics, logic, reality) Government folks!

The only link between babies and ChatGPT is that they both produce an enormous amount of shit.

Didn't we already know this? I feel like we knew this...

There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.

Made a corn syrup replacement. Simple syrup made with a little lemon juice, salt, cream of tartar. I added a bit of vanilla, and a few tsp of water boiled with cinnamon/nutmeg/cloves (Christmas in a pot - think 'incense'). I...didn't intend for it to taste slightly of Rum...but it does!

Media: "Trump isn't your typical President" Me: Then STOP treating him like one! If you tell him to F off and walk out, you'll BOLSTER your career...

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

This is an incredible photo with 50 incredible things going on but my favorite is that by far the most "alive" seeming person is the portrait of Reagan

My husband got me this Lindt chocolate calendar and let’s just say it’s now December 21st

Does anyone else have that ~5sec of dread...and then realize you had beets the night before??

Who has made this 🤣

There should be one shift every period when they play 20-on-20 #WarmupThoughts

I'm bucking the trend and deep frying some turkey TODAY!

Still funny.

Hey, at least he admits that posts on Twitter are garbage...

Honest question. Are people like Noem, Patel, Bongino, etc Cosplayers...or LARPers??

"Shitter's full" "No it's not..." "Shitter's full" "No it's not..."

I remember laughing at this lede for like five minutes

Well this is a bit on the nose

Just a reminder that Star Trek's Christina Chong released a very delightful Christmas song a couple of years ago.🎄❄️

I suspect this is all part of a larger plan to prop up the stock market using public funds.

I cackle every time the picture I tweeted like 4 years ago of a page from a Lindy West book that made me scream with laughter, which subsequently exploded on like nineteen different platforms, recirculates past my eyeballs again my brother sent it to me on Instagram once not knowing I took it 😂

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

Yup. And, no kids in my family now my now so my adult nephews are cooking dinner. I AM STILL DOING THE COOKIES!!!

I mean, no, but... "Thankfully I didn't have to show off my incompetency during a natural disaster so I can continue being incompetent in other ways while cosplaying as an agent - and swindling money for ads!"

One party will take it seriously and be lied to, and the other party will lie to you and not take it seriously...