I am going to eat a fish tonight.

It would be really funny if so many people started googling "transitional justice" that it started showing up on google trends.

Disabling replies and quotes on such a technically incorrect take is downright devious.

The worm at the bottom of my Mescal bottle's name is Jorge, and tonight I am going to rescue him.

@devononearth.bsky.social Have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW! youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...

If I had a Game Genie for life i would put in the code that always sets my money to 255 and the code that makes my enemies die if they touch me.

@killjamesbond.bsky.social Hey have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW! youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...

you take a bunch of ptsd ridden ex-cop and ex-military goons struggling to overcome a searing hatred of foreigners, throw in a bunch of open members of white supremacist militias, and you have a white supremacist race war army. then you pay them bounties to give them a little extra motivation

It is really weird to call them the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" because 1) they were teens in the 1980s, they haven't been teenagers in decades, and 2) "mutant" is jusy about the rudest thing I can think to call someone. It's not nice and they carry weapons.

One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie.

"We are an ancient order of secret assassins. We live in the shadows and no one must ever know that we exist." Cool! "Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon." What?

Ahmed Al-Ahmed is officially one of the best dudes on Earth. We are all very lucky to have the privilege of sharing this planet with him.

Tom Waits sings in chords.

Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?

I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.

Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.

I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.

I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.

I think I should take a nap until morning.

John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.

This shit kicks dick.

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?" The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.

I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.

Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.

Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.

Hey guys, I found the best moustache.

Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!

Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack. But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like: "That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."

Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.

I am currently getting worked up about the many hostorical inaccuracies in Gladiator 2 and, honestly, it has been really refreshing.

Watching Gladiator 2. The first scene is of a guy sitting in a pumpkin patch. In ancient Rome. Come the fuck on. What are we even doing here?

If you are really a leftist, repost this with proof that you materially helped your neighbors who are facing a food insecurity crisis.

I just realized it's been over a year since the last time I watched O Brothers Where Art Thou. Gotta fix that.

This Halloween I pretended to be a guy who has his shit together.

My mouth was writing checks last night that my ass is not ready to cash. (I ate Buldak last night and now I'm shitting fireballs.)

This whole article is worth a read.

I'm just 10 minutes in but I can already tell that Dracula 2000 is made out of only the finest cheese.

I don't usually post face but my partner and I had a daguerreotype portrait taken by a local photographer and I really like how it turned out.

Apes! Sick as dogs!

This dude is going to be in history books pissing himself while shooting a priest in the face. That's all he will be remembered for lol. The legacy of his life is being remembered forever as Officer Pisspants. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy but he did it to himself lol.