Audible listeners: It looks like I finally succeeded in restoring the Godsland Epic Fantasy audio bundle to Audible. 77 hours of audio goodness for a single credit is a heck of a deal. www.audible.com/pd/B01IPOSQ3...

Writing is like hurling yourself at the page and seeing what impression you leave. Or something like that.

Fruit defies all logic. Don't believe me? You can make underwear out of fruit, and fruit salad is better than fruit cake.

The underestimation support group has been canceled because the venue wasn't big enough.

Never yodel in front of a sleeping dragon.

When running with unicorns, no sudden stops.

Nope, but following for tips

Do any of you have advice on increasing engagement on Bsky? My current plan is to simply post more content but curious about what has worked for others.

In this economy, the cons are going to have to rent-to-own the libs.

Threads has been banned on Pern. I should have seen this coming.

Shouldn't Skeletor just be called Skelehead?

I'm halfway through the Godsland series audiobooks and I can wholeheartedly recommend. Very entertaining epic fantasy.

My audiobooks are deeply discounted for a limited time. This complete 12-book epic fantasy series is a story of empathy, forgiveness, magical realism...and there might be dragons! #audiobooks

Hmm, reality doesn't exist until it is observed? Not sure I agree.

Reality does not exist until it is observed, therefore the observer is, at least in part, the creator. I just can't quite figure out to control that which I observe. Pity.

Waffle House now has a dress code.

Reading fiction fosters empathy. We need more readers.

Me wanting series that were abandoned ages ago to be revived.

Thelma, you are not (in best Yoda voice)

Jinkies!

There's no such thing as a free dragon.

I pondered for several days about my first post. Each time I thought I had the perfect idea, I scrapped it. What remained was empty white space. I did lots of arguing with that little voice in my head. But I think the muse and I have come to an agreement. So here goes: Do not fear the blank page.

Why is the sky blue? It's just holding its breath and will eventually black out while seeing stars.

Teaching Yoda to yodel was a mistake.

If you're horse doesn't communicate with you using its ears, you're probably ring it backward...or upside down.

Ergh. That one blows.

Person: How do you feel about moving air around for a living? Me: I'm not a fan.

The kraken wants to be a plumber. I should have seen this coming.

Plenty of loops though

Bussin response!

I’m starting to suspect there’s no caps in Cap’n Crunch!

Check again, maybe you just a faulty batch?

I'm starting to suspect there is no actual fruit in Froot Loops.

I'm feeling reminiscent about when we used to feed clocks to the dragons. Man, time flies.

I never should have hired the lycanthropist engineer away from the train company. He's been singing 'I've been working on the weretoad' all the live-long day.

The dragons in my books were in part inspired by the horses I trained. Forming bonds with creatures you can communicate with only through tone, posture, and action changes you.

Go with the flow unless the flow isn't going where you want to go, in which case go against the flow.

The World of Godsland fantasy series is, at its heart, a story of empathy and forgiveness...with dragons 🐉.

Hot dogs anyone?

The dogs are screwed. The cats will throw in with the dragons in a heartbeat.

This is the sort of thing I spend my afternoon on. 😅

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Full dragonborn #art #dndart

DOGE is worth about as much as DOGE.

The truth about cats, dogs, and dragons is a much shorter movie.

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