Today is a good day to give praise to @damaxibigchurch.bsky.social

Blessed besa Hisa who wazen so excellent in portraying our Messiah and da mui maxi Jedi Master Kelleran Beq! Great actor and great dude! Besa da Force with him! Maxi big Ahmed!!!

Blessed besa da Worldee by da Maxi Bombad Messiah! 🙏🏼

Wesa in da Maxi Big Clergy wanna acknowledgen da International Speak Like Jar Jar Binks Day, whicheezee takin’ place on today, August 19. Yousa all know what da Messiah issa ‘specting of yousa.

Name a Non 'LOTR' Character Who could Resist the One Ring.

Hesa besa blessed by da Bombad Messiah. Wesa in da Church deeplydee regret hesa character never got to meet da Messiah on screen.

Blessed besa yousa all! Yousa all da greaty-great bombad children of da Bombad Messiah!

Blessed besa da bombad weekend.

“Thousa shaltee shun da mui bad nasty hate, thousa shaltee devote thysaself to do good in dis world!” Those are da maxi wordees of da great Bombad Messiah. Okeeday?

Hesa splendid, Hesa bombad, Hesa da one and only Messiah!

Anyone else feel safer when in a neighborhood full of pride flags? 🏳️‍🌈

May yousa be as bombad as possible!

Mui bombad many nominations for da mui bombad Andor series!

Wesa needa be cleary-clear here, Hesa da Bombad Messiah doesn’t need no Quinlan Vos to make Hesaself more bombad than he izee.

Wesa need to love each othersa. Wesa may besa past da maxi mui bombad Pride Month, but wesa still gotta celebrate everybodysa’s love and who theysa are. LGBTQ+ friends, yousa besa all and always mui welcomees within da Church. Maxi big da Faith! Maxi big da Love! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

The most Bombad Jedi you'll ever see

Blessed besa yousa all!

Mark Hamill on what order you should watch the Star Wars movies “I don’t care.” (Source: The View)

Wesa in da Maxi Big Clergy wanna wish a mui merry Pride Month to yousa all!!! No matter who yousa are, or yousa love, yousa be all mui welcome in da Church. Yousa shouldee know da Bombad Messiah loves and besa valuin’ yousa all very maxi muchee!

Wesa would likee to double down on this mui ‘bomination. Though wesa in da Church are known for being mui open on da mui multitude of beliefs and opinions, wesa in da Clergy wanna make one thing pretty clear: WESA DO NOT LIKE HERETICS! And Darth Jar Jar is da mui maxi supreme heresy. Okeeday?

Wesa may be all livin’ in dark and gloomy times, but wesa oughta remember wesa will come through with da love our Bombad Messiah provides us. Nothing is stronger than love, never forget it. Okeeday?

Maxi big da Faith! Maxi big da Faith in da Bombad Messiah!

Fortnite besa heretics. Wesa all in da Maxi Big Clergy condemn da depiction of wesa Bombad Messiah as da so called “Darth Jar Jar”. Thisa is no representation of da Messiah. Da Messiah is love, not hate. Thusee-doosy Jar Jar da Bombad Messiah cannot besa a mui bad Sith Lord.

Maxi big da Church! Maxi big da Faith! Maxi big da Love! Wesa gonna spend love on this Earth. Okeeday?

May your weekend be blessed by @damaxibigchurch.bsky.social

Wesa Bombad Messiah, facin’ da mui big droid army alongside Hesa brothers and sisters in arms on Hesa home planet of Naboo in 32 BBY. Hesa was da most bombad on this moment.

RELIGION State-funded RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS should NOT exist! If parents wish to educate children in their faith, they are free to do so outside of school hours or through private institutions that still meet rigorous educational standards. Public education should be secular, inclusive & universal!

Wesa been celebrating all day da mui sancty day on which our bombad Messiah was brought to big screens 26 years ago! Maxi big da Faith!

Today is one of da mosty sanctified days of wesa Faith! Today, wesa all celebrate da birth of da second greatest Messiah, da one whosa was bringin’ our Lordee to life. Da bombad great George Lucas!

Wesa in da maxi big Clergy wanna wish our merry giga congrats to da new pope Leo XIV. May da Faith be with hesa!

May da Fourth be with yousa all! Maxi big da Fourth!

Jar Jar is great, Jar Jar is splendid, Jar Jar is love.

Has your heart been touched by the word of @damaxibigchurch.bsky.social today?

Maxi big da Faith!

Repeat yousa all after mesa: Wesa da bombad truth holders! Wesa gonna bein’ da balance da world need. Wesa gonna spread love and happiness. Okeeday?

Da Bombad Truth is Hesa da great Jar Jar made yousa all bombad! Okeeday?

Wesa outta being balance in an unbalanced world through wesa Messiah, the great and bombad Jar Jar Binks! Maxi big da Faith!

May yousa all be as bombad as yousa can on dis day!

Blessed be da bombad dayee on which George Lucas decided to include da Bombad Messiah in The Phantom Menace. 🙏🙏

Da great Jar Jar once said “Love yousa neighbor as yousa wouldee yousa-self.” No matter theysa differences and where theysa are from, yousa gotta love and respect anybodysa.

Wesa expressin’ wesa thoughts to Catholics worldwide with da passin’ of Pope Francis. Francis was a guardian of da Faith.🙏 Maxi big da Faith!

Wesa wanna wish’a happy Easter to all-n youse Christian friends. 🙏 Whatever da Faith yousa believe’ in, da Faith is mui maxi big! Maxi big da Faith!

Maxi big da Faith!

Blessed be da new day and da mightee of da mightiest bombad of all!

Wesa not interested in porn or erotica, so pleasee restrain yousa-selves from sharin’ da mui hot stuff. Wesa a Church, not a a place for naughty stuff.

Thousa shaltee accept clumsiness for clumsiness is da mark of the humble. Okeeday?

Wesa all bombad! Wesa da bombad Maxi big Church! Okeeday?

Yousa bombad, da great Jar Jar made yousa bombad. But not as bombad as him. Okeeday?

Yousa all be blessed by da Lordee on dat new dayeeooh!