I didn’t want a house, just an office for a small firm of chartered accounts built in the 1980s

Before and Hereafter!

Emergency

Peak Shite!

Trump Library! Some towers are built to reach the sky; others are built to prop up the men who can’t stand on their own!

What the ever loving fuck did Lyme Regis do to deserve this cack!

Aztesco Temple! #CrapPuns

When asking about the primary driver for street design in the uk, it’s the needs of a fucking bin lorry over that of people!

Don’t even fucking think about it!!

1666: Imagine the wonderful doors that will adorn this entrance in its 350+ yr lifespan 2024:

Setting - The surroundings in which a heritage asset is fucking smothered! Suttle House, Grade II listed!

FIVE MILLION QUID FOR THIS? fucking hell www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

God’s Holy Trousers! #greyplague

Artificial turf is so advanced these days. It's almost indistinguishable from the real thing.

I’m telling you this was all they had left!

Affectionately known as the ‘graffiti grannies of Lisbon', Lata65 is a Portuguese org that runs workshops in street art for the over-65s. The oldest participant is 90 years old #womensart

Felt timely!

Just pop it on the garage!

Ooooff!

British housing at its finest - setting, scale, landscape, proportion, details, and finesse all completely absent!

For connoisseurs of utterly mental extensions on mundane houses (via reddit) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

CAD balls-up in real life!

So much wrong with this #saveourcarpark decision. Reform, Tory and Labour councillors trying to outdo each other on being anti-housing at one of the most sustainable locations. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...

For some reason this vent always makes my eye twitch!

Inaccessible Places!

Resilience via Serendipity!

Heads Up!

When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!

Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Gardone!

Speed is always a factor! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.

Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with. When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.

Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!

UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density! Also UK:

Playground of desolation!

Advertise your account with a gif.

Roof Canopy

I want the porch! You cant handle the porch! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!

‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’ George Bernard Shaw

Meanwhile in Salisbury!

Some people just want to see the world burn!

Artificial grass: the gift that keeps on giving.

@mancitycouncil.bsky.social not really in line with your Play Manifesto - sort it out!

18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!

Real photo of the week From the new Private Eye, out now.