Resilience via Serendipity!

Heads Up!

When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!

Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Gardone!

Speed is always a factor! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.

Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with. When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.

Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!

UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density! Also UK:

Playground of desolation!

Advertise your account with a gif.

Roof Canopy

I want the porch! You cant handle the porch! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!

‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’ George Bernard Shaw

Meanwhile in Salisbury!

Some people just want to see the world burn!

Artificial grass: the gift that keeps on giving.

@mancitycouncil.bsky.social not really in line with your Play Manifesto - sort it out!

18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!

Real photo of the week From the new Private Eye, out now.

You will go in and you WILL have fun!

Big thank you to all my lovely new Bluesky followers. Welcome to the absolute bollocks that passes for new houses and places in the UK. This should make you smile!

A poignant film about gentrification depicting powerful themes of belonging and displacement. On BBC IPlayer now.

I’m proud that the ULEZ scrappage scheme, the biggest in the UK, has supported so many Londoners to switch to cleaner, greener forms of transport. It has made a huge difference to our air quality.

What the actual fuck!

Ramsgate Marina Art Deco, Seawater Pool, opened in 1935 and closed in 1975. It is now a car park!

There are levels!

Barriers. Creative done with NOYS.org. This campaign was calling out those who design, approve & implement inequitable transportation systems that disproportionately affect youth + BIPOC communities.

Sad graphs on the squeezing of outdoor play and school playtimes in England. Maybe rather than showing Adolescence in schools we could improve play facilities for young people? on.ft.com/4cx4Rm2

Popping this image in your design statement allows you to then ignore it & submit this sort of janky cack!

The RTPI do some truly outstanding work across the planning profession. However it would be great if, when choosing housing images, they didn’t keep perpetuating the poorly designed crap that guidance and best practice suggests we don’t keep building!

The porch comes complete with a small house extension to the rear!

Teenage girls are overlooked in planning. There isn’t enough data on how they use, or don’t use, existing parks. Our ParkWatch Report in 2023 set out to start to change this, but more data is still needed.

Tell me car storage is more important than safe and green streets without telling me car storage is more important than safe and green streets!

Having delivered the building but left the trailer unit it came on behind! #floatybuildingshit

Stage set architecture!

For Fucks Sake! We keep producing this over processed, climate ignorant, low density, design deficient, noddy box shit year after year, and call it housing supply.

Arsebook advert. What an utterly depressing street.

sEtTiNg oF liStEd bUilDiNg!

Green is possible! 💚🌳

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We’re on the road to nowhere!

Many thanks to @nndroid.bsky.social for reminding us to revisit some of the music of Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan. Feels pertinent.

‘There’s an urgent housing crisis, we need to build more homes at staggeringly low densities!’

NOT THAT ARSED ABOUT WHERE THE CLOCKS WENT WERE THEY.

Incoming!