Me last night

If your movie doesn't have weird shit on all the guns or weird gun designs, can you really call it a sci-fi movie at this point?

I'm rizzing up this girl whose really into kingdom hearts can anyone give me a summary that makes me seem like I know what I'm talking about?

There's gonna be a day where there's no more fresh water to stop my Zyn hiccups, and God I beg that day never to come.

Mfw my wife kicks me out and sends divorce papers 5 days before Christmas and 15 days before our anniversary and my only option is to be broke, sad, and eating MREs on Christmas day

Hahahahahahaha *kills self*

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Me watching Apothecary Diaries: "Get 'em, Columbo!"

Review Brah almost said Thousand Island Stare, it's not just a fat guy thing, there's finally proof.

Had an idea that a Sci-fi movie from Angel Studios would be pretty funny because they wouldn't even know how to do that. Got on Google and found out they're proving me correct. Movie sounds fucking boring.

this video is gonna make me throw up

At that perfect drink/high level that Death Stranding 2's menu music is everything I need. Where was this shit in 1993?

quote this with your favorite dimension, the one you'll return to first when you acquire the crystal. For me it would be Hot dog dimension (not the food it's just a dimension shaped like a tube. they mostly eat chicken wings there)

final fantasy 14 didn't mark me for the story, gameplay or community this, this left a mark

Every moment of Project Eden's intro is a marvel of animation (and art direction)

So the whole movie is just "Willem Defoe moved to Florida?"

"bro let's go they're having a standing normal competition at steak n shake" Bro:

Oh shit I just thought this was Mark Prosch doing a bit. This guy is real????

After a long day of doing rails of meth off a nerdy white gal with 3 boyfriends and maining teemo, our subject finds warmth and security in the lovesac. Another day complete, he survives to do it all again tomorrow. /Attenboroughvoice

Seeing as I'm the only one in my several friends group that remembers Wesley Willis existed it's time I start my yearly awareness campaign and terrorize my friends with his songs again. rest in peace, man.

*cursed to put on i whupped Batman's ass when not sober*

Y'all think Linn Manuel Miranda would have made the slaves of the forefathers white if he had the balls to put them into the musical?