We shall not name it.

Something secret steers The Hacker and you too maybe

Crystals... Crystals!! Well, didn't you know? You knew, didn't you? You knew Mike ALREADY has a crystal, didn't you? Mi-hi-hike! I'd hope you did. Don't gaze too long... or else you'll start to see things you'd wish you'd never heard!

It's Mike! The TV Mike who's hair is Like!

Knowing Smile #UnknowingSmile

Thanks, I just need tー

<speaking like it's some kind of code phrase> I understand. I'm also a friend of Pluey's.

My game!

Eh? "Battat"...? ... Oh, from one of the funny little cat games under Azzie's bed, right?

Understand there's nothing more that we can do, and I will not risk losing you

Our NEW album, "The Protomike, Act III,"

// Being Mike is the BEST gig I've EVER had if ANY of you fuck it up for me I swear to god

* Despite it's anchorage, the TV stopped being the centre of the home a long time ago. * Other pieces claimed their part, holding tightly to the role that still suited them in the places in-between. * There was always a place in-between, after all.

>> * Mike is definitely Nonbinary Fortnite

You've Got Troubles, And I've Got 'Em Too

All roads lead to da glaceir's palace.

zapper-ooc. Hard ta type with gloves on I tell ya

Yea, dey calls me MotorMaid, uh, Mike. Yeap.

Another day, another ride on TV Land's public Metro... I bet the rest of the Cast doesn't have to put up with this. Yeesh!

Brooo look at my boss's show lineup we're going to be sold in a garage sale next year

The Micro Phone who's in your Home!

// I'll be honest I don't know how to work any of what happened last night into my theories

// Sorry for not posting much!!

Just remember what your old pal said

[ Coughs up a MikeHairball ]

[ "Yeah, that's right! It's me, Mi-he-he-ike!!" Buzzes out of the microphones on her hands. ] [ She seems very proud of the new audio capabilities. ]

{🟢 OOC: yessss my mike can and does use she/her btw :3 other prns are ok too tho}

It's Mike! Mike, who famously loves to talk! (Mike is DEFINITELY a cat.) She handles a lot of upkeep and management behind the scenes, as well as helping with a lot of additional effects, and... other duties? Somehow...?

Yeah sure just wait a bit we'se is almost done in heres

Yeah, I've been. Uh, I's been doin' the friendin' in stuff.

zapper-ooc. Nice to meetcha all btw

It's Big Mouth Mike. Modern Mike. And they, their mouth is big. Because they talk a lot. Motor Mike... The muscle. Mike is definitely a cowboy. They handle a lot of upkeep and management behind the scenes, as well as helping with a lot of additional effects, and... other duties.

I handle all of Tenna's walks! Tenna's runs! Tenna's jogs and Tenna's crawls!

// I have so many theories on Mike you have NO idea

You've probably seen, and or heard, and or tasted the idea that people, are going out there, and dressing up as Mike. ME! The Mike!!! That, there's only one of!!!

// That's probably enough for now! You get the pictureee.

It's Motormouth Mike! The Micro Phone who croons and groans! Tenna's most favorite! Always there for him! Always recording! Always every thing! He handles a lot of upkeep and management behind the scenes, as well as helping with a lot of additional effects, and... other duties.

A MIKE'S CREDITS?

MEET the MIKE!

* (It's a mysterious microphone-shaped crystal.) * (Peering into the crystal ball, the thoughts of microphones cross your mind...)