I mean it very sincerely when I say I aspire to this level of crankiness.

NO KINGS! (Except for this kid, who is inarguably 👑)

Someone had a lot of fun designing this graphic

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

NoNoNoMo

Well, if he’s wearing a robe, he’s not naked, is he?

Today's Headlines

In a feat of impeccable timing, the wonderful editors at the Lewis & Clark Law Review have finished their work on my article, "Is Originalism Bullshit?" The final version is now online at SSRN: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

This is a wild time to be writing contemporary fiction. It's like: should I write in this thing about the U.S. Coast Guard or will that not exist in 8 months? #writing #endtimes

One thing FEMA does is work with NASA to monitor and prepare for space threats like asteroids. In the changes to emergency management that Trump and Republicans are discussing who would do this? Are we sending each governor outside with their own telescope?

Some truly wild ideas being thrown around on this platform

Just sent $25 and told them to name an orange one DT. Who wants to do Elon?

The state governors group chat right now: Louisiana - 😳 Georgia - 😬 Texas - 🙋 Texas - WTF??? California - 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀✌️

Well, this article took an unexpected direction. Good morning to you, too, @nytimes.com ! #lifehacks

My dogs, reunited with their tiny Frenchie bestie after an interminable holiday week apart. #dogs #dogsofbluesky

I hope something today brings you as much joy as dropping my MIL off at the airport just brought me #thanksgiving

Carrot weather has finally gone too far

There is a recipe for a cake made with tomato soup in this chat. It sounds awful. I think I have to try it?

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My 8th grade teacher taught the states rights version of civil war history and let us memorize poems for extra credit. I memorized Melville's March to the Sea and I did not get the extra credit.

Shocked to learn "fugly" is as old as I am. (Very old.)

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