Ordered a Famous Monsters issue from my birth month/year. Truly was born for this

sorry if you're reading this and you designed this cover but it sucks out loud

If you ever want to know what my ideal kind of movie scene is it's all of these parts from TROLL (1986)

Decades later and 10 year old me is still getting goofed on (courtesy of @subhumanzoids.bsky.social)

Just saw this and if any outlets want someone to write a deep dive about One Piece becoming a modern symbol of resistance and rebellion, let me know! www.newindianexpress.com/world/2025/S...

I see a lot of people talking about changing their writing styles and reducing em-dashes so as not to be confused for AI. Nah, not a remote chance in hell; these klankers were trained on our styles, they can choke on my skin flakes.

Our next UFO 50 quick rec is... Mortol! May your sacrifices never be in vain: 💥 waysideshakedown.com/2025/09/05/u...

I started a new website that's ONLY about indie games, so if you like indie games, buddy, do I have the website for you: waysideshakedown.com

HAPPY BDAY @subhumanzoids.bsky.social! at a certain point, we stopped being able to afford guest stars

Happy birthday to me and Junji Ito AND Mario Bava

y'all don't want me back on my Mario Paint animation shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8h...

With Donkey Kong Bananza, Nintendo has saddled my brain with the phrase "Oh, Banana!" for the rest of my existence.

They grow up so fast 🥲

I know games are struggling because I haven't fought a helicopter in a long time

I just finished following every X-Men comic and spinoff for a full calendar year. After sinking all that time into the current line I have come to a simple conclusion: It all STINKS.

I'm a pretty chill guy but I do think people who recline in airplane seats should be drawn & quartered in the town square

The Pokémon Johto Journeys theme song rules because it's like "It's a whole new world we live in, It's a whole new way to see, It's a whole new place, with a brand new attitude... But don't get it twisted, you've still gotta catch all them things."

Pretty wild for the circus to call itself the greatest show on earth when Dragon Ball Z exists

The expectation vs. reality bus really walloped me with this email subject line

inside me there are 3 wolves

Almost forgot the bi-annual reshare of my pitch for a perfect Super Mario game subhumanzoids.com/2015/04/08/q...

Donkey Kong Bananza looks great, and I know this is a weird complaint, but I kinda think Nintendo has gone too overboard with features/ideas in new games. They've got a real kitchen sink approach when they could probably just tighten, like, half of their ideas and make an even better game with them.

OK, I'm a stranger. Got it. I can do this. Wait, I'm also in a strange land? Good grief.

Concept art for a new series I'm working on. No date or anything yet, but I'm scripting and thumbnailing this week so please look forward to reading PITFIGHT PIZZAPARTY sometime!

mrw i wasn't sold to a traveling entertainer

The Face 1/2

You literally should not be allowed to ship a physical game if it doesn't have the game on the cart or disc. I'm not exaggerating; I don't think it should be allowed or count as a product of any type.

Legendary Courier Journal photographer Bill Luster died last night. One person called him "the most beloved photographer in the country." He just may have been. www.courier-journal.com/story/opinio...

The palpable rage on Mario's face. "Enough, please!" Bowser screams over the din of cracking cartilage.

I will be launching my next COMIC BOOK CAMPAIGN in roughly 36 hours! Hope to see you there SATURDAY! (Sign up for prelaunch now!) GUNBRAINCOMIC.com

Finally got around to listing my favorite books of 2024: subhumanzoids.com/2025/04/08/t...

Please feel free to steal my idea for a Sengoku era sim/sports game hybrid called Nobunaga's Slambition

🌴🌴🌴 THE LITTLEST FIGHTER is out TODAY!!! 🌴🌴🌴 Please forgive me if I don’t post about it a ton over the next several hours, because I’ll be speaking all day at TomeCon! But please contact your bookseller of choice to pick up a copy ⭐️ AVAILABLE NOW ⭐️

It's been really fun watching Bubblegum Crisis again for this review otakuusamagazine.com/38-years-lat...

This is the ideal way to use the space you have in your author bio

I'd never know I was in a desert in a video game if not for the sitar.

Nothing but respect for the Detective Conan anime starting its decades-long run with an improbable beheading on a rollercoaster.

Imagine being in the booth for Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible." Huge crew-wide standing O at the final take.

This exists now (1 copy at least) and I am super excited about it. It looks awesome!

The amount of Disney and Pixar movies that have released without accompanying Game Boy Advance games in the past 20 years is staggering.

have you heard? it's year-end list season. here's 50 great albums for you to listen to go check it out

I reviewed Antonblast; hands down my game of 2024, which is saying a lot in a year that brought us UFO 50! www.destructoid.com/reviews/revi...

ANTONBLAST is basically if Wario were on Sega Genesis and as such it is the greatest game.

Wanna know my favorite Godzilla movie? Or how I make comics? All this and more (even including a little talk about my upcoming book!) in this fun interview!

Mugs are wild. Hot liquid? No problem. You should try these things out.

I talked with the awesome @joeyweiser.bsky.social about his comic-making process, getting published and more! 📚 Read: subhumanzoids.com/2024/12/01/i...

"Our new game is called... BOOGERMAN!" A few people in the Interplay Productions boardroom crack a smile. "...A Pick and Flick Adventure." Uproarious laughter and applause.

Why, I'd be crazy NOT to call this the most outrageous issue of Scavenger yet! subhumanzoids.com/2024/11/22/t...

The 4-part Eye of the Beast saga begins in full in ALTITUDE #1, coming straight at ya from 1993 with a hard edge subhumanzoids.com/2024/11/21/t...

Anyone ever hear of this guy Dean Martin? He's a singer who sounds, I shit you not, *exactly* like Seth McFarlane