Trying really hard to not give up on this pointalism watercolor brush pen study of that Dustin Nguyen cover from absMM #7 I committed to but I haven’t even begun to blend all the colors I planned for lmao

While American’s across the country freeze up their dripping noses into popsicle sticks, me and the crew gonna be chillin’ in easy breezy Riyadh! Y’all be safe 🫶🏻👋🙂‍↔️🫦👅

It’s me جون كيري

If you owned an entire fleet of quarter zips before the age of 19 or had a real comraderie with any sort of highschool math teacher you may be entitled to compensation

scully you're not gonna believe this

Everybody always asking “McDreamy or McSteamy?” But nobody asks abt McCreamy and I find that interesting

@blaident.bsky.social yo if someone theoretically hadn’t engaged with any (non game) sonic stuff since before they moved continents, where would you recommend they start. Archie Sonic was one rare comics to make it past censors overseas in the early aughts. Is the IDW stuff where it’s actually at?

Daydreaming abt a pc release of infamous 2 (or more realistically second son) with the mission editor. The modding community…and I wouldn’t need to play second son’s actual missions or listen to that 2014 AAA dialogue™️

#portfolioday illustration stuff

I See You... Checking your feed to listen to our new Side Bets episode, where we're yapping nothing Avatar: Fire and Ash! 👁️

Sydney 2Sweeney be like On me on me, only trust 2 guys jeans, Baby baybeee, put your hands on jeans, and your skintight jeans and your ripped up jeans be your teenage jeans tonight…

"have you SEEN heated rivalry?"

Missed out on Our Soot Stained Hearts #2 cuz I forgor to subscribe to the whole series I accidentally ordered just issue 1

also I guess I can share this variant for @denizcamp.bsky.social and @stipanmorian.bsky.social ‘s beautiful book, Bleeding Hearts

#sat #noted #preordered #iknowthatsfuckinright @dillonsnook.bsky.social

My instincts tell me to do the whole “I’m being told Scott Adam’s saw the light of Allah in his final moments” copy pasta, but I don’t want to give the impression that I’m one of those white boys who ironically says inshallah or whatever. I post post ironically say Subhanallah at the full moon

#portfolioday is back and so am I

Some tacky self-promotion this #PortfolioDay: four of my favorite passages I've written for the show

Guy who gets The Descendents and Dilbert confused

I was more of a Pearls Before Swine-Head

Addendum/revision: I honestly don’t care who published it or whether or not Capes and or Shit are involved just send me that Good Shit ™️

Hey if anyone’s got some recommendations gimme 12 comics from before 1990 to read this year I’m trying to fill in some blind spots. Also preferably not Marvel/DC although I’ll make exceptions for shit like Batman: Year One, Kraven’s Last Hunt, etc. (I recently bought trades of those two)

how the fuck do you guys draw so fast

I’ve absolutely adored being chopped but I live for this Unc shit

A Hell of a Vision

The Man Without Fear. My fav marvel guy, surprised I've never drawn him. Tried to get an organic kinda chaotic vibe for the radar (don't like it when it's represented like a computer) and ended up with too much going on to be legible. Oh well #Daredevil #DaredevilBornAgain

Mascara running freehand ink plus some animal man studies

Figuring out vectors in Affinity Studio with some calligraphy practice

And a sauce-fully-lemon-ey salmon to you all this fine Sunday

The ending of Fire and Ash is quite literally a planet wide “you aight white boy” shoulder grab

We’ve been thinking abt spider minis the dreads a lot and personally I think he could do amazing things in a Looper situation with Evan peters

Mainlining 6 and a half hours of blue people into my veins in 48 hours for the first time was a mistake but I’m glad for the friends I made along the way

The Bloke

What if there’s another bloke with that exact same name who sucks and I can continue looking at that one AbsWW cover every few months when I reorganize by DC lomgboz

*Screaming crying and throwing up* he carried Warren Ellis on moon knight!

“It’s actually so based to have zero motion twin” I say to my boy cat who has stinky breath and is constantly getting bullied by girlypop bestie who hates him and attacks him on sight every other day because he sucks and won’t leave her alone

Oh what so now we can’t even donate money to a guy who sucks and does nothing except bitch and moan??? Is this justice? We can’t even accidentally type the digits on the card along with the exp date and the 3 numbers on the back and then hit confirm? Im not even allowed to be stupid? Woke

A winning strategy on bluesky isnt reposting in jokes you made on a different platform out of context to your 10 followers here, it’s pulling out a pair of cool sunglasses and doing the worst kick flip of all time and crushing your fuzzy green nuggets on the rail

Watching ABBATàr: The Way of Waterloo

I’m a fool to do your busywork…oh yeah…I don’t wanna fill out paperwork…no moreeee

Everybody is 12 and life is basically if you laugh you lose except it’s Opposite Day so you win if you experience the joy of a good chuckle

My fucking chudonion son is smoking weed in the basement but he doesn’t even know abt terpenes and he’s doing it wrong. I told him a million times you gotta wait until you’re 19 and your brain is almost done cooking so that you can exist in suspended animation at an age older than 12

It’s me the weed poster

There’s layers to this shit man and basically you’re an onion and I’m a nugget of weed…watch me crumble in kief

I’m iterating on a new format of shitpost specifically for the bluesky audience while I wait for my database query that’s probably already dead to time out…weed

Mr President they’re fucking on your bagel

It’s me the poster

It’s me the baguelposter

Instead of wishing my enemies death I simply wish for their favorite illustrations of all time for a classic novel to be reprinted and for them to come across it at their local bookstore only to be met with a shiny fuckass Netflix logo on the cover