@otar.bsky.social I see you friendo!

Woof!

Hive mind. Anyone had this with their Gmail? And how to fix please? #Gmail #Google #email #help

Happy birthday Dad. Solemnity duly observed.

There's a bloody queue! @carsmilesteve.bsky.social

Outside the Russian embassy in Tallinn. It's the shoes and the dog bowl that get you. #Ukraine

Knew i liked it here.

A good, slow motion Swallow.

Having a lovely holiday... ##ALTTP @powerprolucha.bsky.social @benthebean.bsky.social

@otar.bsky.social OH MY GIDDY AUNT!

BATMAN!

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/whats-on/foo... SAINTED HOLY BASS 🔺️

ARU Student show. 16 quid. Brilliant.

I HAVE BEEN GIFTED SAINTED HOLY BASS GIFTS!

Itchy

In the sphere of economics: Trump is a really shit Liz Truss.

HEDGEHOGS IN MY BACK GARDEN!

If you're going out for lunch today: Don't be a cunt. Thank you x

I HAVE HEDGEHOGS IN MY BACK GARDEN!!!

The full message exchange... mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/those-top-...

You wouldn't wipe your dirty boots on your living room carpet. Why act offended when I call you out for doing it in my pub? Chemaux wearing wankers...

@travishuckabee.bsky.social 🐳

Still got it. #YorkshirePudding #Sundaylunch

Oh yeah, refer-eye camera is back! #RoyalRumble #WWE

FUCKING BOOO! #royalrumble #Bliss

Not on Twitter anymore, anyone who is. Can you ask Calvin Robinson if noncery is next on his list for being kicked out of any church he joins next? Ta!

Finally made it to the Rik Mayall bench. And got punched in the bollocks for the privilege.

Dear American friends, You may not know the Scottish comedian Janey Godley. She died recently, from cancer. She famously welcomed Trump to Scotland by standing on his golf course with this sign. Let's make #TrumpIsACunt trend on January 20. In fact, let's make it trend higher than anything else :)

Having a great Monday.

I miss Ferrero Rocher having the little staple in the bottom.

THE CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD DOG HAS ARRIVED!

A great read, snd impeccably researched journalism covering not just the facts, but the social impact of Samuel Smiths’ policy of arbitrarily closing so many of its pubs www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...

Please know, if you do that 'splitting the G' bollocks: I think you're a cunt.

Oh shit lads

Huzzah! The first 1 star Christmas party google review has dropped!

Reliving my childhood Christmases by watching the fantastic Box of Delights on the iplayer gimmick. Thems what knows, knows.

It is soup weather.

I'm Shea McCoy now. Hi @weberhatfield.bsky.social be back tomorrow. Let's do squats.

Chefs are leaving after Christmas. Fuck everything.

SECOND RYANAIR EXTRA SEAT WIN!

3.45 alarm for the airport it is. Fuck you reasonably priced holidays.

Bit cloudy out. Might need a jumper.

Curlews and Ruddy Turnstones and splash.

Ah yiss

Can't just have one can you? #PasteldeNata

A rare Ryanair spare seat extra space win!

Jake the cat doing Jake the cat things.

MOO!

In about an hour, my house is going to smell of plums and plums only. Jam making day!