France look so so good, no weakness anywhere, exceptional forwards, good vibes.

Having to stream American TV for World Cup piracy reasons makes me truly understand why they’re all shooting each other constantly. If I had to sit through this shit all the time I’d buy a GAU-8 and just unload at a mall.

is this from I Think You Should Leave

Javier Bardem happy and Cristiano Ronaldo miserable, what more could you want from a football game

Backrooms: what if the real horror was psychiatry?

Refs absolutely desperate to be the main characters in this tournament.

Not sure you can give it the biggun with -2 minutes of added time Neymar

This is as dumb a penalty as the first was but in totally the other direction

has anyone checked on Bolsonaro? This might put him in hospital again

Has Gabriel not considered using his massive teeth to simply bite the ball into submission?

getting a king leopold tattoo to show my hatred of the Yoo Ess Emm Enn Tee

millie bobby brown addressing the troops at brize norton, demanding a return to imperial weights and measures

Canada and Paraguay results surely an object lesson that you have to actually also have to be good at football as well as running, pushing, jostling, wrestling, “competing”, etc to get through a football competition. Good to see that Kloppist hyper-athleticism can’t drag you to a World Cup.

niemand: wirklich keiner: jürgen zimmerer:

the goose provides the value

yeah it’s for a sure an general issue of European martyrdom and self-flagellation and not that the climate has become more extreme and landlords don’t care about the needs of their tenants

honestly this kind of shit makes me lose hope, they’re laughing at us

for my friends, everything. for my enemies, the law.

The glistening AI future is this effect but for every aspect of human existence

hard to say precisely but I know there’s one group of people I wouldn’t trust to tell me and it’s Guardian columnists and particularly this bloodthirsty freak

”Everyone hated this guy for a huge variety of reasons but the reason for his unpopularity is … a vast mystery … future academics will have to reveal the truth”

Good god m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUQj...

no there is no connection between my owning multiple maritime defence companies and my suggestion that the russians are going to go house to house shooting schoolchildren whatsoever, why do you ask

It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.

arsenal living in their fans heads as simultaneouslt a world-striding colossus and the smol bean club fighting the odds, I will always find deeply weird

Maybe you could've played some actual football before the 60th minute, might have ended differently?

Winning the CL and the Prem in one season - it's not for everyone, you know?

FIFA and UEFA wondering why young people aren't into football when the CL final is on a monthly subscription channel and the pregame entertainment is a band that peaked two decades ago

the mismatch between the absolute collossi of the Palace backline against the goblinoid Isi is a great show of the difference in the leagues' weltanschauung

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

One for the hot weather m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5-k...

God if we never win anything again to have lived through the Pep era as a city fan was enough. What a ride.

dig enough into anyone who tells you that the market is merely an “information processor”, a purely objective system of optimal price clearance, and its not long before you find a little blood and soil at the base

lmao imagine we win after all this haha

pep era ending with a cup double and taking an absolutely despised arsenal team to the final two games of the season isn't bad given where we were this time last year

can we please not show the every fucking movement of the fucking washed gallagher brothers whenever city are playing, chirst

me at the pharmacy asking for desloratadine instead of the hated cetirizine

This is how you legitimise and manufacture consent and legitimacy for the far-right. It is also how you inevitably create space for credulity-straining pieces shortly after initiation of mass-deportation programmes in which regular voters express shock at the extent and severity of said programme.

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Pauli relegation battle and City cup final in the span of 3 hours, I’m going to be a fucking wreck by 6pm tonight.

Get ready to see a lot of that picture of Streeting with Mando on bsky and absolutely nowhere else in all of British publishing

a cut of 28 Days Later where everything after the break-in at the lab at the beginning is actually totally under control, but the assembled scientists have to resist the urge to go for a pint for a week and stay indoors smash cut to london, deserted and destroyed

can't make head nor tail of this one folks a 343 with a bernardo / foden centre pair seems catastrophically ill-advised?

"Weinberg was awarded Germany’s order of merit...but handed it back last year when a parliamentary vote calling for many more migrants to be turned back at Germany’s borders passed with the help of a far-right party. The motion was put forward by Friedrich Merz, who is now the country’s chancellor."

Now that this shit car I bought is threatened with being turned into a 20cm cube at a scrapyard, maybe it will finally take me on that cross-country road trip I've been dreaming about! It has nothing left to lose!

pour encourager les autres (hint: you are 'les autres')

watershed moment to be fair