I was a teenage Vampire Chronicles reader and this is mostly accurate. Though I‘d swap “Final interview” (Memnoch) and “Hiring the Vampire“ (Body Thief). I observe Pandora as Book 7, which does feature multiple vampire birthdays.

DOGE needs to be be vaporized day 1 by the next Dem administration.

Guest Essay: “I have such a loser opinion, weather satellites can see my BS from space.”

Classic

Think of the executive branch like 90s college radio. They simply, impulsively, cannot… turn off the Spin Doctors.

*Puts on my cinephile fedora* I would say that New York’s Sewer System is itself the main character of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

i think the number one problem with social media, and i think the first platform to solve this will make a trillion dollars, is there's no way to yell "Hyah! HYAH! GIT!" while making feinting little charges at people who you've already spooked but not yet routed

*nods in sicko* www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

If you thought people bragging about their poly situation was annoying before…

Jerbert from Accounts is now on the roof and Louinda from HR is in the field to replace the Disappeared People. This is normal.

Forever War Dispatch 2734 AD: The rebel faction known as Stardew Valley Reddit Forum has terraformed Mars into a planetary golf course to lure AI Cloned Mecha Trump away from his 2 century terror reign of harassing female kaiju.

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production. you have until March 23rd to comment. i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

post a banger not in English. youtu.be/JphZtpafdKY

I cannot emphasize enough that I do not give a shit who does and does not have immigration status here in the USA. Just absolutely not a useful descriptor of a person to me.

90s alt trivia: The band Garbage liked the SE7EN credits enough to hire Samuel Bayer to direct Stupid Girl. 👩🏻‍🦰🎬

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Just remembered the Breaking Bad meth was called Blue Sky.

“You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell.”