Spoiling my partner by buying him etsy’s finest vintage pendleton shirts and merino wool yachting sweaters. :)

I glanced at my partner’s tumblr feed and saw one Lego millennial falcon and 100 slowmo gifsets of the gay hockey show, lol

retinol + spf15 is so half-assed it's perfect, lol

why are the people who run this place such smug assholes

Following Eurovision’s decision to allow Israel’s participation, Spanish public broadcaster RTVE has withdrawn from the contest. The announcement split the screen between Israel’s performance and scenes of bombardment and starving children in Gaza. #Spain #eurovision #genocide

my queen

I’ve been trying to figure out which Apple Music sub works best for me but it turns out that one doesn’t exist in my country, lol

crying at this, why does it keep getting funnier the longer you look

Saw bugonia and then bought a bug 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Vince Staples Neutral Milk Hotel Beyoncé OFWGKTA Justice

the office was cold af so I put my kneecap scarf on and now I've learned that some people are cool here. :)

please look at what this is in response to

I think I might return to my menswear era

me to the hawk I see on his fav perch on my way out of town during my commute: “HEYYYYY, THERE HE IS! THE BIG MAN!!”

sleeping with your disgusting source as a journalist is now slutshaming, I guess.

THERE IS GREAT HOPE!!!! #ART

I am a magic: the gathering widow (bf has two drafts and a cube this weekend)

Helping with our storage project.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

saw turnstile yesterday and now have to go to the office where my first meeting starts at 9, woe is me.

Haha, yesss

I got to explain who curtis sliwa is to my partner :)

I can’t stay up all night to watch a mayoral election in a city thousands of miles away, posting to convince myself

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

accidentally said "omg, yesss" at the office after finding out dick cheney died.

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

if you’re “moved to tears” by hamilton you shouldn’t be able to vote

finally watching 1000 hours of trixie doing the same make-up over and over again paid off.

Slayed.

learned how to style plastic hair because I’m a cheapskate with high standards ✌🏼

Me last week: hell yeah, vax me up! Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out

yes I voted, yes I am ignoring the results.

my baseball awareness has multiplied a thousandfold since coming here.

this year’s cold weather:willingness to cuddle together ratio looking good.

the uyghur don’t fuck around when they say “large plate chicken”

the combination of emotions I felt when I saw this news

we should make resurrecting people via AI equivalent to desecration of a dead body.

was showing my zoomer co-worker the nazi tattoo politican and had to explain to him that he apparently covered it up with a tattoo that only hints at being a nazi.

How is this conversation happening about a FUCKING TOTENKOPF TATTOO

nooooo

NEW: Extraordinary scenes in Amsterdam this afternoon (Sunday, Oct 5). An estimated 250,000 bring the city to a standstill; people all wearing red to show solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸 (🎥 Ahmed Zantac)

Fuck yeahhh

Conservative teen Brilyn Hollyhand

this reminds me of a lady in the row behind us last weekend, who during some sort of disney channel ad kept identifying disney films as they were shown on screen. "finding nemo. that's the little mermaid. lion king."

I saw one battle after another despite its length and I’m not sure if I liked it?

just bought a jonathan adler for ruggable rug, the dopamine is coursing through my veins rn.