"moving to be Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas" = "we're sending her away to live on a farm where people will take good care of her" = "we're exiling her to occupied Venezuela to keep her away from reporters & Congress. Also she's going to run some extrajudicial prisons for us down there"

You're entering your Looney Tunes 1940's phase where everything is still funny and wacky as fuck but every little beat and detail is also increasingly dead on. This a great strip today.

No clickbait article ever needs to go this hard. But I respect it.

Post AI, get blocked

If you say the words "international law" I will laugh in your face

Just ask AI to write you a list of ideas! Then you can go curl up in your body snatcher pod and everything will proceed without you having to be involved at all. It's a bold new era

So, full stop, White America handed our nation over to a literal cabal of christian nationalist billionaire pedophiles rather than allow continued representation of anyone not rich, white, and male

You know what's obvious besides merely 'Abolish ICE' is that everyone in that agency now - how many? Thousands? Tens of thousands? - will be a potential force for decades to reunite and pull more shit and back some other psychopath. Unless they're dealt with properly.

Gee I'm glad America is thinking of intervening in another country if their government uses deadly force against protestors. Must be nice.

Finally an article that breaks down what I felt the moment I first saw an "ancient aliens" tv show - this shit is racist, colonialist, anti-science (despite being science fiction) and poisonous.

You know, you could just have the CEOs in the oval office. You don't have to meet with the WHOLE FUCKIN COMPANY FUCKING DIPSHIT

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Why the hell do they even still bother to say 'democracy.' We don't have it here so how we gonna take it anywhere else

Share? SHARE?! LOL

Someone i know shared a story of a person they were playing d&d with using chatgpt to make up their character's name and story. This made me irrationally angry

While we're admitting that America is murderous and fascist and always has been, can we also admit that 'international law' is a hollow and fake concept that really only allows the strongest to pretend to be acting morally - until they don't want to bother to pretend anymore

My embarassment knows no bounds for any American journalist, commenter or member of government to refer to Maduro as a "dictator" as though that were on some list of crimes

Folks, take a look at the history of nations that have fallen into fascist, imperialist dictatorship. It isn't good. Generally it only ends one way. And if you think things are bad now, wait till that way comes to pass here.

You have to wonder if the Final Solution to the Immigrant Problem has been proposed behind closed doors yet, or has it just been discussed among a select few, or is it still confined to Stephen Miller's mind

mine was so long ago there was no such thing as photography yet

If there's one thing FIFA is experienced at, it's kissing the ass of doddering old heads of state

Post AI art, get blocked

Yeah those services you have to pay for, they never disappear or go bankrupt or get bought by a private equity vampire or depreciate features to demand more money

Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol

I had no idea that PepsiCo had za distince logo and identity from Pepsi all these years but anyway all these logos are straight ass

Fascists take skincare even more too far. But only once they've finished the lampshade

This is a bad simile

Man, I'm just saying, if rich people were scared to fund a movie bc they were frightened it would inspire people to kill them, there would be a hell of a lot less movies the last 50 yrs

in other news I just discovered the existence of the Carry On franchise and ho-ly shit

A hand-tinted restoration of Phantom of the Opera (1925) with live organ accompaniment

the Chinese Century just kicked it into top gear folks

Tom Brady is a garbage ass announcer

I'd love to see a @kekeflipnote.bsky.social animation starring these 2

Way to do your part to keep those white person birth rates high Elon

There categorically does not need to be 32 NHL teams

This is the dude who walked away from $50M because he was concerned about becoming a minstrel show what the hell happened in his brain that led him to where he is now

I'm not sure exactly who "we" is but I dare Miller to choose two of his toughest brownshirts and step to a trio of bangers anywhere in this country, no weapons, no backup. They'd start running like little bitches inside of ten seconds

If we're lucky

If we can do without Disney+, we can do without YouTube

At the risk of being sophomoric: funny how it's never pesticides. It's never preservatives. It's never additives that make things tastier or more colorful. It's never processed sugars and fats

This machine supports capitalists

If you're going to be drawn in by this pitch, you're already on board

There. I canceled #Disney. It ain't much but it's what I have to offer today. I am a 35-year #NFL addict but I'll cancel that too if I have to. If you think I'm alone, just try us. We can live without you.

Can we please please please take this as an opportunity to divorce ourselves from pop media? It's been 40 years that everyone in control of it assumes we'll pay anything, tolerate anything because we're addicted to their product

what on earth is this world just when you think your brain is used to getting broken every day

Can't wait for Trump to order flags flown at half mast

The only thing the knows about the NFL is that they told him to kick rocks 40 years ago and shut him out of becoming a member of their economy-proof multibillionaire club

are they going to look like that? if so I'll take the cognitive disadvantage

Nancy Mace looks like it takes her half a dozen attempts each morning to apply her lipstick without her hand automatically doing the thing from films where they smear lipstick halfway across their face to signal to the viewing audience that they’re about drive a Dodge directly through a supermarket.