i recommend throwing him into the gulf of mexico and seeing if he floats

Turns out the AI wasn't a very convincing facsimile of him, some people actually believed it was human arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/m...

So, lemme get this straight: You're going to intercept vessels from other nations? And do what exactly, fire on them? On ships from China? From the EU? Just no thought process whatsoever www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-s...

Just the smoothest of brains

That is a sharp fuckin suit too

You'd think he'd get tired of tapping the " key

Dude. We knew Benjamin Franklin was a big freak but wow

Give that bear a salmon and a big cup of coffee

What I'd like to know is, who is Epstein now? What, you think billionaires and oligarchs just quit raping underage girls? Someone today is doing what Epstein did, he may not be as well connected but someone is still trafficking girls

I just think it's funny that the head of a whole division over at the everything app still refers to them as tweets. How many years later and their rebranding still won't take

Sits down at lunch counter "Gimme the RFK Jr"

You know what Red Bull gives you? An addiction to Red Bull. Wings my ass

I'm starting to suspect that all these accounts with 23K followers and following 12K that post nothing but slop might not be actual human users 🤔

All hail Akhenaten, the inventor of looksmaxxing

if this was my helmet you bet your ass i'd wear my neck out rocking that thing

A timeless classic

This is going to go over about as well as expelling all the rocket scientists went for the Nazis

He's like a reverse Dorian Gray

Opposition to Israel is not antisemitism any more than opposition to Trump is anti-white people Both represent the worst of their respective groups

So... you planned for it? You planned for this war on Iran to disrupt the world economy? I'm sure a lot of other nations will be interested to learn that

However you feel about that is up to you, but don't come at folks with "I didn't join to kill people! I joined for ______!" Whatever goes in that blank does not matter, because, as we've established, the purpose of the military is to kill people.

"moving to be Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas" = "we're sending her away to live on a farm where people will take good care of her" = "we're exiling her to occupied Venezuela to keep her away from reporters & Congress. Also she's going to run some extrajudicial prisons for us down there"

You're entering your Looney Tunes 1940's phase where everything is still funny and wacky as fuck but every little beat and detail is also increasingly dead on. This a great strip today.

No clickbait article ever needs to go this hard. But I respect it.

Post AI, get blocked

If you say the words "international law" I will laugh in your face

Just ask AI to write you a list of ideas! Then you can go curl up in your body snatcher pod and everything will proceed without you having to be involved at all. It's a bold new era

So, full stop, White America handed our nation over to a literal cabal of christian nationalist billionaire pedophiles rather than allow continued representation of anyone not rich, white, and male

You know what's obvious besides merely 'Abolish ICE' is that everyone in that agency now - how many? Thousands? Tens of thousands? - will be a potential force for decades to reunite and pull more shit and back some other psychopath. Unless they're dealt with properly.

Gee I'm glad America is thinking of intervening in another country if their government uses deadly force against protestors. Must be nice.

Finally an article that breaks down what I felt the moment I first saw an "ancient aliens" tv show - this shit is racist, colonialist, anti-science (despite being science fiction) and poisonous.

You know, you could just have the CEOs in the oval office. You don't have to meet with the WHOLE FUCKIN COMPANY FUCKING DIPSHIT

make sure everyone knows www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Why the hell do they even still bother to say 'democracy.' We don't have it here so how we gonna take it anywhere else

Share? SHARE?! LOL

Someone i know shared a story of a person they were playing d&d with using chatgpt to make up their character's name and story. This made me irrationally angry

While we're admitting that America is murderous and fascist and always has been, can we also admit that 'international law' is a hollow and fake concept that really only allows the strongest to pretend to be acting morally - until they don't want to bother to pretend anymore

My embarassment knows no bounds for any American journalist, commenter or member of government to refer to Maduro as a "dictator" as though that were on some list of crimes

Folks, take a look at the history of nations that have fallen into fascist, imperialist dictatorship. It isn't good. Generally it only ends one way. And if you think things are bad now, wait till that way comes to pass here.

You have to wonder if the Final Solution to the Immigrant Problem has been proposed behind closed doors yet, or has it just been discussed among a select few, or is it still confined to Stephen Miller's mind

mine was so long ago there was no such thing as photography yet

If there's one thing FIFA is experienced at, it's kissing the ass of doddering old heads of state

Post AI art, get blocked

Yeah those services you have to pay for, they never disappear or go bankrupt or get bought by a private equity vampire or depreciate features to demand more money

Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol