Unai Emery exists to hurt Arsenal. According to Transfermarkt, we’ve only beaten him twice (playing him 10 times). Record is 4 wins and 4 draws apart from that for Unai. Quite an annoying bogey.

- Son dumped out of MLS playoffs - North London derby win - Beat Kane and Bayern London is red. And shit. The world is at this point too.

We’re the best team in the fucking world.

Friendly Monday reminder, We nearly had the ghost of Kyiv playing for us for three times the price of the far superior, sleep deprived Leo Sauce-ard!

A second derby goal for Ebere Eze on the day!

Zubi been excellent but that was an atrocious giveaway. Good finish from the most annoying player in the league though.

What a great performance from Van de Ven and Romero, who are “better” than Saliba and Gabriel. Neither make our bench.

We’re acc winning the league because we cut out the evil tumor in our midfield and brought in God-fearing good lads. Maybe I should start going to church. Evidence is clear.

Dear British pundits over 50, Please stop calling Merino Mourinho.

Every Arsenal fan thinks they're going to smash Spurs and is also unable to eat at the thought of not doing exactly that.

33 minutes and 30 seconds until the starting Xl comes out. Yes I’m counting down the seconds. COYGGGGGGGGG

Spurs are shit but I am fuckin shittin it right now

Isak flopping terribly is utterly hilarious

Watching the downfall of smug douce Van Dijk is just great, isn’t it?

Ever single new signing for Arsenal (barring Hincapie due to injury) are already showing they’re well worth their fee. Everyone got so caught up in Liverpool’s “10/10” window that they ignored our 11/10 one.

Just as we were all expecting at the end of October

Excuse me, Gyokeres haters: Kindly fuck right off :)

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So … Think Ange just made about £6m. Nearly 1m per game? Not bad!

Man, it’s gonna be fun watching Forest for Nuno right now.

League is dead right? Calm the hell down lmao.

Mr. and Mrs. Fearless host enjoying the lovely (rainy) Ireland 🇮🇪❤️!

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Gyokeres was fucking class today by the way. Ødegaard and Martinelli off the bench too. Eze was exceptional, Rice monstrous, Timber is entering the Saka-Rice-Saliba conversation in terms of being world class and the mentality was 🔝 Thrilled we beat those glue eating mouth breathers.

People were saying the title is gone if Liverpool won / if we lose tomorrow. It’s fucking September. Christ. Get offline, drink some water and calm the hell down.

Well Sesko and Mbuemo… At least you guys got your 200k per week. Hope it’s worth it playing for this atrocious United side.

Gyok is gonna score against a bunch of the 💩 we have coming up FYI. Prepare for revisionism. And then a subsequent U-Turn the next time we play another big team. We were all told he’s gonna be a flat track bully when he came in. Why did people expect different? He’s a £60m striker, not £100m.

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Maybe the bad things — injuries, etc. — are happening because of karma. Look who we played in midfield for years.

Maybe I’m being naive but I’m genuinely not worried about Gyokeres . No out and out striker could perform in the way we’re attacking right now. He just does not get the ball. When he does, does it look a bit clunky? Yes. But he holds his own. Desperately need time/ Kai back for these typa games

That’s a “we’ll take it” draw. Not good enough attacking yet again. Strange starting Xl decisions, little to no guile around the box and uncharacteristically poor in the duels today. Must win in Newcastle now.

Our co-host Rob casually met the big man! He told him he will score 500 goals against City (he did not say that.)

*Liverpool player gets injured* “No worries he’ll be back tomorrow.” *Arsenal player gets injured* “He is dead.”

Saka and Ødegaard injured but we win 5-0. Gyokeres scores, but Kai Havertz is out so all off the onus imaginable is on the new man. Being an Arsenal fan is really like winning the lottery, then immediately being struck by lightning.

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Thrilled Gyok has already scored. Also, Zubi and Saka have been incredible.

Rodrygo on loan makes way more sense than Eze by the way. LW is desperately needed.

Paid $6.72 (£4.99) to watch the Arsenal today. This feels like an addict overpaying for hooch to get his fix … guilty as charged.

Yeah keep Kiwior and sign him to a new deal while you’re at it. We simply can’t rely on Calafiori to stay fit. What is that, 4-5 injuries inside of a year? We’ve seen this story before with a fella who just left…

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I’ve gone from complete Arsenal burnout to gobbling up every little bit of content I can 😂 Need the footy back! Withdrawals.

Gyokeres’ furniture has just been here we go’d. We’re paying him 200k a week, surely just but new furniture mate.

Excited about that Gyok news? I assure you, you’re nowhere near as excited as he is 🤣. Guy may be a bigger Gooner than Ollie Watkins at this point 😭❤️!

Can’t believe Rio has said something I agree with. But he’s absolutely spot on.

Not sure we’ll be working with Sporting much henceforth… lol

Alleged felon on the team for years but Madueke is where people draw the line.

Madueke was far from my #1 choice… HOWEVER He actually makes more sense than Kai did and he’s been great for us. I’m not saying trust the process but that’s what I’m gonna do.