Heading into Monday like …

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Subs? Where are the subs? Not again, please.

May we all be 1/10th as righteous as Pras. He'll no doubt spend his incarceration continuing to improve the world in untold and unappreciated ways.

Two puppies on a pink skateboard are here if you need them.

Trump in sudden reversal tells House to release the Epstein files because “we have nothing to hide.”

As attention spans shrink further, this will also be the only reason new generations continue to pay any attention to sports.

Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us

Merino is playing like a guy who took an elbow to the head.

Hilarious that that would be the first yellow of this thing. Crazy.

If you're Sunderland, elbows to the head and deliberately taking the man instead of the ball is "battling" not an actual foul.

Old enough to remember a mainstream media that would force a clear explanation and pepper the administration with questions about the $1 million donation Trump's inauguration received from Intuit, which has been lobbying for the abolishment of free eFiling since the company's inception.

I can’t fathom the depravity that must be in those Epstein files.

Played six, conceded three. That's title-winning stuff.

Let's destroy any shred of confidence Mosquera has earned himself by subbing him at halftime. I love Arteta but I've always thought his substitutions are his weakest attribute.

Slightly diminish a band: The Campus Police

Dollars to donuts, the next time Trump references Chicago or New York it will come with mention of devastating violent crime. You know, those cities rank ... well, not high enough to make this list.

That's the first time I've watched anything South Park in like 20 years, maybe. Worth the wait.

How much of this is CBS's fault? Go back to 1993 when asleep-at-the-wheel CBS lost its long-standing NFL rights to Fox. Fox was built by those NFL broadcasts, which eventually helped fund Fox News. Prior to the NFL, Fox had no audience. CBS gifted them credibility and national reach.

Doom scroll dominating my feed today so here’s the strawberry soufflé episode of Sarah & Duck if you, like me, need it. youtu.be/wWxzi_obAUw

Independent thought has been steadily declining since we accepted laugh-track manipulation on M*A*S*H.

This Golden Dome thing ... how does it protect us from an attack on your water supply or power grid or from a virus unleashed on our soon-to-be unvaccinated population?

Wait... siding with Russia? Who could have seen this coming?

Imagine having the power to swing the market wildly in either direction. Now imagine that power in the hands of a con man.

One man is burning down Western Civilization because he doesn't want us to know that he's wholly beholden to Russia. (And probably has a pee tape.)

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

Explain to me again why Russia escaped all these tariffs?

A good night to revisit Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. @booker.senate.gov www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fra...

Unapologetic spot stealer.

I stand with Ukraine. Every decent person should. It’s not just a strategic interest. It’s a moral imperative. Slava Ukraini. 🇺🇦

This is not the world you and I grew up in. The racists didn't win in our world. Facts were not debatable. Dictators were not mollycoddled in news coverage. I can only hope that this suffering has purpose.

Bunny Shaw’s celebration >>>>> ✊🏾 Protect Bunny Shaw ✊🏾 #MCWFC

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It was always going to be light work for Arsenal today, but leaving it so late elevates van Nistelrooy's pain which is such a lovely bonus.

Saying DEI with the hard R

Imagine having the wealth to end world hunger and instead choosing to do the opposite.

Playing kdot's "humble" at the final whistle is chef's kiss territory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVK...

If you combined Tottenham and ManU's point totals (50), they'd still be trailing Liverpool (53) and only three points ahead of Arsenal (47).

Over the last five seasons, Arsenal has won only 22.2 percent of its games Michael Oliver has officiated. Arsenal’s overall win percentage over that time is around 55 percent.

Arsenal now has four red cards this season. 1. Rice vs. Brighton 2. Trossard vs. City 3. Saliba vs. Bournemouth 4. MLS today Of those, only Saliba's is even remotely legit.

Martinelli is borderline useless. Not at the level Arsenal needs. Cunha would be such an upgrade.

Imagine if we measured wealth in terms of quality of life rather than money.

The extent of my weekend ambitions.

Only the most worthy causes turn off comments and quote reposts when they ask for your money. 🙄

Not fun. Weird.

Verify facts not people. We need blue check marks for information, not individuals. A fake celebrity or fake expert with a valid post is far less dangerous than a real celeb throwing cap around.

Massive away win for the little fella.

Saka's shove is pure leadership. Protect his teammate and take the steam completely out of the game.

Is there a typo in the YT description of squabble up or is Kendrick intentionally sending me to the Amtrak home page? That'll be my weekend, then. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYH6...