Funny when it’s beautiful and sunny out and I’m literally having a mental health crisis

My favorite dumb joke to post today.

*Distegard* Pre-Nut Skeet

I’m having lots of big annoying feelings today

….this is the kind of bartering of goods and services I’m into. @bunkergear.bsky.social

I'm thus far not seeing many leather events hosting voter registration efforts.

Straight men spent all of the 90’s and 00’s making fun of gay guys that they have now painted themselves into a corner when it comes to male intimacy - any type is considered submissive and off-limits. And I’m supposed to feel bad for you because you’re lonely??? Hahahaha get bent.

Got my hair cut. I would like ☝🏽 attention please.

Not me whipping up bsky in my barbershop and someone’s hole being the first pic 🤦🤭

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“Oh Alexander your so small and ass is so juicy and fat what’s your secret?” Well, I get off at the wrong train stop, accidentally almost on a daily basis, and end up having to walk 9 blocks daily. 🤦

It’s been 9 months since I’ve moved to Chicago. I’m still pretty lonely and feeling out of place. Anyone have any advice?

we saw you from across the bar and thought your tits looked huge

The gram saw it first, sorry. Do we like?

LOL

So my health tracker logged me masterbating today. Adding to the work out plan now.

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated! ✨🫴🪩

Flirting is so embarrassing MYYYY GOOODDDDDDD

The gram saw it first.

Salutations fellow youngins: Yes this is a rubber thong I wore for my four and a half hour flight.

YALL. THIS MURDER IN GLITTERBALL CITY DOCUMENTARY IS WILDDDDDDDD 😭

I worked out. (Please Clap)

Hi.

The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug

I’d never think I’d see lady Gaga in a Pokémon commercial

Fastened and secured, No escape…

Okay, hypothetically speaking, if I messaged you on Hinge saying I was admiring your profile so much that I almost missed my train stop and had to run off and ran into the closed doors. Hypothetically of course….

WHICH ONE OF YOU YALL IM LOOKING AT GYM SHORT REVIEWS AND SOMEONE LITERALLY TOOK A POC OF HIS BULGE AND POSYED IT AS THE REVIEW. PLZZZZZ ☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Needs a weekend in right latex and a rubber sleepsack, can anyone help me out?

“Baby you can be tough, say enough is enough, you can even be blunt, just do it with love, love, love, love, love” . . . Post nut selfie 🤭

Just finished Clair Obscure Expedition 33, and now I’m empty inside.

Sup bros?

It’s beyond ludicrous to hear someone who is pro life claim “self defense” in regards to what happened today. Fuck this government, fuck ice, and fuck anyone who voted for this piece of shit fat ass. I hope rats die in your air vents and all your sodas are flat for the rest of your life.

So I know I’m late but I just started Clare Obscure Expedition 33, holy shit I can’t stop sobbing. All my unrealistic expectations from men stem from video games.

Jerking off in a hotel that displays the ten commandments has a certain … ✨chefs kiss✨

Anybody else’s favorite Christmas movie beauty and the beast enchanted Christmas……? 👀

Merry Christmas you filthy whores. Sorry I was a slave (in the not hot way) to my job yesterday and couldn’t take time to be a hoe. Send rubber pics

New favorite pastime looking at bulges and guess if they’re locked 👀

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Talking to vanilla people about sex is so boring lol

Here I am getting squemish thinking “I don’t want to post my dick for all my super duper swanky internet friends to see” Meanwhile everyone is showing their locked cocks in public while rimming some rando in the corner L stop restroom or pissing on the next available stranger. I wanna be like yall.

Me after going to TWO Barrys classes

I occasionally wear something other than Latex. But I do like showing the boys plenty.

Did my first Barry’s class. Now what?

Just saw a clip of of this dude waking up with a shock collar super glued onto his neck, yes I know it’s dangerous, yes I know it’s super deadly, but it turned me on so bad 😭😭😭😭

Oh yea, went to a holiday work party

The struggle of when you get home and have to take of the latex

Heated rivalries anyone?