Okay guys no big deal I just got my Instagram back….ayeeee

*SIGH* Meta NUKED my Instagram *AGAIN* Can we all collectively boo please, the photo I posted wasn’t even that whorey

Oh so JFF is TRASH. Got it…..

OSCAR VAN RHIJN BEING SUN DADDY ON FOUNDATION. MY TWO NERDY OBSESSIONS COLLIDING OMG.

Of course I leave my AirPods at home so I can’t look coy and mysterious in downtown SF.

Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad.

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Guilded Age finale anyone? 👀

Is community building dead, is it hopeless to try and find chosen family? Disregard me on an emo drunken bender on public transportation.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! #GUILDEDAGE

Two margaritas in and I got some shake shack and now I’m having a sad emo bitch night 🫩

Maybe I’m single because I have yet to find a man that makes me feel any equivalence of how I feel when I start eating breakfast potatoes.

We, as gay people, get to kiss our friends 💋

*Sigh* Capital One hates to see me cumming.

Hey it’s my birthday, so you have to be super nice to me today 🥹🥹🥹

Post a witch From Tv, Film, or Game

What If: the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about.

It’s a hurt myself with music kinda day.

Anyone else open their DoorDash app by mistake instead of their Capital One app? Oh no just me? 🥴🥴🫄🫄🫄🥴🥴

Her: "NO GODDAMNIT! IT IS A FLOWER. A FLOWER THAT SHOWS MY PATRIOTISM!" The World: "Americanus." Her: "IT IS NOT AN ANUS!" The World: "Americanus." Her: (PROFUSELY bleeding from the mouth and making gurgling noises at a concert loud volume). The World: "Americanus."

Me: is it gunshots or fireworks? Also me:

My group chat didn’t get this GIF reference when we were talking about rumors at work…. …it was nice knowing you all.

Siri play I felt the Rush or something like that because this bottle is 8 years old and it exploded when I opened the cap

How does one throw away poppers? (Asking for a friend)

Some people can get a thrill knitting sweaters and sitting still…..🌹

It’ll be a quick one but, I’ll be at DORE this year…who else will I see? #UpYourAlley

“It feels like I’m being fucked by Satan himself”

I thought the general consensus was we left Twitter to come here? But I guess that wasn’t…the…plan? 🫨🫥

Anyway, I’m thinking about replaying the final fantasy series and recording while I read all the dialogue would anybody wanna vibe and watch? 🤭 #TuesdayNightCrashout

I know in the grand scheme of things this is really insignificant however it’s really rackin my brain how difficult it is to be radically queer. Don’t get me wrong I love being a fag but it’s often very lonely and I don’t have a community of support. It’s tiresome investing in other people (1/?)

New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped

Jumping on the RIP(enis) Bluesky bandwagon

Took this after drinking all day. Not too shabby right?

Elon calls for Trump’s impeachment.

Someone play the DUNE chant.

NO GOOD DEAD REFERENCE, WE ARE BACK BABES 💚💖💚💖

Has anyone here ever made the coronation of being a keyholder and being a keyblade master because this is doing things to me. 😈

Bluesky is dying because many of you still cling to the decaying scraps of civility and refuse to fully embrace the revealed mysteries of shitposting.

Me perusing the apps: 🦗🦗🦗🦗 Me logging into 🦋🦋 to 🏗️: “Hey what’s up?” “You looking cutie” “Hey I saw you yesterday” Meanwhile I’m mid 🏗️🏗️🏗️ing 🥴🥴🥴

I just want someone to make me laugh, as hard as I make myself laugh…is that too much?

Unfollowed then immediately refollowed @aicdoesk.ink on Instagram to get them to notice and follow me back 🥹🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣

Almost missed flight because of “Activities” 🤭🤭🤭🥴🥴🥴

In the middle of packing and at a complete loss of what to bring cruising… 😈 #SingletSaturday

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

Bottoming Advice 101 ⬇️ Thinking about bottoming for the first time and I need some tips

Something something #SingletSaturday 🍆

Go piss girl

In honor of my catholic trauma I thought it would be hilarious to wear purple on Good Friday.