Salutations fellow youngins: Yes this is a rubber thong I wore for my four and a half hour flight.

YALL. THIS MURDER IN GLITTERBALL CITY DOCUMENTARY IS WILDDDDDDDD 😭

I worked out. (Please Clap)

Hi.

The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug

I’d never think I’d see lady Gaga in a Pokémon commercial

Fastened and secured, No escape…

Okay, hypothetically speaking, if I messaged you on Hinge saying I was admiring your profile so much that I almost missed my train stop and had to run off and ran into the closed doors. Hypothetically of course….

WHICH ONE OF YOU YALL IM LOOKING AT GYM SHORT REVIEWS AND SOMEONE LITERALLY TOOK A POC OF HIS BULGE AND POSYED IT AS THE REVIEW. PLZZZZZ ☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Needs a weekend in right latex and a rubber sleepsack, can anyone help me out?

“Baby you can be tough, say enough is enough, you can even be blunt, just do it with love, love, love, love, love” . . . Post nut selfie 🤭

Just finished Clair Obscure Expedition 33, and now I’m empty inside.

Sup bros?

It’s beyond ludicrous to hear someone who is pro life claim “self defense” in regards to what happened today. Fuck this government, fuck ice, and fuck anyone who voted for this piece of shit fat ass. I hope rats die in your air vents and all your sodas are flat for the rest of your life.

So I know I’m late but I just started Clare Obscure Expedition 33, holy shit I can’t stop sobbing. All my unrealistic expectations from men stem from video games.

Jerking off in a hotel that displays the ten commandments has a certain … ✨chefs kiss✨

Anybody else’s favorite Christmas movie beauty and the beast enchanted Christmas……? 👀

Merry Christmas you filthy whores. Sorry I was a slave (in the not hot way) to my job yesterday and couldn’t take time to be a hoe. Send rubber pics

New favorite pastime looking at bulges and guess if they’re locked 👀

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Talking to vanilla people about sex is so boring lol

Here I am getting squemish thinking “I don’t want to post my dick for all my super duper swanky internet friends to see” Meanwhile everyone is showing their locked cocks in public while rimming some rando in the corner L stop restroom or pissing on the next available stranger. I wanna be like yall.

Me after going to TWO Barrys classes

I occasionally wear something other than Latex. But I do like showing the boys plenty.

Did my first Barry’s class. Now what?

Just saw a clip of of this dude waking up with a shock collar super glued onto his neck, yes I know it’s dangerous, yes I know it’s super deadly, but it turned me on so bad 😭😭😭😭

Oh yea, went to a holiday work party

The struggle of when you get home and have to take of the latex

Heated rivalries anyone?

The humiliation of running out of tinder likes on the train…. 🥲

Something something raw, something something gravy something something breast something something stuffing.

Someone just recognized me as the pretty one in my hometown today….and now I have made it. PTSD Cured.

Johnathan Bailey the man that you are. 💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦

Happy Wicked For Good album release day! I’ll be an insufferable fag all today. 💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖

I love triggering homophobic queers, mostly because it adds years to my life span but also it’s really fun to watch ugly people get more ugly.

Everybody wish this hunky rubber toy a happy shiny birthday 🥰

We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.

*Sigh* I’m so tired of falling in love with mustached men on the internet

You know whose opinion actually matters? ⤵️

Just had my first “I cleaned out for nothing” moment Can someone add me to the group chat now?

I sent this photo to a guy yesterday, and he said “are you the green arrow?” And now I’m getting married and you’re all invited!

Prance my queen!

hearing good election results for once

“No babe, I think your hot for sure, but I feel kinda weird you sent me photos of your niece and nephew right after showing me your dick”

Recession indicator AHS coming back with a STACKED season.

*Dies Irae by Giuseppe Verdi blasting in the background* WHATS. THE. POINT. OF. MATCHING. ON. TINDER. IF. YOU. WONT. RESPOND.

Okay just watched practical magic and now I wanna recreate that kissing scene with someone to a rendition of “This Koss” by Faith Hill, who’s in? I’m Sally, obvi

Ugh I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your the green arrow but from the universe where he’s gay and kinky.