Something something raw, something something gravy something something breast something something stuffing.

Someone just recognized me as the pretty one in my hometown today….and now I have made it. PTSD Cured.

Johnathan Bailey the man that you are. 💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦

Happy Wicked For Good album release day! I’ll be an insufferable fag all today. 💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖

I love triggering homophobic queers, mostly because it adds years to my life span but also it’s really fun to watch ugly people get more ugly.

Everybody wish this hunky rubber toy a happy shiny birthday 🥰

We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.

*Sigh* I’m so tired of falling in love with mustached men on the internet

You know whose opinion actually matters? ⤵️

Just had my first “I cleaned out for nothing” moment Can someone add me to the group chat now?

I sent this photo to a guy yesterday, and he said “are you the green arrow?” And now I’m getting married and you’re all invited!

Prance my queen!

hearing good election results for once

“No babe, I think your hot for sure, but I feel kinda weird you sent me photos of your niece and nephew right after showing me your dick”

Recession indicator AHS coming back with a STACKED season.

*Dies Irae by Giuseppe Verdi blasting in the background* WHATS. THE. POINT. OF. MATCHING. ON. TINDER. IF. YOU. WONT. RESPOND.

Okay just watched practical magic and now I wanna recreate that kissing scene with someone to a rendition of “This Koss” by Faith Hill, who’s in? I’m Sally, obvi

Ugh I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your the green arrow but from the universe where he’s gay and kinky.

Missing MIR already 🥺 @raskur.bsky.social @latexblackmage.bsky.social

Dear Diary, I douched correctly for the first time today and it came out clean when he took it out. 🥰🥰🥰

So is anyone else getting hit by SPAM bots on @reconnews.bsky.social now? I just reported 4 pages in the last 3 days who messaged me.

Okay guys no big deal I just got my Instagram back….ayeeee

*SIGH* Meta NUKED my Instagram *AGAIN* Can we all collectively boo please, the photo I posted wasn’t even that whorey

Oh so JFF is TRASH. Got it…..

OSCAR VAN RHIJN BEING SUN DADDY ON FOUNDATION. MY TWO NERDY OBSESSIONS COLLIDING OMG.

Of course I leave my AirPods at home so I can’t look coy and mysterious in downtown SF.

Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad.

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Guilded Age finale anyone? 👀

Is community building dead, is it hopeless to try and find chosen family? Disregard me on an emo drunken bender on public transportation.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! #GUILDEDAGE

Two margaritas in and I got some shake shack and now I’m having a sad emo bitch night 🫩

Maybe I’m single because I have yet to find a man that makes me feel any equivalence of how I feel when I start eating breakfast potatoes.

We, as gay people, get to kiss our friends 💋

*Sigh* Capital One hates to see me cumming.

Hey it’s my birthday, so you have to be super nice to me today 🥹🥹🥹

Post a witch From Tv, Film, or Game

What If: the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about.

It’s a hurt myself with music kinda day.

Anyone else open their DoorDash app by mistake instead of their Capital One app? Oh no just me? 🥴🥴🫄🫄🫄🥴🥴

Her: "NO GODDAMNIT! IT IS A FLOWER. A FLOWER THAT SHOWS MY PATRIOTISM!" The World: "Americanus." Her: "IT IS NOT AN ANUS!" The World: "Americanus." Her: (PROFUSELY bleeding from the mouth and making gurgling noises at a concert loud volume). The World: "Americanus."

Me: is it gunshots or fireworks? Also me:

My group chat didn’t get this GIF reference when we were talking about rumors at work…. …it was nice knowing you all.

Siri play I felt the Rush or something like that because this bottle is 8 years old and it exploded when I opened the cap

How does one throw away poppers? (Asking for a friend)

Some people can get a thrill knitting sweaters and sitting still…..🌹

It’ll be a quick one but, I’ll be at DORE this year…who else will I see? #UpYourAlley

“It feels like I’m being fucked by Satan himself”