My friend has scalded her arm and been to A&E… they’ve removed the blister and stuff and dressed her with a paraffin dressing. Funny how something flammable is used to treat the result of burning and scalding! Well I thought so 😂

I suspect if I’d used Spotify this year it would show 0 songs listened 😂

Tonight’s earworm… the theme tune to this…

Cheese had his wound checked. He’s all mended and can have supervised ‘orange of doom’ free time! Saturday he should be fine to be without it 😻

Not impressed 😂

Doorbell rang! Two women stood there. “Hello, it’s a lovely day. We’ve come to share a thought from the bible!”

I do not understand drones. Why would anyone need a drone?

Here are the accounts I interacted with the most in 2025 so far 🥰 lovely bunch

Night two. Tree still intact. Kittens Causing chaos on the floor

Dining room done. ✨

The crazy orange clad one is ‘suckling’ the fabric on the cat tree 🤪

Ok… does everyone here live near a Marks and Spencer? Or is it just that because I live in a semi rural location my nearest M&S is 5 miles away?! Everyone buys the snacks and the foods from M&S. I’d have to make a special trip to go and I can’t be faffed! 😂

Chicken biryani doing its thing!

Lounge branch 🎄

That’s the tree and mirror done. More later 🎄🎄🎄

When I’m Prime Minister the filming of food eating, food competitions and food fights will be banned. It’s wasteful, unpleasant, nasty and makes me nauseous! The end!

It’s happening!

Lights on. I’ll get the rest of my balls out in the daylight…

The Halloween lights stopped working yesterday…

It’s huge!

Kitten proof?

Not rude things, a thread:

My chest is tight with anxiety already today and I’ve not done anything yet!

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄Happy December 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Cheese having his painkiller laced food 😻

superfecundation - new word! Means female cat mated with many male cats to produce a mixed litter 😻😻😻

Dry stone walls? 🤔🤔🤔 is there such a thing as Wet Stone Walls?

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 54

"I'm gonna put this somewhere safe" is an ancient incantation that opens a portal to a random point in another timeline, through which all safely kept things travel, never to be seen again! See also, teaspoons, socks and radiator bleeding keys.

The three have been given flea and worm treatment. There was no drama, no scratching, nothing… what are these things? They’re not kittens 😂

Done!

I’m making macaroni cheese for dinner and the macaroni seems to be really really small 😂

The kittens attempted to heap up last night on the highest point of the cat tree 🤪 and Cheese managed to fit his donut on too 😂

She reminds me of the Son’a now I see her again 😂

I think their vaccines made them pooped!

We’re off to the vet in a minute!

@lukepad.bsky.social hey! Just sorting teaching resources and I have three puppets used for puppet time. They’re great if you’ve had the training but not sure if you’d want them.

Yellow rain warnings.., 🤢

Kitten spam 😻😻

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Madonna - The Girlie Show Kylie - Kiss Me Once Tour Kylie - Tension Tour That’s it! I’ve only been to three concerts in my life so far!

The new tree seems to be popular with these two 😻😻

He’s such a doofus 😂😻

Centaurs… Sagittarius!

A friend bought me and the kittens a present! Yay! 🌵

Small People

Some random added me to a starter pack overnight… very anxiety provoking this morning… I’ve blocked her but I don’t know if that’ll stop the influx of people 😔😢

Ok I just saw an advert for downhill ski resort… I know there’s cross country skiing but generally it’s downhill… isn’t it?

Mindfulness is a big part of my therapy at the moment. The therapist leading the session said she often mindfully eats a Gregg’s Sausage Roll… I didn’t admit to never having one or that she sounded filthy 😂 I don’t like pastry very much!