Käpt‘n Hirni
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ambiguitätstolerant beta-testing headfucker
Anfrage bei der DB Bitte die App “DB Love“ (courtesy of
@beritmiriam.bsky.social
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www.watson.de/unterhaltung...
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ICE als Spielwiese: ARD sendet neues Erotik-Hörspiel – Bahn reagiert zugeknöpft
ICE statt Schlafzimmer: Neues ARD-Hörspiel "10 Augenblicke" scheint der Bahn einen Tick zu spicy.
https://www.watson.de/unterhaltung/podcast/405088854-ard-erotik-hoerspiel-spielt-im-ice-jetzt-reagiert-die-deutsche-bahn
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Dia VanGunten / Writer
11 days ago
🎨🖍️✂️
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Fair enough, Banksy‘s new mural on child homelessness is great, but the photo of the NYT is even better: she can‘t help but shooting a selfie🙈
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Banksy Gives Britain Another Bittersweet Christmas Gift
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/22/world/europe/uk-banksy-mural-children-homeless.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-08.MYOw.7KS1rXfVESd-&smid=nytcore-ios-share
25 days ago
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Dia VanGunten / Writer
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Dia VanGunten / Writer
about 1 month ago
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
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bee is the boss of TEMU 🐝
2 months ago
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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These go to eleven.
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2 months ago
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Listening to Isaac Hayes 😎
2 months ago
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Simone Buchholz
2 months ago
Saftbefehl.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer
3 months ago
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Simone Buchholz
4 months ago
MEMES BITTE DANKE
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s 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗
5 months ago
der Basilikumtopf fiel mir vom Fahrradsattel eine 8/10 hob ihn galant auf ich lache "das ist ja wie in Notting Hill oder Bridget Jones" — Todesstille TODESSTILLE leere Augen
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Schön Urlaub in Beirut
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Harold Wesley
5 months ago
Good one!!!! 👍👍👍
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Ishmael Fuchsbürste
5 months ago
Deutsche AI
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Vintage ZAZ
6 months ago
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wollte nur nochmal sagen
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6 months ago
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Ash Dylan
6 months ago
Elizabeth, If I give you fewer than expected orgasms, I will not fire the butler who counts how many times you scream my name. I will try harder next time. Darcy
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Uncle Duke
6 months ago
the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this
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„Früher war mehr Prügelei, weniger TikTok!“
8 months ago
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The New York Times
8 months ago
Haribo on Thursday recalled a batch of cola-flavored sweets in the Netherlands after a sample of the candy tested positive for cannabis. Several people, including children, had fallen ill after eating the contaminated candy, the authorities said.
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Haribo Recalls Cola Candy in the Netherlands After Cannabis Is Found
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/world/europe/haribo-netherlands-cannabis-recall.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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Mr. Nick Rivers?
10 months ago
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Simone Buchholz
about 1 year ago
reminder: wir werden das Patriarchat nicht via traurige duck faces auf Insta zerstören - Instagram IST Patriarchat, warum merkt ihr das nicht einfach mal
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about 1 year ago
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Dick measuring contest drüben bei X 🍿
about 1 year ago
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Hat Clemens Meyer wirklich schon 87.000 € an Preisgeldern in deutschen Literaturwettbewerben gewonnen? Ich will auch Rennpferde, ihr Wichser!!
about 1 year ago
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Alerta_inshAllah🫶
about 2 years ago
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Melanie Gywer
about 2 years ago
Sehr seltene Aufnahme eines Einhorn-Ketchapposaurus, der zum Luft holen an die Wasseroberfläche gekommen ist.
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Halbblutlehrerin
about 2 years ago
Wenn die Referentin noch fucking einmal „Achtsamkeit“ sagt, steck ich ihr ihre Klangschale dorthin, wo die Sonne nicht scheint. Ganz achtsam und gütig lächelnd. 🙂
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der kleine Freitag
about 2 years ago
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Montag nicht arbeiten, Netflix, arsch lecken
about 2 years ago
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when will Clive and Juliana meet again???
about 2 years ago
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Dead drunk
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The Man With Two Brains -- drunk test is hard -- Better Quality
"The Man With Two Brains" (1983) starring Steve Martin and Kathleen Turner.Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin) is driving his dead wife, Dolores Benedict (...
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about 2 years ago
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TGIF
about 2 years ago
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das wollte ich euch mal sagen
about 2 years ago
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erstmal ein Gläschen
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Allein in der Bar (Live)
Provided to YouTube by Roof RecordsAllein in der Bar (Live) · Helge Schneider · Helge Schneider · Helge Schneider · Helge SchneiderHelge Live - the Berlin Ta...
https://youtu.be/KH5vxzIgOfY?si=6PwynCf7fiTRCH_q
about 2 years ago
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choose your fighter 🚬
about 2 years ago
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Ishmael Fuchsbürste
about 2 years ago
ACAB außer er
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na also geht doch
about 2 years ago
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