I liked it better the way I heard a cardiologist say it: “The good news is it appears to be quite difficult to kill you.”

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I swear that I could have an axe stuck in my forehead, and my doctor would just be like, "Let's wait and see how this progresses. Come back in 5 months if you don't die. "

🎵 if you're happy and you know it 🎵 WTF... tell me how

I’ve been saying this for DECADES. lol

It’s stuff like this that reminds me why David Cross was one of my favorite comedians in the 90s.

"You can be anybody you wanna be. " Wrong. That's identify theft.

Hard core facts right there…

✨Rant Time✨ Ableism…So last week I had to get a scan at one of the local Hospitals for one of my specialists (don’t worry, it was for follow up). The hospital in question is 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆; way too large for me to walk to any one place. I need a wheel chair. At the front, they have chairs and people… (1/3)

***𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒕*** My wife and I celebrated the 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 of our Commitment Ceremony! That anniversary (we have three on two separate days) was actually on the 1st but, we each took the 3rd off to celebrate during a long weekend! We travelled to Clear Creak Metro Park in Hocking Hills!

How the fuck did I wind up in this dystopian timeline? I mean Dystopian Fiction used to be my jam! That was the /only/ thing I read for /years/!! I haven’t picked up any Dystopian Fiction since about 2017 because I don’t need to read a “fiction” that has become real life.

Good info folks!

Late Post! My wife and I at Pride two weeks ago (We were sitting at my employer’s booth handing out swag) and me at my Birthday Breakfast with my wife one week ago!

I’m not giving my view on the war between Israel and Palestine but, this is fucking hilarious no matter what opinion you have on the subject…

What the ever loving fuck is this shit?!? It shouldn’t be MAGA it should be MAWA (Make America White Again) Not that it ever was. Shit, Europeans STOLE the land from Native Americans! I’m so disgusted right now… www.blackenterprise.com/son-us-soldi...

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

I bought these frames online over a year ago! I 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 got prescription lenses put in and picked them up this evening. What do y’all think?

somebody sent me a grumpy DM about me saying that “Tough On Crime” is about caging Black boys. and they said, “Crime is crime. It has nothing to do with race.” so i sent them this:

when Black people are telling white people about racism, it's not to villainize them. it's to speak with historical and moral clarity. So that they can look around and say “oh my god, i can't believe what my ancestors and my people continue to do. this ends now, and it stops with me.”

This 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 But to go one step further… How can we get to the point of Awareness despite this toxic government and without continuing to disenfranchise vulnerable communities or putting the onus on them to educate?

Substack, yea or nay?

The White House. The actual White House. This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

Second day of work is coming up. The first day would have been better if I could have logged into my computer sooner than 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔 into my shift. But, other than that, it was a good day!

WOW! StarTrek isn’t even being subtle about courting OFMD fans…they know where it’s at!

Mark your calendars!!! One protest with millions of participants is not enough! Let’s keep it up!!!

I go back to work today for the first time in 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒔 due to a medical leave…and I’m so fucking 𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒔! I have no idea why. I love my job and up until this morning’s apprehension, was looking forward to going back. Now I’m like, (1/2)

Facts.

This description is spot on!

He’s tanking the economy, destroying our standing in the world, depriving women and LGBTQ communities of their fundamental rights, attacking the environment, disappearing legal immigrants, gutting Veteran’s benefits and Social Security. And he’s making you pay for his golf trips while he’s at it.

They defunded schools at the same time they rolled back child labor laws…

@adoptourcrew.bsky.social, It looks like, according to IMDb (where this screenshot is from), Apple TV+ will be in need of a Pirate comedy… 👀

Best. Cut. Ever. 😂🤣😂

😢 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!!!

A little humor for ya! I think I’m done with my political ranting for today…baring any unforeseen catastrophe, that is.

And this time, it can’t be BIPOC leading the charge. We all know that the Carrot would love the BIPOC community getting “uppity,” so he could shoot us or enforce martial law. It’s got to be those with privilege leading the charge! (1/3)

I go back to work in exactly one week after a three month medical leave. 😱 I’m just kidding, I’m looking forward to it. I actually 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒋𝒐𝒃! That’s a first! 😂

***I feel old alert*** Why was Yellow Ledbetter on the oldies station while I was working out at cardiac rehab today??? When I think oldies, I think 1950s, not 1990s!!! Ugh…I’m old. 😞 ***End alert***

We have lost mainstream media.