I have an extra ticket for the Beat Farmers Hootenanny tonight at Belly Up if anyone would like to join me. DM me before 8

XANNY DONG!!! 💣💣

Once again for those in the back...

Somebody needs to check and see if Ben is on the FanDuel payroll. Jesus Christ man, read the fucking room!

CAMPY DONG! 💣💣

Eddie dropping a "Nalgas" on the broadcast! I see you compadre! Orale!

just turned on a baseball game and saw that mitch mcconnell is batting seventh for the rockies. what the fuck are you doing man

As always...

As always...

Another Center Back miss... When will they learn?

if he complains to FIFA again will they discover new footage showing that we won

I haven't suffered enough, let's switch over to the Padres game. Oh fuck me!

Welp

If I wanted this kind of humiliation, I'd watch the Padres.

Well, shit...

TIIIIIIIILLLLLLMAN!!!!

They have the Trump stank on them, it's undeniable

Unbelievable fucking match! England left it all out there playing a man down. Kudos to El Tri, they were relentless.

Gianni Infantino, everyone!

See what happens when you don’t stutter step

AY CARUMBA! EL DISASTERO! UN IDEA MALO, ES UN DISASTERO!!

HOLY SHIT! BELLINGHAM TAKING OVER!!

That was pretty ⚽

Game

Harry Kane looks like the child Lady Diana would have had if her husband wasn't the product of generations of inbreeding.

All this blather about NCP, non-competetive pitches... Why don't they discuss the Padres non-competetive at bats? These guys are making dog shit Sheehan look like Cy Young.

Two different Padres coaches just got run during the first AB of the game. Must want to watch the soccer.

OH (NO) CANADA!

I understand why Otani is struggling, dude had a Ghana/Cape Verde parlay and the AUS money line. How can you concentrate with that on your mind!

That's it. Don and Mud have jumped the shark now that they're glazing POS Garvey. Have some fucking self respect!

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

If Mike Pence has the courage we can get the right result from this

I've never been to Cabo Verde, will probably never get to Cabo Verde, but I have never been more proud of a team. We're all Cabo Verdean tonight.

BOOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. JUSTICE FOR CAPE VERDE

CABOOOOOOOOOO VERDE!!!!!

Argentinian fans do realize that their one armed salute looks suspiciously like a Nazi salute, right? Right?

Much like America, Cabo Verde had a good run.

CABOOOOOOOOO VERDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gianni Infantino was so good in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

Can't wait for Romero to get a red for something stupid. Great defender, incredibly reckless.

This ref has strong "Young William H Macy" vibes

NO MORE CENTER BACKS ON PK'S!!!!!

I just can't anymore...

Texas redux for Randy. FML

That sucks