Running this during MNF. Wow.

Wife: I was right about JJ McCarthy and I was right about Big Ben Me: You said Big Ben was gonna be good? Wife: No what I said was he looked like the kind of guy who would sexually assault someone in a bathroom at the club and

Explains a lot...

DREYER FROM CHUKY!!!

Pellegrino!!!!

Just what the world needed, more Jags/Raiders

Dave Roberts grabbing his head after the Rojas home like "Holy fuck! I did something right!"

People who never watched baseball seeing Blake Snells eyes for the first time and realizing you can pitch on Gas Station Meth in MLB and be very very successful

FUUUUUUUUCK

CHUUUUUUUUUKY! ⚽

Ohtani didn’t get enough time to warm up this inning, clearly.

Sasaki looks like Smeagol.

That was not fucking normal.

Glad they still have fresh fruit in war-torn Los Angeles

They need a rules analyst that doesn't look like a thumb shitting it's pants on live TV

Well shit!

As always... F**k Blake Treinen!

Fat guy homers are the best!!!

We need to stop rewarding teams for underthrows.

I do declare, I say I do declare! I sho hope that $53+ million is enough to take care a hizzuns FAM UH LEE!

🇨🇦 Jays Win!!!!

Fat guy dongs are just as enjoyable as fat guy touchdowns. Prove me wrong

SLAM TORONTO doesn't have the same ring to it... But I will take it! Hahahaha... Eat shit Doyers!

As I was saying...

Polanco is CLUTCH!

DUMPER DONG! 💣💣

For the star of the game interview, NFL Network should interview fans that paid to sit through this shit fest.

New sad Kershaw just dropped.

Preparing myself for Kersh giving up the most powerful home run ever hit

Playoff Kershaw strikes again! 🤣

Why are teams so deathly afraid of the QB sneak?

FIRE MIKE SHILDT NOW!

Fuck Dansby Swanson.

Game

Not a good night for Perdomo around the bag. Bad for him, good for the Padres. 😁

SLAM DIEGO BEBO STYLE!!!! 💣💣💣💣

Lamar thought he was in the playoffs!

Tempted to go over to the other place just so I can dunk on Woodsy.

BRYCE DONG!!! 💣💣

OK boys, let's not waste all of our hits tonight. Save some for the Mets

MERRILL MADNESS DONG! 💣💣💣

MANUEL ARTURO MACHADO DONG! 💣💣

BEBO OPPO TACO!! 💣💣

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division.

Tati with the Golden Sombrero. Awesome. 🫤

The sheer amount of shit I got for posting CK quotes has been unreal. Fuckin people, man.