i’m so mad dnp played split fiction before me and my parter have played it bc i cannot watch this video yet 😭😭😭

i need meg to drop a new album every couple months honestly

not dan perpetuating the gender pay gap

realistically fresh tattoos and hot tubs is not a combination anyone needs

i wish it wasn’t entirely unethical to be friends with ur therapist bro she’s just cool

this is also the angriest period i’ve had in a while, i am literally fuming over nothing 🙃

it’s almost like dnp knew that im home alone on the second day of my period eating my favourite meal. a sims video was everything i needed

just had a breakdown about life being meaningless so i got some dairy free ice cream and put dan and phil on. suddenly life feels meaningful. madness

gaga’s mayhem merch is really giving we’re all doomed by daniel howell

gaga is so fucking back bro my body is ready for this album

bob’s burgers has early simpsons levels of excellence imo, every episode makes me cackle i just love it

may every trans child grow into a trans adult

never been active on phan twt and never had many phannie friends so i don’t feel ive shared with enough people that i met kath 10 years ago at tatinof. she was outside the london palladium taking pictures of the dnp signs. i asked her if she was proud of phil and she said very much so

does anyone have context for this image. it haunts me

10 years apart 🥹

trans rights forever

i need phil to play minecraft again and i need him to still not know what he’s doing

he’s behind me isn’t he…

absolutely begging people to show dnp some basic respect and not heckle the shows that they’re FILMING. ur not special and ur not funny

incredible phupload today team

wondering if i’m a failure for considering dropping out of college but it’s all ok when i remember i met dan and phil

i’m so glad tit is being filmed i need to watch it 7000 more times

who knew having a video of ur dnp m&g would be such crack. i can’t stop watching it over and over. need another hit every 10 mins

sobbing again

dnp will play project zomboid if i manifest hard enough

so glad dnp saved january, what a great start to 2025

didn’t even notice dan said “i’ll take the basic bitch ones” when he took my phone until i watched my m&g vid back im crying

post dnp weekend blues 😭 i miss them

insane photocard pull tonight

shitting my pants thanks!!

crying

only thing i didn’t enjoy about tit was people treating it like a standup show they could heckle the whole way through 🫣 why are you responding to everything they say babes ur not the main character

TIME FOR TIT AT LAAAAAST

DNP TONIGHT FINALLYYY 😭😭😭😭

a girl in my office just said her new year’s resolution is to shave her legs once a week please god free all women from the shackles of body hair shame

i am meeting dan and phil on sunday …

ever since i read the lotr trilogy no other book has hit the same.. why would i read anything else when its not gonna be lotr

phil saying ‘i might get more in’ when dan mentions buccal fat removal in that heart throbber video really stopped my body dysmorphia in its tracks thanks king

the vegetable water bit on dystopia daily will never not be hilarious to me

help

is it really christmas if you’re not watching a festive day in the life of dnp every single day

a beautiful baby on his dad’s shoulders was waving and smiling at me in the shop today. gonna be riding this high for a while

was danandphilbeats anyone else’s top artist or am i insane

can’t believe i went 25 years without mexican food and now i cannot live without it

just won the work quiz by one point bc i knew what a palindrome was, thank you phil

the way i would go to war for megan thee stallion

i actually need dan and phil to do a my sims kingdom let’s play