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For the record, she knows. That’s why she’s the champ. And well, it was her dream as a kid, growing up in the business and all. The powers made it even more fun. It’s hard work at times, but it’s super, super worth it.

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Might need to do a proper, full swing-through sometime. I see the appeal.

She’s literally a professional competitive combat sport athlete. So, yes. Very. Incredibly so.

…acceptable. She’ll take it.

…basically everyone who wants a shot at my title. Also former best friend who came up together with me and later gained a symbiote. Very recently caved my face in with her boots, too.

Save that exact churro for when she wins tonight. Put a tag on it or something so it doesn’t get eaten by accident.

"Bitten by a magical idol and now I have a Spider-Sense. Usually, it warns me about incoming punches. Tonight, it buzzed because I almost wore horizontal stripes with a utility belt." All the skills of a Black Cat with the added bonus of the Spider

S h a r e Actually, no. Not cheat day. Hold me back.

Great, she’s got a no-DQ against Taskmaster tomorrow. Brb, checking to see if he can copy a kendo stick to the face.

Zero time at all. Her days start at 5.30, sharp. Then follows a morning jog, with training afterwards. All before breakfast.

Izuna Drop Nazis. Very fun, very satisfying.

It’s incredibly easy when one’s born i to the business. But hey, she does love the industry and despite rough patches, she’s still here.

Well, she doesn’t have much luck. She gets flung out of the ring, but manages to catch herself in the air. Shooting a web-zip at the ropes to fling herself foot-first into Tombstone, hitting him square in the chest… Without much effect. “Uh…yeah. You my surprise pareja or what?”

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Once again proving why they call me Spectacular. (Amazing art by the friendly neighborhood @/tishymzn on twit!)

Honestly? Your market share’s gonna go up. Plushies mean you’re over like Rover.

THEY TURNED HIM INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

“…what if my middle name is Patricia?” Way to sink his boat. “Oh, the Spiders I’ve met. I met this one spider who’s like…from a cartoon world. Like Spider-Ham, but more like, chibi cartoons. And one from just literally Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.”

Joke’s on him, she’s more than used to that. But still, she won’t pry too much. “I’m just gonna say that many of your variants have the same tells.” And she has some to some extent. “But underatandable, really. That being said, I’m more than willing to help if anything does come up.”

“Drop by sometime. I’ll make sure there’s front-row tickets waiting for you. Just be careful of the splash zone.” Well…if she’s involved, things do end up outside the ring more often than not. “I get that. Being so high-strung—literally and figuratively—and feeling like everyone’s out to get you.”

“Whelmed. Fun word.” Nodding. “Oh, so like a bit of meditation, breathing exercise kind of thing?” She can definitely see the appeal. “Some of those would look great on the ring though.”

He does ALL the best poses it’s kinda nuts. Maybe a little gimmick infringement wouldn’t be too bad…

“…must be one hell of a headache the next day, huh?” She can imagine. “But yeah, I see why. Though fighting a werewolf would be interesting…”

“And here I thought taking last night’s spinning piledriver is the worst thing to happen to a human’s head since time immemorial.”

“…is it all the concussions I’ve had haunting me, or did I hear muppets becoming werewolves?”

Literally Weirdworld wasn’t too much fun, either. Not enough places to swing on.

Hanging upside-down from her web, Switch in hand. Do not disturb. Also yes, she’s already gotten Mega Hawlucha, thank you for asking.

Many have said that. Let’s go.

❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞