Honestly? Your market share’s gonna go up. Plushies mean you’re over like Rover.

THEY TURNED HIM INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

“…what if my middle name is Patricia?” Way to sink his boat. “Oh, the Spiders I’ve met. I met this one spider who’s like…from a cartoon world. Like Spider-Ham, but more like, chibi cartoons. And one from just literally Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.”

Joke’s on him, she’s more than used to that. But still, she won’t pry too much. “I’m just gonna say that many of your variants have the same tells.” And she has some to some extent. “But underatandable, really. That being said, I’m more than willing to help if anything does come up.”

“Drop by sometime. I’ll make sure there’s front-row tickets waiting for you. Just be careful of the splash zone.” Well…if she’s involved, things do end up outside the ring more often than not. “I get that. Being so high-strung—literally and figuratively—and feeling like everyone’s out to get you.”

“Whelmed. Fun word.” Nodding. “Oh, so like a bit of meditation, breathing exercise kind of thing?” She can definitely see the appeal. “Some of those would look great on the ring though.”

He does ALL the best poses it’s kinda nuts. Maybe a little gimmick infringement wouldn’t be too bad…

“…must be one hell of a headache the next day, huh?” She can imagine. “But yeah, I see why. Though fighting a werewolf would be interesting…”

“And here I thought taking last night’s spinning piledriver is the worst thing to happen to a human’s head since time immemorial.”

“…is it all the concussions I’ve had haunting me, or did I hear muppets becoming werewolves?”

Literally Weirdworld wasn’t too much fun, either. Not enough places to swing on.

Hanging upside-down from her web, Switch in hand. Do not disturb. Also yes, she’s already gotten Mega Hawlucha, thank you for asking.

Many have said that. Let’s go.

❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞

Alright, let’s get it over with. Go for it.

𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐍

...𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙈❗️❗️ #DCRP, #MarvelRP. Open to all verses!! ❤︎ & ↺

Introducing Bobby Star The Joyful Phoenix. Previously Ohma The Great Destroyer.

𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 | 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒔 —————————————— ° 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑳𝒀 𝑵𝑶𝑵-𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° #MarvelRP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

// SABUNG AYAM MENTIONED

Alright, getting my gear guy to do a Hawlucha homage look, stat.

I wholeheartedly agree. And hey, I won’t refuse training together either.

◇ K A R L A C H ◇ C L I F F G A T E • FURY of AVERNUS • Barbarian Tiefling INFERNAL HEART » Stick close to Mama K «

❝𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜... ᅠᅠ―――――――――――――――――― ᅠᅠ» LT. Beaumont, Dakota | "Judge" ᅠᅠ» NYPD Emergency Services Unit. ᅠᅠ» Apprehension Tactical Team (A-Team). ᅠᅠ» K-9 Handler. ᅠᅠ» #MarvelRP | #DCRP | #MVRP ᅠᅠ―――――――――――――――――― ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙙𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜.❞ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」

Never a bad time to train, indeed.

Not confirming nor denying it. But she can confidently say that was a 6-star match.

That’s her! 📲 Drums

She likes to think she is! That Spider German is one of her favorites, too. A German Suplex is a thing of beauty on its own, but add an extra few feet and do it from the top? Devastating.

It’s probably a little bit of everything. Most Spiders are high-fliers, but the way you zip and port around? Hypnotic, really.

Sends @juggernautpunch.bsky.social an invitation for a contract signing. 📲 Check your mail. Got a little something for you.

Hah, swing! I see what you did there.

「𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘨𝘦... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰.」 «𝙂𝙬𝙚𝙣 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙮, 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝-𝟲𝟱𝘽» ➤ Fan RP account ➤ Mostly based on the Spider-Verse movies ➤ Very crossover-friendly ➤ Primarily SFW-focused ➤ More info below ➤ RTs appreciated

🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️ 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞... S̶p̶e̶c̶t̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️

“Bet. Won’t be long, really.”

“That’s the most important part. Looking forward to it.”

“I don’t expect you to. And well, we’ll have to see your drawing power to prove that. Still! Definitely getting this match on the road soon.”

“Bar’s pretty high. But I’ve been known to jump even higher.”

“I’ll have it ready in no time. Gonna be a pretty damn good special event.”

Meanwhile in another universe… SNEEZE!

“Let’s put it in your wheelhouse, then. MMA octagon. Pretty sure I have some people I can talk to about that…”

Hanging upside-down from her web, phone in hand. Watching the screen as if she’s about to pierce through it with her eyes alone. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…YES! I KNEW YOU CAN DO IT, EL CONDOR PASA!” No, she is not immune to propaganda.