Swinging home after a night and a day out punch people. Mostly those who deserved it. Some just because. And she’s running herself a hot bath. A full carton of magnesium salts gets dumped in and her hair is tied up in a bun, shower cap on. Music. Bottle of wine. And a trashy novel.

// I made a Matt Murdock in the Sims and he immediately set himself on fire

Hyphens every name ITS HABIT

“Yeah, you know what? Let’s just allow the self-aware spider who can talk and understand us to be killed by Super-Girl rather than offer him sanctuary within an established community of people who call themselves the same damn thing that he is.” -

"Park Ranger asking to join the Fire Fighters." "Really?"

"A what?" "A member of the super exclusive, self-sacrificing, goodie two shoe club?" Because by that logic, Felicia didn't fit in their multi-dimensional club either. And how many times had she heard people say exactly that? "Neither is Miguel O'Hara. You know the guy who started it all?"

Ohhhhhh, he done fucked up. He done fucked up..... Her eyes blink slowly, almost giving him time to discover time travel and go back to undo those words. "And who decides who is and isn't invited?"

"What's your beef with spiders?"

“Yeah babe, you’re a Spider-Person now.”

Love you, but I’m going down

Damn that melatonin works fast

On the ent of boiling sugar, he can wear a pair of shorts.

“Blowjobs?”

"I don't mind what you cook, so long as you wear your apron to cook it." And nothing else. "Oh, and maybe make sure it's something with a thirty to forty minutes cook time."

"You gonna come try out this new kitchen?"

"Think I can sneak another kitten into the house without Pookie-face noticing?" "Yeah... I'm going to give a go."

“I suddenly feel very sick.”

“I wonder if he’d do the axe dance for me so I feel like a female bird?”

“You wanna go get naked and get under the blankets with me? To share body heat.”

"You know it's kinda cold, and I hate being cold."

"Must be the mask, it makes you look older." "Or maybe it's the way you stand all hunched over like you're getting ready to tell the kids to get off your lawn." 😘

"......" "Huh." Squinting at him. "My real age, or the age I give people?"

"I'm buying a Joja membership."

"Shhhh, don't get yourself stressed at your big age." "Your heart is probably a bit dodgy by now."

"I'm craving Hobnobs."

"Look, I know my eggs, they're definitely cursed."

"Or what, unc?"

"Why would spider-eggs not be cursed?"

"Bruh."

"I desire to see you swollen with a parasitic infestation of my cursed offspring."

Got eggs

“I still want to lay some eggs in Spider-Man.”

Anyway, nothing can knock her mood today. She got good news. A weight has been lifted. It’s time for coffee and a sweet treat to celebrate.

“If he becomes man-spider again, I’m leaving.” “Once is more than enough.”

“You know who has organic webbing?” “Night-Spider.”

“Yeah, he’s super dangerous. You should see him with his little spatula for applying his face mask and the fluffy pink hair band he uses.”

"I... I'm not great at this whole 'Seductive' thing. I only barely sort of get it unless I'm in the literal thick of it I guess." . . . "I just know that how her face lights up when she see's me gets me through the day. Or collapsing evil lab.. or whatever." 你是我的一切 ~ #SeductiveSunday

#SeductiveSunday “I’m phenomenal, deal with it.”

“….anything else that crept a smile, yeah.” She grinned, leaning to press her lips against his. “I like to show off my pretty things.”

She’d expected him to be precious over his images being shown. “They said you look real good in an apron.”

“Of course you were! I entered you into a competition. Took photos and then everyone declared you to be a pretty boy, baby boy, and goodest boy.”

@webofspider-man.bsky.social “I got this for you.”

“Ugh. It’s so dramatic.” Washing her hands, but leaving the rest she wanders back through and flops on him. “I bet it tries the screaming thing tonight.”

“I think we either shut it up, or pissed it off.” Time to have a tinkle. You should always tinkle after activities. “Did you have that weird strangulation dream? Or see the guy with the ice pick and his own eyes?”

The mirror is black. Shame, she wanted to see how she looked after the past few hour’s ‘activities’ “All right, I’m pretty sure this room is haunted.”

Eyes narrowed, she’s glaring at the picture that is now playing a scene of a ship sinking. Who even picks the shitty hotel art? “No, let’s stay here and get nasty. Let’s do the sort of thing we try once and never talk about again. I want to be disgusting…”

“….. nope.” Weird ass room isn’t beating her.

Earlier, the bath tub was full of naked Bratz dolls all floating face down in the water. A few were missing limbs. Felicia closed the door and decided she could wait to use the toilet. They were gone when she went back in.

“Because I was brought up with Barbie.”

“I love you and respect you?”