🌺Plants.. 🐐Animals.. They all deserve to live in harmony, without the threat of humans.

"It's perfectly normal ta visualise yer Batsona beatin' up yer younger self, dunno what's so strange about that."

"Sev-" She slaps herself across the face. "NO, BAD HARLEY."

"EXACTLY."

"How much bung would a Bunger bung if a Bunger could bung bung?"

|| IMPORTANT

If you think ERP is for flirting, you are wrong. It is a duel to see who can be the most disgusting writer between two perverts who want to be the next New York’s Best-Selling Author.

"AGH, FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FER A WEEK."

"Jeopardize my job fer a man that didn't really love me."

"I KNEW THEY WEREN'T CANDLES."

"Ever heard 'a the Charge 'a the Light Brigade...?"

"This oughta be interestin'..."

📌 𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦

"Why is latex so squeaky...?" #SeductiveSunday

"What day izzit?" "Sunday...?" "SHIT, I NEED TA MAKE SOMETHIN' SEDUCTIVE."

"COOKIN' MY OWN TAKEOUT FOOD."

"There's no secret, I'll be friends with anyone as long as they're nice."

Wake me up when crime is happening.

"Ooooo, a stalker that *doesn't* have green hair, fun." She paused, considering her question. "It's been a slow day fer me."

Harley looked up at her before setting foot on the stairs, a wide grin on her face. "White hair ain't gonna help ya in the shadows!"

Harley was closing up the Sirens Club for the night and about to head into the apartment above it, when her attention was grabbed by [reader]...

"Are ya beggin' fer me ta be somethin' else?"

"AHA! So ya can't really hate me that much- guess I'm not your rival."

"Was that really the best insult ya had...?"

"Damn, was I really that derpy eyed...?"

"Thought I looked great here-" #SeductiveSunday

"... oh no."

"Please, do go on..."

Everyone, this individual needs to go. I am all for giving people chances and trying to forgive people. But going through his account and his interactions. And the fact that he made Rape threats to people who rejected him in Roleplay. Yeah, @bsky.app , deal with this individual

"Who the hell is Margot Robbie?"

sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!

|| I want to thank everyone who responded. As someone who doesn't really deal with conflict that well, it means a lot to me.

"Tryin' ta do good. I'd say hero is an overstatement though."

|| I don't want to be negative and it breaks my heart that someone thought this was an appropriate response to me blocking them...

"That would be fun ta see. Wouldn't mind crossdressin' to fer the stonewall thing."

"I gotta look fashionable when I fight."

How Harley manages to cause chaos in mundane situations: She drank a glass of water too fast and nearly drowned herself.

"C'mon, I'm the cutest nutjob in the world. How can ya deny that?'

"Please... don't ask..."

⌗ 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲 . an indie original character written for the x-men universe. beloved & cherished by kris. ♡ + ↻ are appreciated! #marvelrp #mcurp #ocrp #mvrp #indierp

"I saw a news article talk about a chaos gremlin and it wasn't talking about me." "LIBEL."

“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ” ♡ + ↻

"Don't mess with me or my babies!"

"C'mon, I'd be great at bein' Supergirl... just... without the powers..."

//Learn this lesson now and learn it good; YOUR FOLLOWER ACCOUNT TRULY MEANS /BUPKIS/. Enjoy yourself, if you're worried about your reach over having fun you shouldn't RP

"Noooo not the fourth wall! 🥺"

"Bane is the bane of my existence. Please. Don't laugh at that 1) it's a terrible joke and 2) it's true."

"HEY! LET ME OUTTA YER SCREEN!"