// I want to be more evil but I got to head to work lol I also have replies on other accounts which I will try to get to but…uh…a little busy today and tomorrow

Oh Erik. With how expensive things are getting, perhaps the alien needs some money. After all, I don’t hate aliens and I don’t hate women. Despite what people say. I give them jobs too.

“That’s what I thought.”

“……Who are you?”

“I’m fully aware. It’s so easy for common people to fall for the lies spread about me. And yet…they still work. And I still have people cheering my name. Meanwhile, you still haven’t answered my question. Would you…’lower’ yourself? It would not be the first time I had Supergirl work under me.”

Said the spider themed hero.

“If you’re desperate to lower yourself to steal for your choice of beverage, why not lower yourself to working for a man who you claim to hate?”

“If Supergirl wants money, she could come work for me.”

Some people should learn to shut their mouths and cease spreading their stupidity like a virus

Either way, I love how most of you speak so highly of Kryptonite. Even if many of you aren’t intelligent enough to fully understand it

Such language.

Just don’t ask about Lexor

Survival. Mankind will survive. Lex Luthor will survive.

“I would never kneel before Zod and I would never deal with him.” Lex is just mad Zod wouldn’t let Lex keep Australia for himself. Although to be fair, Lex would have planned to turn on Zod and “liberate” mankind to become the hero. Only Superman got in the way of that

“I’ve met Zod. I am not a fan.”

// Lex isn’t as evil as he used to be. I mean he’s still evil. But prior to New 52 and Rebirth, one of the most fucked up things he did was blow up New Krypton, killing about 100,000 Kryptonians

Absolutely not. I once had to…exterminate some hostile aliens who had the capacity to rule us all. Their entire planet had to go. And any stragglers were exposed to Kryptonite debris or the yellow sun suddenly being changed to a red sun. All for the survival of mankind. It had to be done.

Interesting thought process.

I already ran for office & I was the greatest president of all time. Crime went down. Homelessness went down. Alien invasions were repelled. The economy improved. I was the first president to recognize Atlantis as a nation and I set up a trade deal with them. And I’m on the 100 dollar bill.

“𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑-𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄! 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”

If you want to fix Kara just tell her you’ve hidden microscopic pieces of Kryptonite into the drinks on most red sun planets.

𝕃𝕖𝕟𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕝 ℙ𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕒 𝓛𝓮𝔁 𝓛𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻'𝓼 𝓭𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻. ⋆ DC RP ⋆ semi-desc ⋆ semi-lit ⋆ selective ⋆ mv ⋆ serious/non ⋆ banter friendly ⋆ mature, dark, or triggering themes ⋆ ♡ + ↻

Fast. Reliable. Super.

Half man, half bat, all freak.

Joel Kent. (also called "Jo-El") @steelkon.bsky.social 's future son. #roleplayaccount #DCRP OC, semi-descriptive, semi-literate, serious/non (mostly non), banter and SL friendly, selective.

// Okay I need to step back a bit. I definitely did see whale cum but I misread bowling balls as blowing balls

// I turn around for two seconds and I look back and I see something about whale cum

“If you had a suit underneath the armor, then you wouldn’t be naked if the armor were removed. Unless your skin is the body suit. In which case…… ……I am sorry for your disfigurement.”

“And before you say ‘coming from the genius who has his head exposed in his armor’, let me educate you on powerful energy barriers.”

“Also that space armor looks weak and pathetic. My armor is much more advanced and powerful”

“I’m not seeing a denial of the lack of undergarments. Which means a well place blow could just shatter your armor and leave you completely exposed”

You’re naked under that armor? That’s……unexpected. I was expecting some sort of form fitting suit underneath. Didn’t expect anyone to be dim witted enough to go commando in space. Then again, from what I’ve observed, you seem pretty dim witted

No. I’m looking at how pathetic you are groveling over the feet of a woman from space over some inferior space armor she has when what I really believe you want is to take the armor she’s wearing off. It’s almost amusing

Pathetic.

“If there is something that can infect a Kryptonian, please let me know what it is. For research purposes.”

// I mean Supergirl probably would hate it. No amount of red sun radiation and getting drunk would make Kara want to even go there. She’s got standards… …usually

// Nobody tell anybody about Lexor

…I wouldn’t use the same language. But you could say I’m in the same situation. I don’t hate aliens. Some of my friends are aliens.

“I am not Wilson Fisk. Unlike Fisk, I actually have intelligence. And I could easily take care of Daredevil and Spider-Man. Easily.”

“I got lots of Kryptonite.”

6-7 is the approximate minimum amount Supergirl wants to add to harem

Perhaps you should fly into a red sun. That should help. I happen to know a few good planets with a red sun

She says she’ll fly into the sun but if she’s anything like her cousin she will just become more powerful. Threatening to do that is essentially her saying she’s going to get a gun and threaten those who wrong her. Do you not see how dangerous this alien is?

// wait so I just realized that this recent comic that actually acknowledges Lex and Supergirl being a thing……has not come out yet? Heh. HEH HEH HEH …….oh fuck I forgot about the horse

Anyways, I do miss our relationship Supergirl. Especially how you used to jolly me out of my moods

“I’ll let the demon think they’re actually doing something. LexCorp servers are as challenging to access as Wayne Industries or any government server. Although I like planting fake documents to give any hackers a small sense of victory before a virus takes them down & reveals their location to me”

“Oh. You want to play that game?”