:) I'm going to feed you to my cat.

Here to bully Crutchie specifically-

Soft yawn.

Death via coconut

Do it. I dare you.

//I had a pimple in my nose :(

HAHAHAHAHAHA

An orphan is an orphan no matter how old.

Kicks Crutchie off next-

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA

Kicking a random orphan off of a cliff.

Get WREATHED! 'Mrow' WRECKED! I meant wrecked.

The red haired lady will be fine, though. I'll have Teekl sit on her.

PSA: A man named PETER thinks he has room to talk when he's bullying a LORD OF CHAOS for telling the truth. And said LORD OF CHAOS is half tempted to destroy the city now.

It's *my* name, obviously.

My name is Klarion, not lying child.

Oh Teekl~ Lunch~

See? He hates kids.

(Looks left and right) (Turns him into a rat)

I'm a young, impersonable guy. 'Meow' Impressionable! They know I meant impressionable, Teekl! 'Meow' Oh shut up. No one asked you.

He even called me ugly, ma'am. Who even calls a kid ugly?

I really don't have a family. AND my the only one I have is Teekl, my cat.

He's trying to put me in detention for having no family and only a cat. That sounds like bullying to me.

I'm not lying at all, actually. Poor you.~

(Smoothly sliding over to MJ. Get wrecked, Peter) He is being mean to me, ma'am. I'm just a boy with a cat.

And everyone keeps trying to kill my cat. The only one I have left...

//kas don't let him fool spidey-

I have... I have no family.

Honestly? Comedy gold. The witch boy is cackling. No cares given.

. . . I never had a mother...

My mother said I am a very handsome boy.

"Klarion, what's wrong with you? Why are you like this?" So when you let an overpowered child exist with no parental or familial guidance of any kind-

"Now why would I do that? That's boring. Right, Teekl?" 'Mrow' "See? Teekl gets it."

Hissing. Slapping at her angry biting beak.

. . . Look away and I'll give you coffee.

Screech-

I will destroy you coffee I swear to GOD

"Ooops~"

"Nyeheheheh-"

Blows up an orphanage.

Only on saturdays...

Turning orphans into rats so that Teekl can have toys.

:) Run.

Sets Teekl down to eat him. :)

Turns @negatiiveforce.bsky.social into a rat i guess-

//i'm ranting in 2 separate gcs about the rivals slander rn

//I can now say more unhinged things and save them as drafts. Be afraid