Pushing him down the stairs-

Discrimination against chaos lords.

Somehow this is discrimination.

What? No. Let me in-

(Setting his cat down~) Teekl, lunch! //you're welcome

. . . (Turns them into a rat?)

Your first mistake was thinking I'm a hero.

I'm a lord of chaos. Duh.

Maybe I should just kill you myself?

A very tall cliff.

.

That's so true. Turning children into rats and letting Teekl eat them is a great idea. Man, you're full of great ideas!

I've been learning slang. Am I using it right?

Bestie, you are so right. Everyone ELSE is the problem!

You know, I'm starting to think I might bs the problem.

//mars stole my baby

Casually blowing up an orphanage♡

//I wish I had a love like spyro

//FJAOCNFK I'M THE ONLY ONE VOUCHING FOR YOU???

//can confirm, spooky has been held hostage in the basement. I've been tossing them pop tarts when I can

//spyro is real!? Man, I thought that game about the dragon was a fever dream!

//Pyro, I need your input on something

//"Sure, babes, I'll play along. Since we're being rough, don't get mad when I break your pretty little face, mmkay?" Plus the inspo pic

//wip ♡♡

//YOU WILL NOT TRICK ME! I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL PEOPLE'S ART

//I have cats laying on me. I can't move and now I feel eepy

That's because shrimp can't kill a shrimp.

//give them smooches for me

🧍‍♀️

Pushing @batboner.bsky.social down the stairs cutely.♡

//what if I just...

Trips @reverseimpulse.bsky.social down the stairs cutely.♡

"There are other ways I can be entertained if this doesn't work." That... That is a whole threat. From a boy with a cat.

//guys, Mars is a total toe sniffer. A whole ass foot sniffer. Sniffs them like they're fine wine

//uhhhh like this for me to call you a toe sniffer I guess

//if I ever say weird shit about people, I'd probably just call them a toe sniffer.

//spooky lore drop?

//slaps this down because i'm hella proud of it

//I love him

//AHHHHHHH

//she's locked on your location. Run.

//well now I feel less horrible about the oviposition a week ago-

//she is very floofy. She even gives kisses

//okay, guys, seriously. I know we just got hit with a whole whirlwind of fuckassery. But look at this baby who loves cuddles and wishes to spread her love to all of you

//update: the beastinthesheets apparently doesn't exist anymore

//slowly raises hand I have trauma related to p*do shit-

Unless he pushes him down them again- "I thought it was funny. Especially when you went splat at the end!"

Cue demonic cackling. He knows and he doesn't care. He's just evil.