Those shots from the last minute of the new Avatar trailer could have legit been lifted off the last two movies and i would have no clue. All that fighting humans stuff just looks the same.

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First time the main star is a pedophile.

Jon Favreau out here trying real hard to make the ugliest looking star wars movie ever.

Growing up means you know which liquor stores can comfortably fit your babies stroller.

Looking for guests to join me on my all NIN podcast: "You Get Me Closer to Pod"

Pretty amazing timing that the MCU is a bore now, Pixar is being forced to do mostly sequels, and that post Andor Star Wars is all just fan bait. Cutting Disney out of my media diet is pretty easy (Outside of FX produced shows... that hurts.)

you killed the moderate …now you get the extremist

*Me watching Tony Randel playing Hercule Poirot in the Alphabet murders* Well, looks like I have a least favorite Poirot.

Yes, I was waiting for glasses that could tell Facebook where I was and what I did every waking hour of the day to they could sell all aspects of my life to advertisers, or hell maybe even the government? gizmodo.com/meta-ray-ban...

We should reframe the conversation around Kimmel as him getting fired for his Trump comments. The comments weren’t about Kirk, and more about Trump not giving two shits about him.

Jesus, like I couldn’t give a shit about jimmy kimmel, but like the caustic repercussions of this… totally depressing.

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

People turning 25: this is the year all my dreams will come true, I’m gonna write my book, fall in love, get that promotion. Me, turning 45 soon: I want to make friends with a crow this year.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

Trump should honor Kirks death by releasing the full unedited Epstein files just as Kirk asked.

People are making these at my job and it’s like WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?!?

Any Unreal Niagara users on here have some time where I could pick your brain for 15m on a call? I’ll send you beer/coffee money!

So… when are all the people who collect guns incase the US military is used against the US people gonna go ahead and rise up against that shit? Oh y’all just a bunch of children playing dress up? Got it.

If America can overcome both a dalliance with fascism and a total fucking by big tech... the documentaries in 20 years time are going to be absolutely nuts.

Oh man, so funny to compare the US’s halfwit military parade to China’s. Like I hate it all, but come on, you don’t want to fuck with people who actually look like they know what they are doing.

Oh lord, I forgot RFK sounds like that.

Start sharing those tofu recipes with me.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Welcome my fellow people pleasers and over achievers!

I feel like the biggest difference between my wife and I, is that I always wanted to marry someone smarter than me and I guess she always wanted to marry someone dumber than her.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)

Why is it that our IQs started dropping when people stopped smoking cigarettes?

Terrance Stamp at heavens gate: m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Uz...

On paper Nick Cave should be a slam ass dunk. But dear god, outside of red right hand I cant listen to 90s of any of his other songs.

All I want in life is to be on stage at a Q&A and someone in the audience says: Mr Weidelman, what’s your secret? And I lay out that I complain all the time and drink a lot of wine.

Primal Screech

Two-Person Camper Van Beethoven

This bag can eat a day of dicks!

Someone in Silicon Valley right now: LabubuCoin and Labubu NFTs will make us billions!

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

My favorite doctor and companion.

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

OpenAI: you know how nothing typed into our product is private and we collect an monitor all the information that enters our servers? Anyway we want the government to use it, for free, cause we so nice.

I don't understand the need for movies to answer the questions they pose, isn't that our work?

Jay Kelly V. Ella McCay

“All your mail is trash and all your phone calls are from no one” Maybe the most succinct description of the modern day ive ever heard.

I am a 30 or 40yo man... if you invite me to something that has a DJ, I'm not going.

My first day in Chicago 26yr ago a homeless woman sold me a copy of the onion, I’d never seen it in print before so I handed her $5 to buy the $2 paper and she walked away with my $5, when I asked her for my change she pointed at the $2US and then the $3CN and said that’s $5 Made sense to 18yo tim

I was trying to order a drink at a bar last night and another customer came up to me asking to order a drink from me… I don’t know what to do with that. Do I have bar tender vibes?

Controversial statement: all elected government officials should get free housing and healthcare… but their wages should be minimum wage with no overtime. If they can’t live on that with free housing and healthcare, how can anyone else?

Damn, this Mamdani guy sounds rad as hell.

I don’t know how, but even weather prediction has felt way less reliable this summer. Is it lack of budget? Departmental cuts? Just my imagination? No clue.

Internet: Hulk Hogan was a racist piece of shit. Slashfilm: here’s multiple zany stories of his acting career!