Suggestive

I'm so problematically horny today that a commercial for a dishwasher pods came on and they said double Dawn power, but I heard double dong power and I got so ludicrously wet in the half a second it took me to figure out what they had really said.

They really are bigger

Suggestive

I've been loving my ass lately, so everybody wins💋

And sometimes, even after 20+ years, the sex is so good that your partner ends up randomly gnawing on your leg for the first time ever because they're not really in control anymore, on account of the bliss.

And sometimes, even after 20+ years, the sex is so good that your partner ends up randomly gnawing on your leg for the first time ever because they're not really in control anymore, on account of the bliss.

I've been loving my ass lately, so everybody wins💋

Just smack my thigh if you need air

Heyyyy this one's mine!

I really like this handle from Shagsall! It's really sturdy and made it a lot easier to go as long as I want to, solo, without blowing out my wrist. Accessibility is important! Going to need more vac u lock toys, STAT

Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! (Complimentary)

Just smack my thigh if you need air

And then be sure to complain about all the nsfw stuff in your feed

i guess it's december, which means the christmas toys are back! www.funkittoys.com/product-page... www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

And a good time was had by all! I really love this tree plug from @funkittoys.bsky.social, it's really well designed and comfortable for long wear because of the long stem. Er, trunk.

Fun date idea

Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! (Complimentary)

Additional hardware

If you want to verify my age, you can just count my grey pubes.

Plz insert one face

Additional hardware

Plz insert one face

Well, this account seems to be working fine so everyone wins!

Oops💋

If you want to verify my age, you can just count my grey pubes.

Upgrade complete!

Tired: accidentally revealing your affair at a Coldplay show Wired: doing it onstage

Tired: accidentally revealing your affair at a Coldplay show Wired: doing it onstage

Upgrade complete!

When this jewelry arrived I realized I hadn't gone all the way up to 6 gauge the last time I had an MRI, but I'm going up to sixes now! Changing to titanium clickers, while I'm at it. This is the jewelry I wanted to end up with, here's hoping I can get used to something so lightweight

“Nobody knows her true nature, but if you are one of the people who she shows herself to, you won’t be the same anymore.” - The Brook Thank you to all of you, all 4500 of you! 📸J.F. Mongeon #model #photography #fantasy #nsfw #oc #nudeart #art #erotic #horror #altbabe #ghost #quebec #realnsfw

When this jewelry arrived I realized I hadn't gone all the way up to 6 gauge the last time I had an MRI, but I'm going up to sixes now! Changing to titanium clickers, while I'm at it. This is the jewelry I wanted to end up with, here's hoping I can get used to something so lightweight

NEW! (seriously, just put it up!) BAILEY JAY! Done with the personal approval of the lovely lady herself! T-shirts and everything else! artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/bail...

This, um... toy gets 5 stars! Was also better than expected as a targeted impact toy, which was a nice surprise!

This, um... toy gets 5 stars! Was also better than expected as a targeted impact toy, which was a nice surprise!

Finally, some properly scary looking clothespins! *cackles in slut*

One of my favorite perverts in the whole wide world told me to make a wishlist. Wasn't expecting him to almost clean it out in one go, so he totally called my bluff on the huge rubber bands that I am actually kind of afraid of. Which is fucking hilarious, if you know me😅

Part of the reason I stopped doing sites is because it turns out most of my best work is banned on almost all of them. I feel angry and sad on behalf of people who thought they'd found a good home with Fansly and are feeling lost, now. It sucks so much.

you don't get to turn away from the world to bury your awareness in hedonism; likewise you cannot survive propping your eyelids open to horrors without relief. you have to say, I am an animal I will fight like an animal I will fuck like an animal

One of my favorite perverts in the whole wide world told me to make a wishlist. Wasn't expecting him to almost clean it out in one go, so he totally called my bluff on the huge rubber bands that I am actually kind of afraid of. Which is fucking hilarious, if you know me😅

Voted most likely to raid the bait store for kinky shit

Monochrome Monday. Now with extra chrome!

Everything else is terrible, but titties still exist

Everything else is terrible, but titties still exist