sure gemini collects a lot of its solutions from Reddit but I think the key part it's missing is when you are browsing on Reddit for a solution and you are continuously reminded that you are looking on Reddit, the website for paranoid losers

with everything that keeps happening to me i wonder if i was meant to die in a plane crash in January of last year

this year wants me dead

! water can fix a headache

this weekend I do everything. all of it.

the ambling walker trots alone at night

I can feel it finally happening....I'm finally in the mood to get into bruce springsteen

smells like green onions and SUNSHIIIIINE

yeah so Merlin is this bdrama it was like a concubine historical palace intrigue type yeah....ya there was a bl angle but the censors never let it happen

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“Is that a whole carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” It is in fact a whole carrot in my pocket, as I’ve taken to carrying them around the house as a midday snack. I am also, as ever, overjoyed to share your company and do not understand why you posed this question as a dichotomy

last night was a toilet nightmare

beautiful woman named ciabatta

I can't stop flexing in the mirror I'm like addicted to it

headache city today

maintenance guy at the community center has a thick mustache and wears denim overalls and brightly colored plain tshirt every day. love seeing him it's like when a cartoon character gets transported to the real world

concubine dramas have a heavy overlap with soap operas (slapping, scheming) which is good for me bc I need those and the American soap ecosystem is practically extinct outside of those ai fruit clips

feeling sticky and overwhelmed and too awake? introducing: night shower

I need to be at the creek

chalk :)

Washington. Washington. 6'4 fucking killing for fun

Your name is HB and you're here to say

this street smells like cardamom in a major way

favorite YouTube channels rn: 1. guy who corrects every Wikipedia article about welsh history 2. guy who makes crazy fish tanks in his tiny apartment 3. lesbian commentator who does psa songs at the end of all her videos 4. historian that dresses like a jojo character 5. jacksfilms

love when a bidet hits the special part of the butt that makes even more poop come out

none of you like my funny posts you only like posts about four girls kissing

"trust your gut" I HAVE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER MY GUT TELLS ME I CONTROL CAR ACCIDENTS

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

Can I have a sip of your lightness of spirit

yesterday I participated in unemployed stolen valor and for that I apologize most sincerely. I also participated in regular stolen valor and I'm not saying sorry for that one that shit rules

I looked so good this month it's kind of crazy

I lean on the local jazz radio station in a serious way

I like to ignore Kirk bc I sincerely believe he starts thinking he's a ghost

tempted by beddy bye blanket cozytime and her army of pillows

MRS HARRIS GOES TO PARIS AND EVERYBODY IS NICE TO HER!!!

adventures of tintin movie so good for many reasons but a big one is they do a mech thing with shipping cranes at the end

why are they called vitamins? I find they're actually maxxing more than minning

reclaiming the title "liver king" bc I'm not about all of that however I do think ppl should know you can have a "fancy" food in your house for actually very cheap and it gives you vitamins

I got my paycheck recently so I did splurge on some duck and pork liver pate for a sandwich I'd been craving and it's good. not as good as my homemade stuff but goddamn.

i have perfected the art of clapping like a tyrannical child king

got blt with caramelized onions and avocado instead. fucking mint. the Hail Mary for a summers evening

I need. chicken chile relleno burrito

so it turns out I burnt my bangs from blow drying and I'm gonna have burnt hair smell in my nostrils for the next uh. while. fun

they're calling me the it girl of 2026. and who's they, you may ask? well, they is me. #pronounsinbio

going to the suburb where everybody either looks incredibly gay or bordering on mormon

entertaining fantasies of becoming an art teacher before remembering how bad I am at taking care of other people's children

is it obvious that my body needs some kind of mineral

what if I shuck an oyster in the safeway parking lot