ur uncle hearing about the halftime show

you know me and my husband? well, we're doing better, if you can believe it

bitches love me because I ask clarifying questions

I think somebody has cursed me for real and I am taking action

soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology

I'm in the house like vicodin

my relationship with yogurt is so fraught

fuck it. rivers cuomo drag pics time

Stuart Dunkel (American Artist, born 1952) "Hero", 2020. Oil on Panel, 4 × 5 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

All six activists who fucked up a Israeli arms supplier are free due to jury nullification anticapitalistresistance.org/victory-for-...

And by baking lasagna? Let's just say. Haha. My pasta.

I am straight up baking lasagna

We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.

i've gotta get my ass back to gym

I sleep in and I become convinced I'm evil

crazy how if you dress eclectically people think you want clothes that make you feel like a child

accidentally took a late nap so you know what that means! walking around my neighborhood in the dark

I did this tattoo of the Last Unicorn and am very pleased with it

perverts anonymous?? ain't that just a glory hole?????

this almost killed me

i'm fumbling on levels you couldn't comprehend

*gripping the sink* I'm cute adorable and charming. i'm the people's princess. nothing's wrong with me

The Google calendar is a muscle that must be trained till failure

I don't need the government to track my cycle I can do that by seeing how much I'm posting

I might be going crazy or I might just be normal

im always saying this

time to stop being coy in 2026. who wants to be my gay boyfriend

"and this is where the magic happens," I say as I lead you to my bedroom. "or at least," I say, picking up a lone hat and staring at the chewed out hole in the bottom wistfully,"it's where it used to happen...."

talked about worms in the radio

was watching the news and they're calling today "Friday", for some reason

I love an earth tone I doooooo

kinda crazy how I become a charming and capable person but only when I do events work

I think Chet Hanks and Hunter Biden would be good friends

Thinking back to my Superman themed Steeley Dan cover band called “Dan of Steele”

the whole "a beautiful girl has a tummy ache" posts aren't enough. my body is a weapon forged against me

this ibs flare up is putting me through it in a way I haven't felt in years. why tummy hate me. why tummy hate food

shirt that says i <3 the weather app

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

hearing somebody sing an arctic monkeys song without putting on a bad sheffield accent feels like hearing a dog meow

yay drawring . yay women

my outfits so good rn. I slept so badly last night

sooooo lame when i'm wearing sunglasses and people think i'm cool and then i have to take them off and i put on my regular glasses and everybody instantly knows i read books. smh

saw hamnet last night. bawled my eyes out. love and grief and creation and look at me look at me look at me

I love when they blast Rope on the big screen

just made a strawman that proves me right and makes me horny

so much of my job is people going "what if you did this?" and me saying "that won't look good" and them saying "well just try it anyway" and then I do it and they say "actually that doesn't look good"

time to stop being coy in 2026. who wants to be my gay boyfriend

I've got to get blunter. like a butter knife