Looking to hire an individual who is capable of knocking me out every night so I can actually sleep at a decent hour. Pay is you get to hit me. Benefits include hitting me. No travel compensation. Inquire within.

she told me it wouldn't be hell hello??

Yuki farted so loud she just woke herself up and is now running in circles.

Brother this year stinks already.

Oh, didn't really mention it anywhere other than privately but I started therapy today. Time to work on being a better me :)

@808plays.bsky.social is a hater-ass bitch, why did I ever mod you

This has been the most up and down birthday I've ever had

Today has been particularly emotionally rough. Trying to have fun and distract myself but hard to ignore the feeling.

The new KAR game is absurd and I won so many races driving a to-go box

I lost at pool to my sister. She's so bad. I'm embarrassed.

Cut from the same cloth

My sister is landing soon and I haven't seen her in like 2 years so expect NOTHING out of me for the next week.

Two nights of playing ranked. Suicune/Greninja still as stupid as ever.

Much needed night with @thomaspatrickwx.bsky.social. only now finally going to sleep LMAO

i hate u @icebluetv.bsky.social

"Isn't that what sex is, though? A creamy hug?" - @nukkuler.bsky.social 2026

I wish I wasn't so sensitive 🙃

Finally unwashed

TIKTOK FINALLY GAVE ME MY USERNAME BACK PLEASE FOLLOW SO I CAN STREAM ON THIS BITCH www.tiktok.com/@keizaron

Shiny alpha girl noods

GIRL EEVEE

Why am I always so unlucky when I fly

NEW POKEMON NEW POKEMON NEW POKEMON twitch.tv/keizaron

Small indie company btw www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMjQst9H/

I can't be the only person that thinks it's gross that the new TCG Pocket set has a *separate* collection log even if most of the cards are already dupes. The cash grab was already blatant but that's just gross.

Suicune ex is wild

Imagine playing Hollow Knight when Ender Lilies/Magnolia exist smh

Miss doing events

Greninja still good

I did it

On vacation, see you all in a week :)

"Ozzy passed away and is getting all the love and attention? That doesn't work for me, brother." - Hulk Hogan, probably.

Caught all of the Pokemon in Ultra Sun except randomized. Onwards to HeartGold, a much better game.

I don't think bringing up ASM's audience is the way. Every marathon/organization has good and bad actors. Most people I know involved in ASM are trans/LGBTQ+ positive and saying you're disappointed in them is rough.

Yay

Obligatory have-fun-at-GDQ-maybe-I'll-go-next-time

Happy pride

What a team

Been finishing up things to complete the sale of the house. I'm so physically exhausted and grouchy :/

Horror movie www.twitch.tv/keizaron/cli...

Every time I make it back from Canada I realize I rather just, y'know, stay.

Bingoooosssss www.twitch.tv/keizaron

WAIT POKEMON SC/VI IS SO SMOOTH AND FAST NOW IT IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST POKEMON GAME

Why line and midnight release when Walmart at 7 AM

Courtesy of @lesliedainty.bsky.social

It really feels like I'm bricking at an absurd rate in this season of TCG Pocket ranked. Game has an exciting new meta and I can't even enjoy it because my draw luck is actually abysmal.