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Crash some more planes*

We have reached peak clickbait

The use of mdash suggests this was written by a LLM, leading to the prediction that this will age like raw milk

Tilly Norwood's favourite Star wars character is Jar Jar Binks

You mean 'Dictionary', right?

Lawrence O'Donnell: JD Vance's beard is the least weirdest thing about him

This 1cm zinc-imidazole/graphene square generated 0.9v when it was dipped into seawater by utilizing atomically small, tunable and mechanically stable nanofluidic structures, and will even work with dirty water. Imagine dropping your phone in water to recharge it. share.google/2IyQXytnHBhe...

Generals gathered in their masses To hear Hegseth and Trump talk through their asses

You can tell the shutdown isn't a real emergency because Ted Cruz is still in the country.

What if libraries charged 'Volunteer Hours' instead of fines? Over due book? Bring it in, help reshelve the returns for an hour.

@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov

Watching Ben Shapiro squirm when he's describing Furries is wild, and I wish i had never seen it. I did not need to know that about him.

I'm not surprised by the lengths they are willing to go to stop us from seeing the Epstein Files. Just look at how far they were willing to go to stop us from ever hearing from Jeffrey Epstein again.

"There is no Plan B" Great in an action movie, hits different in a Rom-Com

Grab him by the Epstein files. And don't fuckin' let go.

Was expecting worse

Unless Amelia Earhart crashed on Epstein Island, nobody gives a shit

Look on the bright side, at least they can't catch Brucellosis.

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I always wondered how Elon Musk knew Donald Trump was in the Epstein Files. Suspicions confirmed.

U.N.escalate ˌ/juːˈen.ˈes.kə.leɪt/ Verb To immediately cease operations when you become aware that you are assisting fascism See General Strike

The Epstein Files will be donated to the Trump Memorial Library

Elon Musk's autism that made him throw the Nazi salutes was caused by ketaminocetaphen

Carsie Blanton youtu.be/pD_eZg70Ms0?...

I’m not autistic, I’m acetaminodivergent.

Sinclair/Nexstar about to find out what happens when you mess with a Disney Princess.

List of people who shouldn't take Acetaminophen: •Children under 2 months old. /End of list.

At this point we should probably start calling them the Trump and Epstein files

Man who encouraged bleach injections and doses of deworming tablets thinks Tylenol is harmful.

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Disney didn't lose 4bn over Kimmel. They lost 4bn *so far*

I'm worried they have

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social stop writing letters, start taking action. Get this guy in front of an oversight committee. Impeach him.

*that will happily sneeze into your eyeballs without a word of apology.

@sagaftra.org time to boycott Disney. This statement doesn't go far enough SAG-AFTRA Statement on the Suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live! | SAG-AFTRA share.google/PVgDMPAsVlfS...

Time for sanctions on the US.

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