youtu.be/EeI6iTaJA9Y?... @jessewelles.bsky.social does it again.

#FIFA hey, real quick, can you give him another one of those medals? The last one didn't stick.

8 billion people on this planet and apparently I'm the only one who knows how to drive.

www.trumpkennedycenter.org Brilliant. @tobymorton.bsky.social

Can't believe them russian speech bots are allowed on here

“And the little screaming fact that sounds through all history: repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed.” John Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath

The perfect analogy for every company pushing unwanted AI

youtu.be/GAJf2F1BbRA?... @pboyle.bsky.social 'it takes a village to create a monster' Well put, that.

Which one is it and why is it sprouts?

David Brooks Reason no#17,445 not to read the @nytimes.com

@stellantisita.bsky.social tutto quello che voglio veramente per Natale è che Stellantis annunci una Fiat Panda 4x4 diesel PHEV.

Doing some midnight soul-searching, were we Andrew Tate? Let's break this down. Those who point out the self-proclaimed 'strong' man's weaknesses before he ever flat-footed his way around the arena chin first are not critics, but prophets. We knew you were all mouth and no trousers for a long time

Just decorate your tree yourselves, folks. No need to get techy.

Waterfox defeating Firefox suggests there is an elemental browser that Firefox is capable of defeating. Airfox, Metalfox watch yourselves. Earthfox, you'll be fine.

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

'Pokémon' meaning 'Pocket Monsters' suggests that 'Hegemon' means 'Hedge Fund Monsters'

@andyextance.bsky.social i had to read your first sentence three times before it made sense. "RRS Sir David Attenborough scientists are trying to measure..." should be "Scientists on board the research ship the Sir David Attenborough, which was nearly named Boaty McBoatface..." Yes, it's not a

I am pleased to announce that for the first time ever FIFA has awarded me four Michelin stars.

The 6,500 deaths of migrant workers to build the last world cup means i am not surprised by FIFA buying off Epstein's pal with tchotchke www.npr.org/2024/11/30/n....

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

If you mix ethanol and corn oil to make biodiesel, 100%

How to win Eurovision? Don't participate. Well done Ireland, Nederlands and Spain. www.euronews.com/2025/12/04/n...

It makes no sense to burn carbons building offices that will be unoccupied for ⅔ of their life, forcing employees to burn carbons commuting to those offices, and cities to burn carbons building infrastructure that is inadequate for rush hour but over-capacity the rest of the time.

TIL that Notre Dame's football team isn't called the 'Hunchbacks'

To turn a red state purple is a win

Pope Leo XIV is prepared for JD Vance, should he have the stones to visit.

Developed initially to target and kill tumors, they are now being engineered to target cells that are contributing to autoimmune diseases, like antibody-producing B cells. #Science 🧪

This

Dear @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social The equation is simple. Tax the rich, get reelected

No, it really isn't fine. Fresh water is for drinking, not for cooling AI slop.

Bolsonaro going to prison makes Brazil the strongest American democracy. (Canada, just ask yourself what Damien Kurek is doing now)

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown

YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS! CHARLIE BROWN!

Americans are going to be ordered to kill people for oil, they will refuse, and he will kill Americans for NOT killing people for oil* There, fixed. Why hasn't he been impeached for almost everything he has said> Idiocracy was not a documentary.

TIL we can use the waste brine from desalination plants to generate electricity, offsetting some of the power used by the plant www.earth.com/news/japan-a... 🧪

Hiding his new Buddhist-adjacent tattoo

Exactly. I already want to tip the board.

If this doesn't get Jeffries and Schumer to endorse Mamdani, nothing will

Soaking the base of a concrete pillar in vinegar rusts the rebar. As it rusts the rebar increases in size, cracking the concrete from within. Obviously this is be a terrible thing to do and I dont recommend it for fence posts because they could be easily snapped with a light blow from a hammer later

Mystery man caught on camera leaving Canadian flag, saluting outside Kitchener home on Remembrance Day #Ontario /1 thread www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Stop the slop.

Larry Summers' resignation shows more political savvy than Donald Trump, Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon and Elon Musk. The lofty goal of destroying the wealthy child rapist ring is what got the odious cheeto-faced wazzock re-elected despite himself. Heads will roll.

Another fine day, I took the paddleboard out. #PaddleBoarding #LochLong

Je ne suis pas Bubba

Because its owned by Murdoch. Totally safe to ignore