Sir Keith Starmer
@kierstarmerpm.bsky.social
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anyone who mentions me having an affair is getting put in Belmarsh xx
Had my fingers crossed behind my back btw don't tell Rachel
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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This is appalling to hear, and makes me wonder if that's why he never wore our BFF necklaces. I've been walking around wearing an F necklace for nothing
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Don't worry lads, I said I'd be tough on crime so I'll tell the gents at Wandsworth to hold Mandy for 24 hours without access to custard creams. He'll still have his phone and be allowed to roam but the custard creams will really hammer home how cross I am with him. And his bail will be £8
about 2 months ago
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No one realises how hard saying these speeches are. Thankfully Wes always has a warm bottle of milk prepared for me after I've finished.
about 2 months ago
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