Sir Keith Starmer
@kierstarmerpm.bsky.social
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anyone who mentions me having an affair is getting put in Belmarsh xx
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Sir Keith Starmer
Stefan Mohamed
22 days ago
pure, uncut, liquid Sir Keir to write an article about "breaking with the status quo once and for all" on Friday, then announcing new roles for Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown on Saturday
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Had my fingers crossed behind my back btw don't tell Rachel
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3 months ago
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This is appalling to hear, and makes me wonder if that's why he never wore our BFF necklaces. I've been walking around wearing an F necklace for nothing
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3 months ago
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Don't worry lads, I said I'd be tough on crime so I'll tell the gents at Wandsworth to hold Mandy for 24 hours without access to custard creams. He'll still have his phone and be allowed to roam but the custard creams will really hammer home how cross I am with him. And his bail will be £8
3 months ago
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No one realises how hard saying these speeches are. Thankfully Wes always has a warm bottle of milk prepared for me after I've finished.
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