[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Love how she throws the wig right down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer

I know that putting up Christmas stuff this early is insanity bc I used to do it when I was unmedicated

Let’s not pretend stranger things 5 isn’t being incredibly accurate to the 80’s by having an entire cast of obvious adults playing high schoolers

5 & 6 found dead in a ditch 💀

If I were the governor of a blue state and SCOTUS did anything to gay marriage, I’d simply halt issuing marriage licenses statewide. Now no one gets it. ❤️

People usually want you to delete their nudes if you’re no longer talking but not me. Even if we fall out please feel free to keep admiring my massive hog

Welcome to Derry is interesting. I keep wondering why this boy in the 1960’s has a broccoli cut

Just saw Halloween 1978 in theaters and a 13 year old girl walking out behind me said “it was too long.” It’s a 90 minute movie folks

The thing about Michigan is that every single public space smells like weed and I think that’s beautiful

Facebook is crazy bc on a random Tuesday an 80 year old family friend will comment on a 7 year old picture and tell me Im too skinny and should gain some weight

Apple Music’s new auto mix feature boldly asks the question “what if we skipped half the song”

Is there anyone currently on television who is more of a reprehensible cringey lowlife than Gino from 90 day fiancé

When people on the internet ask why something happened the way it did in a movie because it doesn’t “make sense” there’s a 90% chance the answer is just “because it’s cool as fuck”

You guys should listen to rob zombie he’s actually so girly pop coded if you think about it

90 day fiancé producers pretending to be shocked when 2 people from totally different cultures with different values who barely know each other get married and it ends poorly

Ugly title, ugly poster, ugly trailer, ugly visuals… Disney making this boycotting shit so easy 💀

How it feels to skip the Israeli couple when I’m watching 90 day fiancé

New iOS is kinda ass

One of my favorite things to do is double it and give it back when someone says something unnecessarily aggressive. For some reason rude ass bitches never expect someone to come along and bid higher

When Pamela Anderson shows up for 30 seconds in the live action Scooby doo movie

This is the only platform where I haven’t had to remove anyone for playing mortality police over the CK thing. Good for you guys!

Dean Withers losing any and all good faith he built with the left by choosing to suck up and cry over a dead nazi 💀

Rest in piss

The conjuring 3 and 4 are both bad movies but I love Ed & Lorraine Warren so much that I don’t even care

MTV I’m gonna tell u this one time and one time only don’t ever put jelly roll on my television again

I love saying “really?” Any time I don’t know how to respond to someone I can always count on “really?”

HBO when I catch you!! You big funky bitch!!!

Do people genuinely want Matt Reeve’s Batman to be part of the DCU or is that just being pushed by big CBM accounts? It has never made sense to me

Vanish Into You is the best song on Mayhem. I am willing to physically fight about this, if anyone wants to tussle hmu

Palpatine calling Yoda “little green friend” is crazy, that’s gotta be at least 2 different microaggressions in the Star Wars universe

Does anyone mind if I nerd out about Star Wars on the TL cause I’m right on the edge

My favorite piece of Star Wars music is when Anakin decides he’s going to kill the Tusken Raiders and John Williams goes full horror. A horror film set in the Star Wars universe with JW returning to score would end me

In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave 'Summerboy' 🌞

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHGUuSxrC... #EDM #synthwave #music #bluesky #horror

Just uploaded 2 new tracks on SoundCloud! 🪩 “Blockbuster” is punchy neon, high-impact electronic nostalgia (imagine it’s the 90’s and you’re renting a video for Friday night). On “.WAV”, dreamy choral melodies crash into vocal chops & heavy bass (like climbing a mountain you swore you’d fall from)

If I’m somewhere tropical and Oceanside, fish are the most beautiful and delicate of nature’s creations to me. I want to spend all day swimming with them. Weird because if I’m in a lake, the thought of one of those muddy lake fish touching me makes me want to pass away

Superman, a mean dog in a cape, a weird baby and a squiggle man

I’ve gotten back into music production the last couple months and have a few completed tracks that I’m excited to share, starting with the most recent “Cold Companion”. Check it out if you like cool shit on.soundcloud.com/LuUXHHvIAevs...

I don’t really get pimples any more but I have one right now right on the tip of my cheek bone and idk it’s kind of cunt

Gladys was really rocking that little red number #weapons

Need to see David corenswet’s Superman interact with margot robbie’s Harley Quinn

Name a filmmaker who does needle drops better than James Gunn or die - everybody dead

28 years later more like 28 inches of peter! good god that movie has a lot of wieners in it

My hometown bakery makes the most beautiful & delicious raspberry coffee cake kudos to them 🥂

I just overheard a conversation between two elderly ladies in a Mexican restaurant where one of them leaned in really close and really serious and said to the other: “your daughter does not like you, Rose.”

The original mask they started shooting Scream with is sooo bad 💀 would have changed the whole movie

So proud of everyone showing out for No Kings today 🫡

It’s okay to be wrong just don’t be loud about it