True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together

OI BBC this isn't a fucking John Lewis Christmas Ad! What a crap exit song for an England World Cup Victory!! #WRWC

Is it a rule that radio stations have to broadcast news bulletins? I deliberately listen on iPlayer to 6Music now so I don't have to be forced to hear the latest bullshit.

GAH. #MasterChef

Has anyone else noticed that Tony Blair is starting to look a bit like David Icke? Just saying 👀

Quick reminder that there is no being "for" or "against" ID cards, because whether an ID card system is good or bad depends on details that cannot be encapsulated in the term "ID card". Overreaching, insecure, onerous, authoritarian ID card systems are bad. Secure, minimalistic, well-thought...

This is so stupid. They need to get ahead of the massive new building of homes going on in Peckham. Why are we so bad at this?

Since that's the type of art-form you appreciate, have you seen this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTH9...

I heard O Fortuna on the radio earlier and realised that I no longer hear anything but the wrong lyrics when listening so I looked them up and SALSA COOKIES still exists! #salsacookies #wronglyrics See here: youtu.be/pQEfxhvAy0c?...

I was part of a working group on AI and Fraternity assembled by the Vatican. We met in Rome and worked on this over two days. I am happy to share the result of that intense effort: a Declaration we presented to the Pope and other government authorities coexistence.global

Same here - I only see those folks if they're quoted into my timeline, I don't really follow them apart from The Onion... Plus I've muted just about every word related to American politics. Love the self generated chronologically ordered feed I enjoy each day.

Of course smoke alarm Why must everything beep so Your battery dead #3amhaiku

I didn't know this. Did you??

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

It's clearly autumn now. Ocado have released their Christmas Food Shopping slots.

Since someone else posted my ai statement from my syllabus on the thread, sharing myself as well. Need to push back… bsky.app/profile/nsou...

What's your sign?

Do you remember? The 21st night of September? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06... #musicsky

Anyone who's looked after their elderly relatives in their final years likely knows the power of music to bring joy, happiness and connection when times are really challenging. I'm not usually a long thread writer but hopefully you'll bear with me for this one. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh Insta. No. This is not a thing.

Client journalism, much? This is a sales pitch. Although they do say this late in the article, anyone with kidney issues should be careful with creatine. The thing is, most people with low level kidney disease don't know they have it. This is irresponsible reporting. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Come back to me at the end of October and tell me if I was wrong about that Tom Apprentice guy. Amy won't have to cope for too long hopefully. #Strictly #SCD

What's your sign?

Oh god poor Amy Dowden #Strictly

☕️🥱 Good morning friends #bloomscrollng #gardening

There have been no boat crossings for the last 7 days. @lbc.co.uk

Anyone out in Bath today. If you spot this bike and tell me where it is I will pay you fuckin handsomely. Pop a lock on it I’ll literally give you £500.

I've often wondered if our current parlous state as a nation is actually Nick Clegg's fault. By going into coalition with the Tories instead of backing Gordon Brown in 2010 it's arguable he unleashed literal hell on the UK, including Brexit, Austerity and everything that has come since.

Look at the difference between the cabinet and the shadow cabinet...

The bad news: Legacy media outlets in America are bowing to fascism. The good news: You have another reason to break free of the remakes, reboots and nostalgia porn they sell you. Support indie creators.

Duckling. That is all. #Ducklings #LittleFarm #FarmLife

Ewwww ew ew ew That whole 51st state thing reeks right now. YUCK.

I just accidentally got into an argument with someone on a medical support group who was claiming that "AI can't lie" and therefore it's safe to ask ChatGPT medical questions and completely trust the answers.

I just accidentally got into an argument with someone on a medical support group who was claiming that "AI can't lie" and therefore it's safe to ask ChatGPT medical questions and completely trust the answers.

Even though I no longer live in my home city, I will always be a proud Londoner, proud of that multicultural brilliance which has informed my life and worldview. A lovely poem. And for all Sadiq's faults I am SO glad he's leading the city for a bit longer. ❤️ London.

Queen

‘I went on a far-right racist march, organised by a far-right racist, but I’m not a far-right racist’

Honestly, this account makes me smile every single morning. ❤️

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

My 5 small pleasures right now: 1. A hot mug of tea 2. Looking out at the valley below my house to see it filled with fog on a cold day 3. Building a good fire. 4. The purring of my idiot old lady cat 5. Having a reeeeally good stretch.

Men not accepting the word, “no” is the fucking problem for virtually everything.

Why must things beep so

Danny Kruger having a big role in Reform immediately takes them in a decidedly more anti-abortion direction. Implausible he'd have jumped without discussions on that point

Ok JKR is now quoting Hitler in her tweets, cool cool cool

I think about this poem by Ian Duhig — about Jo Cox, the Labour MP assassinated by a man shouting ‘Britain first’ — every day at the moment. No other contemporary poet has looked so clearly at the political reality of the far right as a minority who must always be appeased