“I’ve been asleep for so long... What did I miss?”

"Erm... What's up Doc!" Bugs Bunny winds up the Bluesky!

“Oh, no. Donald. He managed to get here.”

...Woody Woodpecker? Don’t you remember me, Daffy.

𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝘿𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝙎𝙤𝙖𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙀𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙚 ♥️ & 🔄?

“Sorry, Oswald. Was busy preparing my speech for Universal’s new theme park opening here.”

“Donald, I understand. But it’s Daffy I’m concerned. I liked him better when he was screwy than greedy.”

“Oh. Ew, is that Daffy? Yeesh. Both him and Donald give me bad vibes...”

“...You know. God? A.K.A. Steven Spielberg? Because I’ve seen you and two others visit Universal Studios to check up on how he’s doing, since the WB Studio is close by.”

“You’re... up. Lemme guess, you’re here to see your God?”

“Good! I take it you’re a toon like me?”

“Never seen a talking tea cup since the ones at Disney-”

“[Reader]. Tell your brutal honest opinion of me. Am I just as bad as Donald and Daffy?”

"𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝙺𝚞𝚗𝚐-𝙵𝚞 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚜, 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜!" ✕🖕✕ ✕ #TMNTRP ✕ #TMNT2012RP ✕ #NickRP ✕ #MVRP ✕

“𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙊... 𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙔!” #UmJammerLammy #MVRP #ParodyBSKY (Lammy joins Bluesky!!!)

“Yeah... ya bring up decent points there, Os.”

“That’s... rough.”

“...Please tell me it’s not Buzz.”

“You okay.”

//OH HELL NO, GET OUT OF HERE.

“You lot are in denial if you discriminate guys like me who puts milk in the cereal bowl first.”

“Oh boy, oh boy. My favorite meal-”

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!~ <NIGHTS (finally) JOINS #BSKYRP> #SegaRP #SonicRP #MVRP #SFWRP

“Hey, [reader]. Has Disney been pestering ya?”

“Oh, it’s a… floating head thing. You’re not mad at Universal for taking away Crash & Spyro from the Sony guys, right?”

"They thought they had defeated me, but they don't know that polygons are everywhere. Actually, I believe I'll drop the villain thing. For the moment. Let's have some fun."

//My exposure to Woody Woodpecker was either the classic cartoons from the golden age of animation and the 1999 Woody Woodpecker show.

“I’ll… remember that, Os.”

“That’s… quite an interesting background he got, ha ha.”

“Bendy? So there are other toons besides us that didn’t originate in Hollywood?”

“Fairly true…”

“Look on the bright side, Os. You’re getting a future series as you previously told me. Mickey’s return as a funny little guy in 2013 is proof.”

“That, and Felix is having a blast in USJ due to his popularity status in the land of the rising sun.”

“You and Mickey are always welcome to visit my company’s theme parks at any time, Os. There are other cartoon stars besides me in the Universal Studios lot.”

“But once again, they DO listen to their fans, unlike your company trying to destroy the park layout Walt built up to. Seriously, what were they thinking replacing Splash Mountain with the Princess & the Frog attraction in Disneyland & Magic Kingdom?”

“Trust me, Ozzy. They did the same thing for that Fast & Furious ride in Hollywood, where they closed down Supercharged in favor of their upcoming Fast & Furious Hollywood Drift coaster.”

“Bad, but turning a bad attempt to a good idea to listen to their fans.”

“I saw… had a talk with one of the Warner sibs recently and hoo boy… they weren’t kidding. Universal may have done mistakes, but with their cinematic Dark Universe conversion to a theme park? Different story.”

“Not if it’s anime of the current generation Os. But who am I to judge? We both know how this outcome will end up.”

“The corporate faker of Mickey trying to buy anime to his collection of the Disney media empire.”

(6/6)

“I could do it again under a Scottish accent.”

“Then stop buying IPs that are never yours to begin with.”

“…You gonna share the popcorn?”