Goddamn. Nice tribute. Remember when life used to be fun? 😭

Nights like tonight my timeline is awkward as a Dolphins and Bruins fan…

HEY UTAH HAVE A SECOND SERVING 🍝🍝

Not watching, but GO BRUINS!

I, for one, wanted the meme coach. Got memed to death. I'm sorry for my previous transgressions.

Soooo. Chris Shula then?

KC all the way back and Dolphins getting their asses destroyed. What a great day to start focusing on anything other than football.

Offseason avatar. At least video game season is well alive. May need some people to carry me in BF6 and Arc Raiders.

This is our circle of life.

The obvious answer is to trade all good offensive players for picks, draft a QB in the first round then complain that he only sucks because there's no talent around him and they're trying to get him killed.

we really got another quarter of this shit?

That guy forced his own fumble. Miami should sign him.

On the plus side I'm following a lot of people today because of the funny misery retweets I'm seeing.

Miami Dolphins

Wish the Jets were winning rn.

What a goddamn joke

Achane deserves a better team

We have to just be actively rooting for losses at this point, right?

No Iowa State game today, so video games it is.

Just looked at the Bruins upcoming schedule... Damn do I hate west coast trips.

New avatar again. Dual wielding.

Welp. At least it was entertaining.

TB whining to the refs. Let's see how it plays out for em.

titans should give cam ward the josh rosen treatment and send his ass to the dolphins.

Geekie!

And just when I started dooming. GOAL!

Boys not ready for the matinee game it seems...

@jasonpaul.bsky.social Woah. I see an Albert Camus avatar I follow back.

Does anyone know if people are doing sports related follow trains on this app? As cringe as they are I need way more NFL and NHL people to follow.

Lions were always kinda my NFC team. As a kid my favorite players were: 1. Daniel Constantine Marino Jr. 2. Barry MFing Sanders

That was almost the dumbest thing I've ever seen...

omfg that Lions TD

Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen tbh.

Watch em fire Weaver and that's it.

🎼Miami has the Dolphins🎶

LOL WTF.

Waller completely uncovered in the end zone is definitely a strategy.

Are the Dolphins really about to win this game and make an asshole out of me?

Run the score up. Make it as embarrassing as possible, please.

It's time.

My damn stream is so far behind. 😭

LOL WTF.

My new profile pic?

What the fuck is this team?

LOL

Do we have a fuckin team when everyone least expected it?