Love the attention and accolades for Bad Bunny at the Grammy’s! It had to drive the dictator nuts. Little things like this continue to put pressure on his tiny ego and heart. Whether it’s the Grammy’s or everyone talking about Epstein, keep it coming! He must never know a day of peace in his life!

The worst Royal Rumble I’ve ever seen in 40 years of watching wrestling. And I mean the worst. Then. Now. Forever.

Catherine O’Hara? Come on now. You know what fuck all the way off with 2026 already.

Shoot Silas Demary and Malachi Smith into the god damned sun! Jesus Calhoun Christ!

I’ve always been in favor of taking fliers on players who have chips on their shoulders. For that reason, and especially after watching that shit show of a Bills presser the other day, I wouldn’t mind the Dolphins bringing Keon Coleman into the building.

Appreciate @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social for posting snippets from the Dolphins presser. I do like what I’m hearing. Sounds like men with a vision who want to establish an identity. That being said you’ll have to excuse me if I humbly remain cautiously pessimistic (yes, you read that right!).

Glad Bellinger is back in pinstripes. He’ll have a nice front row seat like the rest of us to watch the Dodgers threepeat.

I swear to god this fucking Dolphins fan base is nauseating at times. So many of you have fucking Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to this organization that has actively tortured you for decades. News flash: YOU ARE ENTITLED TO BE CRITICAL OF THIS TEAM AND QUESTION EVERYTHING! If you want to be …

Watching Homophobe Hidalgo get cooked by UConn is feeding generations of future Huskies!

The fucking Dolphins did it again. The one guy I didn’t want is the guy they hire. I hate this team with an unbridled passion! They never learn from past mistakes. Definition of insanity.

Pivot to McDermott. Hire the prodigal grandson. Please, anyone but Hafley.

Caleb is special!

Pats going back to the Super Bowl only a few years after Brady and Belichick era ended is misery.

Of course Miami is gonna hire the guy I literally wanted least. I thought maybe it would be a good night with Buffalo losing. The football gods couldn’t even give me 30 minutes to enjoy that before hitting me with the Nix injury and Pats headed to the Super Bowl and now probably hiring Hafley. FML!

Please just hire Shula. Bring home the prodigal grandson!

Stefanski to ATL. Fuck!

Thank you Jesus!

The Bills are 100% winning the Super Bowl. We’ve been dodging this misery bullet for too long. Allen is going to will them to it. I can feel it in my goddamn bones!

UConn playing not to lose and they’re going to.

Tomlin is my favorite coach. I’m now torn between him and Harbaugh. I’d probably take Harbaugh by a nose hair, but I’d be excited for either. With our luck we getting the Chargers DC.

Chargers = cheeks

That’s getting turned over. Disaster for Jags.

Jags must capitalize and turn that TO into seven!

If today’s games are any indication of what this NFL postseason will look like we’re in for a fun playoffs.

Great Spurs win! #GoSpursGo

Yeahhhhh this is not a good look for Shula.

My top three candidates were Harbaugh, Stefanski, and Shula and it appears all will either interview or have been contacted. Progress.

I manifested this shit. You’re welcome!

Had a nice little, and rare, 3-3 last night with UConn, Spurs, and Blackhawks all winning. If only the Dolphins had canned McDaniel yesterday it would have been an all timer!

The most Dolphins thing ever would be to fire McDaniel to openly pursue Harbaugh, only to have him go to NY, then pivot to Stefanski, who quickly signs with Vegas.

Mike McDaniel not only not getting fired, but being part of the hiring process for his own boss might be the most Dolphins shit ever.

Mike McDaniel bewilderingly trying to figure out the root problem of Miami’s woes is akin to OJ searching for the real killer.

I see we are desperately trying to manifest Harbaugh to Miami and I’m absolutely here for the propaganda!

The look on my face at 3:47 p.m. tomorrow when McDaniel is still head coach of the Miami Dolphins.

Gronk glazing Maye so hard I can’t tell where he ends and Drake begins.

I don’t believe I posted it during the preseason but my prediction for this team was 7-10. As usual, I hate it when they prove me right!

I want a GM who has a vision, wants to establish a smash mouth identity, and who knows what a franchise QB looks like. Am I asking too much?

Hahaha okay the Quinn Ewers experiment is quickly and officially over! McDaniel needs to be gone before lunch tomorrow, Aikman needs to be on the GM search in earnest, and they absolutely need to be heavily reviewing tape on all QBs.

I know some Dolphins fans are enthusiastic about Ewers but I’m not quite there. He looks serviceable and capable as a backup, but I hope this doesn’t deter them from picking QB somewhere in the first half of the draft. I still see enough holes in his game to leave me unconvinced.

Let’s start the New Year off with a list. Here are my top five movies in 2025. What you got? 1) Superman 2) Weapons 3) Bugonia 4) Wicked: For Good 5) The Fantastic Four: First Steps HMs: Thunderbolts, Naked Gun, M:I - Final Reckoning, How to Train Your Dragon, Captain America: Brave New World

This Dolphins TE room went from one of the most historically awful units I’ve ever seen coming out of the preseason to a respectable middle of the pack group. And if I had told you the two players who made it so were Darren Waller and Greg Dulcich you’d have rightfully laughed your ass off at me.

This Spurs team is really good and a lot of fun to watch! #GoSpursGo

Beating the defending champion Thunder twice in the span of a week and a half got me believing in this Spurs team! Wemby and Castle and Fox and Vassell and Barnes and Harper, oh my!

I root for a soft football team and I fucking hate it!

Regarding yesterday’s HOF induction announcement, all I can say is that there is no world, NONE, where Jeff Kent was ever a better baseball player than Dale Murphy or Donnie Baseball. Thank you for your attention to this matter. BKC.

Hang it in the Louvre

If you’re a Stranger Things fan like me, and you were born in the late 70s and grew up in the 80s, how big of a miss was it musically for them not to play the song “The Touch” right at the end of volume 1 last night? That would have hit so fucking hard! Otherwise, still give Vol. 1 an 8.5/10.

@netflix.com already crashing out. How are they still unable to handle this shit after all these years? #StrangerThings5