Me looking at the Dolphins roster.

Jalen Reagor? Jesus Christ, this team is going to the Super Bowl!

YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!! #GoSpursGo

I hate this Yankees team immensely. Bunch of gutless, no-heart turds.

I may not have liked the Dolphins draft but it’s hard to find any fault or disgust in extending Achane.

Happy Mother’s Day to my amazing wife and the mother of our three incredible children. We love you to the moon and back! And happy Mother’s Day to my wonderful mother and all the moms out there who helped shape our lives, guide us, and make us the people we are today. Thank you! ❤️

Bruins done. Celtics gone. Sox lost today. Yankees won. God is good!

The Dolphins just took a guy who probably could have been an undrafted free agent with the 75th overall pick. Wow did Troy Aikman, Ross, Marino and everyone else involved in picking JES to be GM royally fuck this hire up. This draft might be one of the great trainwrecks in their history.

I hate this team!

I’ve decided to let the Miami Dolphins know how I feel about them this morning. Hope you all have a great Friday (not you JES).

I don’t have an issue with Johnson pick but they probably could have stayed put and gotten him or Hood without having to trade a third to move up. This. Is. A. Fucking. Disaster!

And of fucking course Bain went to the Bucs!

JES gonna pull the mask off to reveal himself as Grier.

Curses are real and you cannot convince me otherwise! And the Miami Dolphins are absolutely cursed!

I hate my life. No pain like being a Dolphins fan. None. Whatsoever.

Holy shit Downs and Bain there for the taking! Come on JES, don’t take the PSU OL. Take Downs or Bain!

Delane to Chiefs. That dream ended quickly. Looks like OL. Sigh!

OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA!!!

Sometimes better is better. Michigan is just too much for this UConn team to handle. Still could not be more proud to be a Husky! They’ve been inconsistent this entire season and still managed to get this far. Good run.

Jordan’s Furniture guy breathing a sigh of relief.

Moment is looking a little too big for Sarah Strong! #UConn

I don’t believe what I just saw. There are few things more special in life than being a UConn fan (and alumni)! Wow just amazing!

Huskies way out of their league!

Solo Ball is the reason this UConn team won’t win it all. Such a massive disappointment!

Any real UConn fan knew this would be a dogfight of a game. Not because Furman is any good. Because the Huskies are consistently inconsistent and not well built for this tournament.

This UConn team is probably one of my least favorite ever. Not good defensively. Bad at the line. Fundamentally bankrupt. Zero discipline. Little to no clutch. And when they’re off, they’re off the reservation entirely. If not for Reed they’d be down 10+ at the half.

This should go without saying but keeping Achane is a move I can fully get behind. If anything extend him and get some cap relief.

Ravens backed out of Maxx Crosby deal. Wow!

Dueidieiciehjdxhqjjxbdbdhehxwjeh YEAH!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸

That entire period felt like a Canada power play and the dam finally broke. USA needs to muster every ounce of heart and energy they have in this third period. #Olympics

Yeah!!!!!! USA!

Let the house cleaning begin! Do Tua next. #FinsUp

Probably a tie between Rich Bisaccia and Jennifer Rizzotti.

Benito! Absolutely amazing!

Me to my Chiefs fan daughter as we watch Super Bowl pregame: *Sigh* “Will I ever get to know what this feels like?” Her: “No.” Me:

Mack Hollins is as weird as the day is long!

Love the attention and accolades for Bad Bunny at the Grammy’s! It had to drive the dictator nuts. Little things like this continue to put pressure on his tiny ego and heart. Whether it’s the Grammy’s or everyone talking about Epstein, keep it coming! He must never know a day of peace in his life!

The worst Royal Rumble I’ve ever seen in 40 years of watching wrestling. And I mean the worst. Then. Now. Forever.

Catherine O’Hara? Come on now. You know what fuck all the way off with 2026 already.

Shoot Silas Demary and Malachi Smith into the god damned sun! Jesus Calhoun Christ!

I’ve always been in favor of taking fliers on players who have chips on their shoulders. For that reason, and especially after watching that shit show of a Bills presser the other day, I wouldn’t mind the Dolphins bringing Keon Coleman into the building.

Appreciate @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social for posting snippets from the Dolphins presser. I do like what I’m hearing. Sounds like men with a vision who want to establish an identity. That being said you’ll have to excuse me if I humbly remain cautiously pessimistic (yes, you read that right!).

Glad Bellinger is back in pinstripes. He’ll have a nice front row seat like the rest of us to watch the Dodgers threepeat.

I swear to god this fucking Dolphins fan base is nauseating at times. So many of you have fucking Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to this organization that has actively tortured you for decades. News flash: YOU ARE ENTITLED TO BE CRITICAL OF THIS TEAM AND QUESTION EVERYTHING! If you want to be …

Watching Homophobe Hidalgo get cooked by UConn is feeding generations of future Huskies!

The fucking Dolphins did it again. The one guy I didn’t want is the guy they hire. I hate this team with an unbridled passion! They never learn from past mistakes. Definition of insanity.