Tua walking around with pink eye high fiving and touching every mother fucker within reach.

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Wait … is McDaniel still fucking employed?

Great day. 1) This should easily be enough to get McD fired and make Grier’s seat scorching. 2) Moved up to 2 in tankathon. 3) Found out Ewers ain’t it so at least no time will be wasted on him. 4) Should be able to move some pieces for picks. 5) Losing like in this maybe lights a 🔥 under Ross.

It took three plays to find out Ewers ain’t it either. This purge will be epic!

If tonight isn’t the night Grier and McDaniel are shown the door, what are we even doing here?

Tua got paid. Sieler got paid. Both suck. Most Dolphins shit ever.

Remember the North Star Fins fans. Need the losses to pile up in as humiliating fashion as possible! It’s the ONLY way to purge this front office, coach, and QB.

The perfect ending! It’s all going down the way it has to. I know rooting for your team to lose is heinous but these are tragically desperate times and we need this team to lose and keep inventing new and more painful ways to do so. Thus far, they’re answering the bell.

I can’t believe I’m saying this. If you told me six years ago when I was screaming and dancing in my basement when Goodell announced Tua’s name that one day I would say what I’m about to say I would have never believed it. I hate Tua! He is as big a part of the problem as the coach and GM. Sigh! 😔

The fact that if I were the Dolphins GM the team would have drafted Tyler Warren and Cam Skattebo annoys and pisses me off to no end because I’m a nobody who does a few dozen mock draft simulations every year and Chris Grier actually makes obscene money to do it professionally.

It’s a means to an end. We need them to keep losing and doing so in spectacular fashion! It’s the only way real change happens. They need to leave no doubt in Ross’s senile mind that a complete and total gutting of this organization is not only the right move, it’s the only move.

There’s the Dolphins we know and hate.

I need Julian Hill’s presence on an NFL team explained to me like I’m a fucking toddler.

Darren Waller, retired, failed musician, is the Miami Dolphins best player. Fuck my mother fucking life!

This team is unwatchable. Why do I do this to myself every fuckin’ week?

I get the lefty matchup with Crochet and everything, but it seems Boone marched out the “we’ll punt game 1” lineup in a best of three. God this Yankees team can’t do anything right! This is mass overthinking at its peak!

If you can’t see the symbolism and foreshadowing of that UN escalator coming to a stop the second Trump and Melania stepped foot on it, I don’t know what to tell you. Let’s just say it’s a surefire sign that they aren’t heading up.

Happy #Rapture Day to all who celebrate!

Now that I’ve a had a good night’s sleep and had some time to think through last night’s game I’ve come to the conclusion that I still hate this fucking team. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I hate this team!

48 hours from Mike McDaniel no longer being the head coach of the Miami Dolphins. So blessed!

Game ended three hours ago and to my knowledge everyone is still gainfully employed. Fuck this team!

The Colts horribly mismanaged this. They’ll be lucky to to win!

And everything indicative of the McDaniel era has played out in this game. If he doesn’t get canned after this it’s never happening!

Much as losing hurts, please remember the cause. We need the losses to pile up. It’s the only way to reset!

I hate Mike McDaniel!

Ahahahahahahaha

When McDaniel gets fired I don’t want Weaver promoted either. He ain’t it. This team needs a full rebuild. Furthermore I’m not even married to any of these players. Not a one. Not even Achane. Blow. It. All . Up!

Watch the Pats easily get the first down on 2nd and 25.

The shitty CBS feed is really the 🧑‍🍳 💋!

It’s a means to an end, friends. If the goal is to get rid of Grier and McDaniel, then we need this and we need it to get even uglier. No one likes rooting against their team, but this never improves or changes unless these two are out.

Boutte indeed!

If Grier and McDaniel aren’t fired after this game I will contribute to next week’s flyover sign that’s directed at Ross to “Sell the team!”

What new, spectacular way to lose and embarrass this franchise and fanbase will the Miami football Dolphins unleash on us today? I’m breathless with anticipation!

Me pretending I’m fine while the Dolphins invent new ways to lose.

Isn’t it pathetic that the only thing that would excite me as a Dolphins fan right now would be the news that Grier and McDaniel were fired? That’s just fucking sad!

You know what the worst quality in life is? Loyalty. Now bear with me here. If I wasn’t such a loyal sports fan I’d have moved on from this fucking team years ago and found another team to follow. But nooooo, I have this fucking loyalty thing and I have to deal with this forever!

I said to my daughter fake punt or penalty incoming. Once again they never ever prove me wrong!

Is there any world where McD gets canned today?

Every year I lament that I’ll never see a Super Bowl champion and every year it becomes more crystallized.

The March for Arch is on! And we’re the leaders in the clubhouse.

When you have a soft coach, practice soft, and allow a soft culture to permeate your locker room, this is the result.

My brother and I rage texting about how much we hate this team for not taking Warren, whom we both wanted, will be the only thing to get me through this loss.

Defense: zero resistance

I took a beating on Instagram for saying the Dolphins were going to lose and lose pretty big today. Obviously it’s early but I hate that this team can never definitively prove me wrong. Let’s be honest even if they somehow win today you know it will either be fluky or uninspired.

I missed AJ Lee. #LightItUp

The public cooking of RFK is soup for the fucking soul.

Am I the only one who wants Travis Kelce to change his last name to Swift just for the MAGA meltdown?