I root for a soft football team and I fucking hate it!

Regarding yesterday’s HOF induction announcement, all I can say is that there is no world, NONE, where Jeff Kent was ever a better baseball player than Dale Murphy or Donnie Baseball. Thank you for your attention to this matter. BKC.

Hang it in the Louvre

If you’re a Stranger Things fan like me, and you were born in the late 70s and grew up in the 80s, how big of a miss was it musically for them not to play the song “The Touch” right at the end of volume 1 last night? That would have hit so fucking hard! Otherwise, still give Vol. 1 an 8.5/10.

@netflix.com already crashing out. How are they still unable to handle this shit after all these years? #StrangerThings5

Tough loss for UConn but this team will be there in the end.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t wait to hear the incredible nuggets of wisdom from McDaniel going into the tunnel.

I’ve been watching football for more than 40 years and that’s legitimately one of the five worst calls I’ve ever seen.

This team will never win a thing with this QB. Breaks my heart!

Horribly coached team. Total lack of leadership and discipline in every aspect. The exodus cannot be limited to the GM.

Two mental errors on the first drive. Tell me again why this .500 fourth year coach is worth keeping around?

That fat fucking orange peel has not posted on his echo chamber platform in four hours. He’s absolutely going through it! You love to fucking see it!

Zohran!

What in the aqua and orange fuck?!? nfltraderumors.co/mike-mcdanie...

Now do McDaniel!

Grier gone! Happy fucking Halloween Dolfans!

Tua walking around with pink eye high fiving and touching every mother fucker within reach.

What in the actual fuck is it going to take? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/dol...

Wait … is McDaniel still fucking employed?

Great day. 1) This should easily be enough to get McD fired and make Grier’s seat scorching. 2) Moved up to 2 in tankathon. 3) Found out Ewers ain’t it so at least no time will be wasted on him. 4) Should be able to move some pieces for picks. 5) Losing like in this maybe lights a 🔥 under Ross.

It took three plays to find out Ewers ain’t it either. This purge will be epic!

If tonight isn’t the night Grier and McDaniel are shown the door, what are we even doing here?

Tua got paid. Sieler got paid. Both suck. Most Dolphins shit ever.

Remember the North Star Fins fans. Need the losses to pile up in as humiliating fashion as possible! It’s the ONLY way to purge this front office, coach, and QB.

The perfect ending! It’s all going down the way it has to. I know rooting for your team to lose is heinous but these are tragically desperate times and we need this team to lose and keep inventing new and more painful ways to do so. Thus far, they’re answering the bell.

I can’t believe I’m saying this. If you told me six years ago when I was screaming and dancing in my basement when Goodell announced Tua’s name that one day I would say what I’m about to say I would have never believed it. I hate Tua! He is as big a part of the problem as the coach and GM. Sigh! 😔

The fact that if I were the Dolphins GM the team would have drafted Tyler Warren and Cam Skattebo annoys and pisses me off to no end because I’m a nobody who does a few dozen mock draft simulations every year and Chris Grier actually makes obscene money to do it professionally.

It’s a means to an end. We need them to keep losing and doing so in spectacular fashion! It’s the only way real change happens. They need to leave no doubt in Ross’s senile mind that a complete and total gutting of this organization is not only the right move, it’s the only move.

There’s the Dolphins we know and hate.

I need Julian Hill’s presence on an NFL team explained to me like I’m a fucking toddler.

Darren Waller, retired, failed musician, is the Miami Dolphins best player. Fuck my mother fucking life!

This team is unwatchable. Why do I do this to myself every fuckin’ week?

I get the lefty matchup with Crochet and everything, but it seems Boone marched out the “we’ll punt game 1” lineup in a best of three. God this Yankees team can’t do anything right! This is mass overthinking at its peak!

If you can’t see the symbolism and foreshadowing of that UN escalator coming to a stop the second Trump and Melania stepped foot on it, I don’t know what to tell you. Let’s just say it’s a surefire sign that they aren’t heading up.

Happy #Rapture Day to all who celebrate!

Now that I’ve a had a good night’s sleep and had some time to think through last night’s game I’ve come to the conclusion that I still hate this fucking team. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I hate this team!

48 hours from Mike McDaniel no longer being the head coach of the Miami Dolphins. So blessed!

Game ended three hours ago and to my knowledge everyone is still gainfully employed. Fuck this team!

The Colts horribly mismanaged this. They’ll be lucky to to win!

And everything indicative of the McDaniel era has played out in this game. If he doesn’t get canned after this it’s never happening!

Much as losing hurts, please remember the cause. We need the losses to pile up. It’s the only way to reset!

I hate Mike McDaniel!

Ahahahahahahaha

When McDaniel gets fired I don’t want Weaver promoted either. He ain’t it. This team needs a full rebuild. Furthermore I’m not even married to any of these players. Not a one. Not even Achane. Blow. It. All . Up!

Watch the Pats easily get the first down on 2nd and 25.

The shitty CBS feed is really the 🧑‍🍳 💋!