How about: a) I believe the UK should rejoin the EU; but b) Neither we nor Brussels are ready for a formal negotiation; and c) EU membership would not be a panacea for our national challenges; so c) I will work to build trust and lay foundations with the EU, while advancing other priorities.

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Dear Cabinet, Try Cabinet Government. And doing it properly. As though there’s a war on. (Oh). If you had an outstanding candidate, there might be a point to changing leader. But you don’t. You’re just going to have to do policy, politics and government like your lives depend on it. Ours do.

Starmer has never been forgiven for the calm and dogged manner in which he took down the beloved "Boris".

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not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

I’ve stolen this from someone on Twitter - it’s too good not to share here. Jessica Simpson was taught acting by Chuck Norris. And if you think for a moment that you can guess what that involved, you are very, very wrong.

This. This this this. Gift link. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Denby boss moving 'heaven and earth' to save firm #Derbyshire

45 YEARS AGO - On this day in 1981, up seven places to No.6 was... Reward by Teardrop Explodes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2_s... #Charts #TOTP #Eighties

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Remember to add this to the list of things Farage is going to insist he never said. Simping for Trump again.

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100%. It's well past time both the club and local BBC Sport accounts were here and active, no excuses. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Stadium PA playing "Mr Blue Sky". Definitely feels like it's been hiding away for sooo long... #dcfc #dcfcfans #dcfcvbrfc

RIP to Neil Sedaka who wrote all those amazing tracks... from the age of 20 and yet somehow managed to be 46 forever... (I think he's 21 here) youtu.be/Q4brYfcHQR0?...

Neil Sedaka was so talented, and he inspired me to follow my dream of being a songwriter. With love and gratitude and condolences to his family. www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-...

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

Hang on - is Kruger saying that if Reform are elected into government then their cabinet won't fully consist of serving MPs or Lords? Thus removing the core democratic principle of ministers accountability to Parliament?

Local Reform supporters here blame the increase in HMOs on greedy developers and landlords. They'll support this proposal to further support greedy developers and landlords. They basically back whatever Reform tells them. Sure there's a neat definition for that kind of behaviour, if I could just...

Terrifying in its rapidity - it's taken just 27 years, 2 months and 3 days since scandal first broke.

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious

Yeah, British politics is simple. You just need to improve public services without any meaningful tax increases, reduce immigration without any labour market impacts, and deliver growth and you'll be hugely successful.

Wrongs and rights: the real Keir Starmer It’s wrong to say Keir Starmer isn’t interested in policy. Contrary to so much supposedly informed political commentary, he’s a revolutionary at heart who wants to embed for at least a generation social democratic government, for the betterment of all. /1.

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If Starmer does fall, Labour will have one chance to reset. It will have to make the right, decisive calls on leadership and direction.

Unquestionably the best 90 minutes of the season...so far. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Well, it's after 4pm. Has Temu Trump Farage sued Kemi yet?

Nigel Farage and Reform are threatening to sue the Conservative party for using "alleged mental ill-health as a political weapon" against Suella Braverman. Just imagine doing such a thing

Nigel Farage wants all police officers to routinely carry guns. The shooting of innocent civilians by masked government agents in Minneapolis is the worst of Trump’s America. We cannot let it become Farage’s Britain.

You'd only see the mental health reference as defamatory if you consider care of mental health to be a negative factor. Most serious people would think that an organisation considering the mental health of their people to be a positive trait. But it's Reform UK so...

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Tell me again how this BBC editorialising is just my cognitive bias... This isn't a quote from anywhere. It's just the BBC's description of this disgraced, divisive politician.

"Come May 8th, the Conservative Party will cease to be a national party." - Nigel Farage, Jan 15th 2026 "Hold my beer!" - Kemi Badenoch, Jan 28th 2026

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Belinda Carlisle Bonnie Raitt Lisa Stanfield Rumer Judy Tzuke & Beverley Craven

Weird to recall what a bombshell Biden’s fumbling debate performance was and now it’s like, ah yes, the president is demented in public every week, what can you do?

He's presenting it to a group of European leaders. The pose from Trump suggests an attitude of "So what're you gonna go about it?", and the reflective positions of the Europeans suggests passivity and inaction. People need to understand that the USA can no longer be considered a trusted partner.

Are any of you good folk in ownership of a foldable treadmill with an incline option that you regularly use and would recommend to others? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiO...

In light of recent events, this should surely get some more traction

After the reception Zahawi got yesterday, Reform today announced that 20 local councillors had defected and joined the party. It's fair to say the response maybe wasn't as enthusiastic as they might've hoped...

Europe. Is moving military assets. To deter an invasion. By the United States of America.

And here we are: the entire transatlantic alliance is now talking about Greenland, instead of talking about ending the war in Ukraine.