There was a beetle in the kitchen. The Orange & Jobless squad does absolutely nothing but be cute.

When edibles attack. 👀

I’ve now done TSA Pre-Check. Watch out now, I won’t take belongings out of my bag anymore. 😜

This gummy hittin fr and in the good chill way. Not the impending doom way. I might sleep tonight!

From MJF to Jericho? Big yucks.

Can we just not with MJF? His schtick hasn’t changed in six years. And it wasn’t entertaining six years ago either.

My mom and I need your help. 14 months ago, she had a near-fatal fall at home. She has spent the time since beating all of the odds at a total of *10* different facilities recovering from injuries, infections, and surgeries. More info at the link buttondown.com/officehours/...

I’m an adult and definitely didn’t laugh in the bookstore. 🍑

“Remember when the Weather Channel used to play that good music?” - my coworker at 7:15am “Oooh, Vanessa Carlton!” - my other coworker at 7:15am

I’m a little tipsy but I love my friends. I love seeing them succeed at what they do, regardless of what that is. I’m so stoked for all my wrestlefriends showing out in Vegas right now. I’m stoked for my work friends for getting their degrees and excelling at work. (1/2)

Dropped my egg roll in the pho because I’ve only been eating 47 years and I’m still learning. 🤦

Work had me at a fancy-ish restaurant where I felt uncomfortable, because that’s not me, but you know I took that pricey dessert home to have later. 👀

Kevin Knight is a gem. 💚

I’m late with this but congrats to the homie @buzzsawsamuels.bsky.social on winning the Borracho Pro Straight Shooter title. Well deserved!

Did y’all know PF Chang’s has a gong? Because I didn’t and was surprised to learn it when they sounded the gong while my friend and I were eating. 👀

Oof, Cubs, wtf?

I found a pickle shop in Jacksonville.

Since last Friday I’ve been on 6 planes and gone from CT to PT to CT to ET and back to CT. Am very tired but I went to a pickle store before I left Jacksonville!!!

Behold my new spectacles! Readers are clear, distance are green/clear, and sunnies in green.

April’s movie theme is Space - so anything involving space! Starting with Lilo & Stitch (Disney+).

In a first, had to get my whole crotchal area patted down at TSA. I didn’t take a groomsman home after the wedding but I did get felt up by a federal employee!

Cute lil kraken - she’s taking down barges and can’t be stopped! By Kate Law at Super Genius Tattoos in Seattle.

Almost wedding time!

It’s been a good weekend so far. 💚

This trip is already my favorite in quite awhile. 💚

“Contract signing” is the dumbest thing in professional wrestling.

Oh. This again. 🙄

📣March - School Setting🎓

🌈March Reads🍀

Hit me with your recs of movies that involve space or are set in space that are currently streaming somewhere. No horror, suspense is ok.

I stumbled upon Reba’s Place on my trip last week.

I was driving home today and I saw a group of protesters out in Okmulgee, OK and I want them to know how brave they are for showing out in a rural red area. So proud!

Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! 🌊

The funnest weekend.

I got to chat with Scott from Unwritten Law tonight. I’ve been a fan of this band for over 25 years and this was my first time seeing them live. After the show I met Scott and got to tell him that in 2000 I worked with his aunt, I remember her asking if I liked Unwritten Law,

After 25+ years I finally got to see one of my favorite bands live tonight - Unwritten Law. Zebrahead and Unwritten Law were so good. 🥹 Still have Goldfinger to go.

I’m waiting out my grades for finals and it’s nerve wracking. One course posted and I made a 100 on the final, A in the course. Still waiting for the second class. And Monday the second 8-weeks begin. Only two classes before I complete this degree!

The downside of working at a trade school is there is never a part of my day that’s quiet if I’m on campus. There’s always welding and hammering sounds. Always. 👀😩

Me at hotel breakfast: Wow there’s like three other people wearing green shirts today. How weird. (Green is my favorite color, btw) Me five seconds later: Oh right, it’s St. Patrick’s Day. 🧐

☀️SHOW DAY☀️ We return to Baytown on 3/15 for our next SIGNATURE EVENT with a STACKED CARD that you won’t want to miss!! #SnakeBiteTX • 3/15 • 4PM Baytown Community Center - Live on IWTV & YouTube! Front Row is SOLD OUT! Grab your seats before doors open! 🎟️: NewTexasPro.Com/Events

Freaking out in the good way! This morning I’m able to take almost normal flexion/extension steps with my left leg. My knee is bending “normal” after knee replacement. I haven’t been able to do this in years because of pain. 🥺🥹

Had the pleasure of seeing Felicity live this weekend and got pics with the guys. Super fun live show if you’re also Emo Trash. 💚

Has anyone purchased the “viral carryon” bag that’s being heavily advertised? Looking for reviews from actual people who spent their money, not bots or ads.

I’m preparing for a work trip and said, “I have to get these folding tables and trombone out of my car”. My life is weird.

Both finals have been submitted (admittedly one was about 12 hours late). I get a week off then start my final two courses for this AAS. I’m glad I’m doing this but ugh, I think I’m done with school after this. No more degrees needed.

I am too old and broken for a headliner who goes on at 10p. 🤣 But I survived and had a great time.

Bracelet Jones update - After many months of wanting to make a bracelet in this double style, I finally did it! A couple of small tweaks needed but overall I’m happy with how it turned out. Would you buy this style bracelet for your favorite fandom?

I had a dream with cats last night and Gorilla was in it, alive and well, healthy and big instead of skinny. I got to pet him. My cat friend said he visited and wanted me to know he’s ok now. 🥺

I’m finally jumping into Heated Rivalry. 🤗