🐻 🔽

Pumped 💪🏾🐼

INCREDIBLE! TURNING THE A/C BACK ON IN NOVEMBER. ONLY IN CHICAGO! THE WEATHER IS SO LIBERAL IT CAN’T EVEN PICK A SIDE! HOT… COLD… HOT… A TOTAL, COMPLETE, NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WEATHER FIASCO!!! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -BJC

sliding in while you're in this position 😈

I love these pants but…. XL my ass.

🙈

humpday.

3 years…yes. Now…HELL NO!

It bounce when I walk.

Predator: Badlands has opened up things for me.

Baby when I tell you I’ve swooned!!

Will Smith lifetime achievements 1) Being the first rapper to win a Grammy 2) being the fresh prince of Bell air 3) being a Black ass leading man in Blockbuster after Blockbuster 4) Slapping the entire shit on of Chris Rock No I will not alter my list

Ricocheting

That snow cleared my attitude. I’m so fuckin hyped right now.

Bluesky doesn’t let me post 13 photos but I really can’t express enough how happy I am to do this with you every day. It’s not the whole thing but we’ve got photos from 2012, 2018, 2022, and today lol @myke-wazowski.bsky.social thank you for being the best friend and partner I could ask for

Front back sides no flexing

If you see this, quote this with a picture of you and your best friend.

Chicago finna freeze Chicago finna freeze Chicago finna freeze

Expecting anal sex without time to properly prepare…

New York..Good luck.

I am never coming back to Dallas.

Out takes 🤪

🎃 #HappyHalloween | #THUGLIFE

Happy Spider-Man Day !

It’s still Halloween right? Elektra x Nightcrawler

[INSERT KING VON MUSIC]

IF THE BLUESKY MODERATORS DON’T GET THIS DIAPER PORN OFF MY GODDAMN SKYLINE!!!

Every Wednesday @javi09.bsky.social @justnalt.bsky.social @myke-wazowski.bsky.social have my TL like

Dear MLB,

I know….☺️☺️

When can we lock accounts on here?

I still be appalled. That [REDACTED Emmy Winner] and his quartet was in the bathroom in D.C like

What’s it like inside your head?

10 games to get to know me…..since I got no interaction on the Elon app

This rain finna take me out

I’m in need of some meat.🤤🤤🤤

It's a multipurpose meme now.

If you can show up to a NO KINGS protest make sure you are a registered voter. Dont just be around for the performative shit