This only happens to you once

forcing my son Cody Marcus Aurelius to eat raw hamburger while the SWAT team tries to break my front door down

Pauline gets lost

Munching is truly one of life's greatest joys. Grateful for crunching.

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

Just a heads up, ITS FRIDAY

We've failed as a society when someone can feel even the slightest bit safe doing shit like at all, let alone in public. Vitriol like this needs to be met with the Fear of God

An absolute joy to play. There are so many frogs and each discovery is more delightful than the last. A must-play for sure!

Silly goofy sketchy illustration 🍃 #pokemon #pokemonart #illustration #sketch

Basting a frozen disc of soup with itself like I'm spooning melted butter on a steak

The regulars at the community center track have never seen the version of me that isn't greasy and wearing a metal toothed headband

How do cats get the most disgusting, crusty ass eye boogers and then have the audacity to act like you have personally insulted them when you gently wipe them away

Kind of a sad realization that the future of Pokémon is just not for me

Worms Armageddon is the perfect game because I can play it with friends who have, like me, played it for literal decades, and we still do shit like "I accidentally hit enter instead of space and jumped to my death" and it's the funniest thing on earth

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

icon vs artist

Sweat wiping his helmet and Hunt shooting an arrow in succession is incredible

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 3,1959

FFXIV glam post 2 (Neo Ishgardian Aiming Set / Replica Blade's Ingenuity (Gen. Purpose Dark Red Dye) + Black Cosmos Corsage)

Crushed my 20 minute straight run and felt better than my previous run (2x 8 minutes), but I was not expecting finishing it to feel exactly like this

I'm glad Microsoft knows that when I want to update and shut down, I really want to partially update and restart

Last day of week 5 (of 9) of Couch to 5K coming up... they really dropped a 20-minute-straight run on me and said "welcome to the foot of the mountain"

Rebuilding my website from scratch has been very annoying and tedious, but I was absolutely chuffed to discover that the images I used for Riverquest were both still on my computer AND organized so I could easily access them again. New website very soon! 😎

When we keep Murphy in our room at night, every night is Final Fantasy X. Murphy (Sin) will find the tiniest bit of clutter (machina) and wreak havoc

Time to turn up the volume 🗣️

☄️🐬🧚 - first attempt at WOMP inspired by @rinrothback.bsky.social recently diving in!!! - #womp3d

People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

vibe of the week 😵‍💫

FFXIV glam post Everseeker's Crafting Set // Dalamud Red + Snow White Dye