It bugs me that the convoy creeps and seppies have the “FUCK CARNEY” tag because if it was so tied to them I’d have that shit tattooed on my knuckles.

If you were a candy, what candy would you be?

“You have to work for your $100. “But worse, you have to consent to the government storing your banking information in their database. “I feel my privacy and security are being eroded in the name of digital convenience.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

Dicks 1. pays their workers above minimum wage wage 2. Benefits including health/dental 3. Tuition assistance Socialism makes the burgers taste better. Eat a bag of Dick’s!❤️

And there we have it my friends the god damned Skeet of the week!!!

What's your pager number?

At a family gathering in central Alberta and was a bit worried about separatist but turns out a family member helped Smith get elected is here so now worried about say nasty shit

This guy gets it, Thanks Nate

Are you looking for a speaker at your convention, rally, or AGM? How about an independent labour journalist? albertaworker.ca/speaking/

Some common acceptance is pseudoscience "We now know that most serial killers have selective empathy. They divide people into very clear-cut categories, ones they care about and others they can freely victimize. Even at the darkest, most revolting end of the humanity spectrum, there is complexity."

I'm pretty sure the CBE and CPS overuse look downs.

Sorry but I'm not seeing any reason to vote in the October Alberta sham referendum.

Sorry but I'm not seeing any reason to vote in the October Alberta sham referendum.

What the actual F*@K. 1 billion dollars of tax payer money. it is almost as if we have a conservative PM.

Canada's king of Austerity is gonna gut everything.

I went to a two-year-old’s birthday party today and their parents booked an LA Waste Management trash truck to come park out front and the way these kids RAN to see this thing up close!!! The WM reps also had party favors and coloring books. Lowkey want to book it for my own birthday

Some of the things I hear in my job, some of the things people have had to endure are really terrible.

Each day remind someone they are an absolute delight!

If you die and (just humour me) you end up in heaven, do you think Jesus would bum you a smoke?

Well the gender reveal went badly, how was I to know that they didn't want me to reveal mine.

Name your favorites from Star Trek: Uniform: Voyager Spock: Leonard Nimoy Couple: Miles/Keiko Character: Tie: Neelex/Dax Ship: USS Voyager Villain: Khan Series: TNG Captain: Picard Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Theme: Original Guest: Jason Alexander: Appeared as the alien Kurros

The biggest problem with grocery day is I eat everything I buy, all at once.

Just invented a Time Machine! Anyone need anything faxed, I'm going back to 1993.

Apple started in a garage Nike in that back of a truck. What other businesses start in a garage or back of a truck? Wrong answers only.

Our economy is org around profit & not human need, this is why it fails most people. Yet we elected an economist who is focused on that economy and the strategies he uses to prop it up are well know and well studied. They do well to aid the economy (read:profit) while decreasing purchasing power.

If one member of a thruple doesn't know that it is a thruple is it still a thruple?

Alberta! If borderline personality disorder was a province.

I need you to understand how FUCKING INSANE this story Jeremy broke is. The separatists legally obtained Alberta electoral data....and then proceeded to PUBLISH IT AS A SEARCHABLE DATABASE WITH THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF OVER HALF OF THE POPULATION OF THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA!!!!!

Giving $ to airlines for fuel is called socialism and not the good kind that benefits citizens. “Hoping” they will pass the savings on to consumers is the same level of government grifting as trickledown economics

I've just been handed a bulletin: Trauma bonding is not longer allowed.

This is the first and most important step

Just got a 12 hour ban from Twitter. It bugs me for 2 reasons, 1, I've been there since Mar 2007 so F Musk if he is driving me out. 2. The guy reported me because I suggested Alberta separatists are courting civil w$%. They don't seem to realize that if they "win" we won't leave.

Legend.

I am starting to suspect all these peace signs we have been flashing over the years have done fuck all

Cooch is a word you don't hear often but when you do hear it, you wish you hadn't.

This guy gets it!

No doctor or health professional should have anything to do with Alberta’s compassionate care

If 85% of Canadians support non voluntary treatment only means 85% of Canadians don’t bother reading on learning

Why is a Doctor supporting Alberta’s compassionate care⸘

Just a heads up. If you're 60 or up like me, and in Alberta, come to terms with the fact that you will die of neglect in an Alberta privately run long term care facility.

RTO and AI. "Executives keep saying they want to “rebuild culture,” but the real motives often tell a different story: investor pressure, management’s discomfort with remote autonomy, or the convenient use of office mandates as a cover for workforce reduction." www.fastcompany.com/91495298/how...

The official beer of Punk Rock!

Hey Alberta, quit wishing for an election, the UCP will win an overwhelming majority. The Torys need to split the right. The NDP needs to replace their entire board. The NDP has to stop being the opposition and start acting like a party Alberta's Ambivalent would leave their house to go vote.

Holy shit and the winner in the "they said what we were all thinking" category! Well played @lesjfrie.bsky.social

Like bubble tea, but with extra farts.

nominated in the "They said what we all were thinking catagory"

If I have a midlife crisis at 60, will I live longer?

@311calgary.bsky.social @calgary.ca WTH! every couple of months, sometime after midnight. why are you doing this, it's like have a vendetta against those of us on 32 street and 26 ave SW

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