tired: chicken eggs expensive wired: land caviar

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

[muffled screaming into pillow] IT IS STILL ONLY JANUARY????

I'm now looking for a new writing/narrative position. It's been a privilege to work with so many amazing devs over my 20 years at BioWare, and I will cherish the memories of the wonderful folks in the community I've met along the way. Thank you all.

Hello! I’m looking for work, ideally in an editor role. It’s been an honor to work with so many talented professionals, and a pleasure to meet so many amazing community members, in my 19 years at BioWare. I’m so grateful to all of you.

Rowan did so much for so many people and never wanted anything in return and would outright refuse any kind of compensation. By far the kindest, most compassionate person I have known. I owe so much to them and will forever be grateful they were my friend. bsky.app/profile/rowa...

it’s been pretty slow since i’m still being trained in a lot of things so i’ve been drawing @ritzyfoxx.bsky.social’s cat Aztridnas a chinese dragon in my work notebook cuz she is very long

holiday season is great bc i can order 100 pigs in a blanket and fresh direct thinks im having a party and not a mental health crisis

came out of the store, motion caught my eye in the car next to me. there was a king charles spaniel puppy and I lost all brain cells to excitedly go “puppy! omg hi puppy!!” only for the own of said vehicle to pull up at the back end of said car with their cart and lock eyes with me awkwardly

good to have a therapist where when asked “how are you coping” I can say “microdosing death by sleeping” and met with knowing laughter

today’s the day and this will be my mood fueled by ever growing anxiety

FYI if you got the collector’s edition of Dragon Age Veilguard then you want perfect fit card sleeves (64x89mm) for the card deck

I need to figure out how to make my bsky algorithm go unhinged like I did with my tiktok FYP where all I get is stuff like this now

#DungeonMeshi #Farcille

dragon age taash you own my heart #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard

so for those who don’t know, I have gotten fully back on my bullshit with mtg and it was solidified when the first pack I opened from my bloomburrow prerelease box had this Ygra card in it. I have since pulled Ygra TWO OTHER TIMES. So now it’s my main commander.

send this far and wide

hello it has been awhile why no dragon age yet

i don’t think we have enough scrolls of dimension door (cc @ritzyfoxx.bsky.social ) (we technically have 90 since we had to use one and i forgot astarion had 4)

Yes, you are on the Team, and it is a Veilguard Team Meeting, so you have to be there. No, this meeting doesn't have any dragons in it. Please just approach this with your best level of professionalism.

coming back to using bsky just so I can be unhinged on main about dragon age so all is right in the world

D R A G O N A G E

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ a time of celebration and awareness! I am trans non-binary and on this day I am accepting offerings in the form of pet pics, cheese, and dice.

so Spotify makes random mixes and someone found where it’ll make an “intimate mix”, right? well I decided to check mine.. (just search for the mix on Spotify for your own) I have never been dragged harder by a lesbian stereotype. IT IS LITERALLY JUST THEIR JINGLE

you ever think about how when it comes to games it’s weird when animals have buttholes rendered but also it is weird when they don’t

we’ve come full circle. the off-brand name used in animes is now an actual sauce at McDonald’s

one thing that makes bsky hard to keep up with is whenever I open the app, it starts me out at the top/most recent of my feed and not the last post I read on my feed so I can manually scroll to recent is there a way to make it.. do that.. or is this just the hell we have to deal with

me & @ritzyfoxx.bsky.social getting japanese food, always

LMFAOOOO my friend @lehlatte.bsky.social made my new profile icon upon hearing my burrito adventure

Saturn Devouring His Son but it’s just me with this baby-sized burrito from qdoba

getting 8h of sleep makes me feel like an invincible god which is not great bc i am in fact extremely vincible

SCREAMING I DID IT BG3 100%

for my New Year’s resolution I vow to disregard giving myself “a little treat” and will now endorse giving myself “a large treat” starting with this family size bag of Cheetos I just discovered I have

excited to begin celebrating the fourth consecutive year of 2020! how many new horrors and “unprecedented” historical events will we endure this time

putting on the Sephora spider swarm lotion and shotgunning a Panera lemonade to see which takes me out first

debating about turning the AC on since I’m hot and it is 15.5C outside on christmas day because the earth is dying

Merry Christmas from Seoul ✨

la veille de Noël. c'est le temps de souffrir.

I need to go outside and milk the creature for fresh nog for the weekend

“I got my first game over 1hr into the game because I kissed the mindflayer.. not because!! you know! j-just to see what would happen!!” ok sure, lie to yourself but we all know

I really do appreciate that even at initial release Larian knew what their fan base would be about in bg3. People are gonna wanna fuck the bear. Put it in the game. Done. You know the monster fuckers are gonna want the squid. Just go ahead and put it in the game. Done.

people testing positive for covid and debating if they need to cancel their flight home for the holidays or not just makes me scream “well I might give peepaw covid but at least I’ll see him! oh no I gave peepaw covid and now he died 😦 glad I went and saw him for his last Christmas”

therapist: how are you feeling lately? me: biodegradable therapist: …can you explain? me: I breakdown easily

under my totalitarian rule all lawn care sounds would be illegal after 17:00 and punishable by death it is DECEMBER everything is dead and leaves are long gone why must I suffer the BWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”

"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you.

reminder to have fun when labeling your alarm to take meds

my biggest controversial thing with bg3 is how swiftly hardcore I have become a minthara enjoyer and I will not be taking any criticisms ty (reminder that with patch5 a mass murder is no longer a requirement to get her)

I was also angry watching the Game Awards and seeing how little time recipients had to speak, if they got to speak at all. But I also will not stand for all the Gonzo slander I've been seeing. The ONLY celebrities allowed to present at TGA should be muppets.

BIRDS HAVE BREASTS YET NO NIPPLES