genuinely an insane amount of work but I have to admit it turned out reeeeally good...

V/H/S/Halloween kinda bites ngl...

Whoop whoop

this is bullshit. my IKEA furniture is built in America... by ME...

Sllllowly gonna build this account up to be my SFW, can brows on the bus, account.

Wait, they unfucked up the gargoyle? why?

I should use this account more

I can't get over how Wallace wears a mesh tank top like a twink

More than 800 veterans who were dishonorably discharged due to Don't Ask Don't Tell policies will have their status upgraded to "honorable" automatically, allowing them to access veteran's benefits. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I can't get over this, mother fucker didn't even bother buying a new one. the fucking slogan doesn't even work anymore.

TARGET NO!!

Thanks Youtube

I can be your gay peace or your gay violence.

Good night

environmental storytelling.

Drop a ship not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

New: conservative think tank Heritage Foundation claims it has mobile location data which show the Trump shooter/associates movements. People are just broadcasting the industry's dirty secret now: yes, location data can be used to track specific people www.404media.co/heritage-fou...

"because woke" is the "thanks Obama" of the 2020s.

I like to picture in my head that every dude who gets their Cybertruck stuck in the sand/mud/snow is just this behind the wheel.

so would fuckin while doing whippets be called pork and beans?

WHAT THE FUCK THEY FUCKING PREDICTED THIS TOO!?!!?

I can't wait for the JoJo part that takes place in biblical times where we follow Jonah Joestar as he fights a whale (The whale has a stand).

Man... these guys really not helping that California reputation huh?

"In Dormann's example, an advertisement posted by a verified X user claims to lead to forbes.com. When Dormann clicks the link, however, it takes him to a different link to open a Telegram channel that is, "helping individuals earn maximum profit in the crypto market," he said."

Reposted from the dead bird app. If you needed a reason to delete your DA account, here it is.

I was just challenged to a "Rick and Morty vs Hazbin Hotel" argument and I can not tell you how fucking deep of a threat that is to every fiber of my being.

can't get over this fucker

Patreon, Squarespace, Gumroad. My hand slipped and I contacted the ACLU and the MA Bar Association for legal assistance. If you’ve been fucked over by draconian nsfw bans please join my Mastercard Injury Mailing List. forms.gle/Yfq7HUKGa4J8...

good ending

YO LOOK IT'S DANNY AND ARIN!

I love(hate) how no gym will ever just fucking say how much their membership is on their website...

Sun finally out again in full force.

Gooning while in a K hole be like

I can't believe they made Ketamine to prevent kids from gooning.

wild hearing that one n@-i comic guy got doxed...

Glizzy is short for Eglizabeth

The Vegas orb got train tism

the 2024 election is the easiest we’ve seen in decades. The GOP is running a senile gameshow host who already lost, owes billions in lawsuits, & was charged with 40+ felonies. Dems must support: Gaza ceasefire. Abortion rights. Trans rights. Universal healthcare. This is Biden’s election to lose.

Pictures of us with our fursonas like this