The number of blowback seasons we are going to get out of 2025 alone is crazy.

Well shit…

Put in a job application at this small company in Rome, heard they are deliberating about the position in a big meeting today. Fingers crossed!

Every day I’m being offered new and varried awards, honors, etc. for brain, intelligence, that sort of thing.

Imagine an alternate timeline where like 2008 local shows all had a single band covering Haruka Kanata

Once again @limegrove.bsky.social has adopted me a beautiful son for my birthday!

Oh yeah, I love that italian bread, what's it called?

Back in the Middle Ages there were so many cool jobs, like guy who knew where to find the best rocks. You can’t do that anymore in society. Amazon just has all the rocks for cheap, but they all stink!

Cotton Eye Joe - Minor Key - Slowed Down - 4K with lyrics dot mov

Great stream idea, programming a bot that generates a lie to say about you in your chat on a set timer, then making it a mod, and then having to every so often contend with: 🗡️🌠LyingBot: Streamer was arrested for gambling in the bathroom at a baseball game during the seventh inning stretch

Second year in a row baby, let's go!

Poptart mascot really going through it

I stick out my gyatt for the rizzler day in and day out to make a living, a good living, for this family, so you're going to sit down, eat your microwaved lunchable, and thank your mother, the ghost who lives in the pantry, for the bounty she provided us!

Happy December to Remember Snails Event to all who celebrate!

The company needs me to come in on the weekend and die www.nastycar.info

Your British aristocrat name is some dumb shit combined with some other dumb shit. Mine Is Grover Clivensdale

Gotta just fire off a DM to @hcjustin.bsky.social quickly, shouldn't take a second

Credible reports that Nickelodeon Studios is enriching pieces of the Aggrocrag to start a fledgling nuclear program. Concerning. Need to get UN inspectors in there.

It’s good when bad things happen to Max Verstappen. Good for the sport!

Jared Leto solemnly quoting Elvis at me seems the right level or weird and cursed for this inaugural Las Vegas Grand Prix shitshow.

Did you hear he's LIVE?! www.nastycar.info

Yeah, I’m right handed, but I piss goofy.

Every so often I think about the concept of “micro dosing bullets, to build a resistance” and giggle a little bit.

Ironing my Sunday best for one last stay at the McKittrick Hotel, for old times sake!

Elusive Rare Stream! nastycar.info

I’m at the tail end of Marineford and holy shit One Piece is good.

Yes, tech support? I have some very important files I need recovered...

In 2024 I’m manifesting swords and track suits for all my friends. It’s our time!

Update for you American capitalist pigdogs: got some really nice donations overnight that pulled us over halfway there, but time is not on our side! If you just got paid a kingly ransom of a salary: $909 to go! PayPal in bio! Help me live!

Happy Final Fantasy XIV FanFest London Keynote Address to those who celebrate!

Wes Borland’s Life Aquatic

Going to hospital. Like they say across the pond, ahaha, some humor to lighten the mood!

Cave bed, a bed that is a cave system. ™️™️™️™️

Catching up on tracksuit reviews!

Pan seared octopus with butter beans

Siri, how old are my rocks?

1. Go to sleep 2. [Bard] Listen to a sleepy song 3. [Dark Urge] buy a pack of Marlboro Menthol

Throwing a party where every drink is served in a break away bottle and the floor is lined in trash bags.

They should let you fight any animal in your weight class at the zoo

The number one millennial coping mechanism is saying “I lived, bitch” after anything slightly inconvenient happens, and boomers and zoomers are trying to take that from us!!!

The only music I want to hear now is Norteño This Charming Man

This is the one true Bragon Ball take

I wouldn’t get killed by a germ man, I’d just step on it!

My current power ranking for the pain caused by stones my body produces against my will: 1) gallstones 2) kidney stones (new addition) 3) the magical rock that inhabits my chest cavity and shows me glimpses of futures that will never come to pass

Never thought I’d see the day where I post about pissing blood (serious) instead of pissing blood (comedic).

transmen let it be known that you are our brothers. we will drink dr pepper 10 with you and have bottle rocket wars

Mulled Gatorade

thank you :)

The human body craves ginger ale, it’s a machine designed to process ginger ale. The number one reason you feel sick is a lack of ginger ale. The amazing thing though is you can put these incredible capabilities to work at any time and fix this with more ginger ale!