Ok I think I'm finally ready to commit. Here are my top 5: Ip Man Tombstone Ip Man 2 Ip Man 3 Ip Man 4 I will not be taking questions at this time.

guys what search engine are we using now i cant do it anymore. google is so bad. it's just so bad.

do you think the next pope is going to be a weeb? what are they going to do with luce?

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

my life kinda goes back to normal next week i am so excited.

Every weekend I think about the best diary entry ever.

for someone who owns so many sweaters i am really not a winter person.

i accidentally poked a grown man in the ass cheek at work today and broke my nail is it possible to die of embarrassment or do i have to live with this forever

oh im going to jail

samsung customer support is a special kind of never ending hell where they don't even ask why you are specifically calling after 2 hours of random troubleshooting instructions lmao transfer to other department counter is at 11 after 3 total hours. we persist.

Fish in a Tube

i could have people watched guys at the sticker table at the voting location all day

i don't make too many going live posts anymore because it feels weird! but i still stream and im very excited to be going live today with eso because i love it over @ twitch.tv/limegrove

popes a weeb

i think my cat in ff14 is the same height as me irl and that means that every person who has made fun of me for being short in game actually made fun of me irl and thats mean

we are BACK boys

is it rude to turn the lights off when your cat is eating? it feels rude.

you ever order something from amazon and get a box of balloons instead of the thing that you ordered?

I adopted this philosophy years ago and I have brought myself so much peace. Also I love this man.

why am i being repeatedly roasted in these ff14 patch quests wtf so what if i ordered spicy curry this isnt my fault

Back in the Middle Ages there were so many cool jobs, like guy who knew where to find the best rocks. You can’t do that anymore in society. Amazon just has all the rocks for cheap, but they all stink!

i was gaming peacefully listening to this guy when the bad news broke. im distressed so i wont apologize for french posting. i listened to his catalogue on yt and it all rules jfc.

nothing provides more proof of multiple soulmates in one lifetime more than league of legends

idk what streams are gonna be like the next few days i have the covid and spend most of the day in the er being juiced im very tired

my cat is digging bags out of a cabinet in the kitchen and dragging them through the house and pretending he is stuck in them to get my attention while i am asleep and when i get up to see him he walks away.

got daisy her first chicken nugget today. she liked it.

i was leaking all kinds of snot from my face today at work because im still sick and i ran back into the break room to stuff my nose full of tissues but it was in the middle of prayer and wow was that awkward being the tissue walrus in the middle of all that

yo im on a quest to know less

man... i hope i never fuck up bad enough to be the subject of an hbomber video

im sorry to report but i just found out i didnt know who liam neeson was how am i so bad at this

it is leafblower season. i fucking hate you. 🫠

"all of my raid macros are right next to my crime macros and they all look the same" this is what i deal with

half my raid night in ff14 is being tormented by the raid members @jaaski.bsky.social is a monster

I got a puppy.

got into an argument with my cat because i had cheese she didnt like but she didnt believe me so i gave her some of it and she didnt like it who COULD HAVE GUESSED.

hey @hcjustin.bsky.social i miss glizzy overdrive

I think if I never have to hear anything about stupid hot sauces again I could live a peaceful life.

its finally cold enough that i get to wear my sweaters which make up roughly (i am not counting) 90% of my wardrobe it is here, it is my season.

another meet update : he's become very aware of his surroundings again and is sewing chaos all over the house. while his body is only like 70%, his mind and spirit appear to be functioning at 90% power or higher.

Meet meet started some experimental injections today to help with his spinal injury and hes such a good boy so brave so strong and handsome he didnt even cry when he hid his entire front end in my shirt at the vets my big strong boy 😭

they changed the mcdonalds burger and it tastes like reformulated food compost i can never go back

shit.

its normal to feel like im going to die if i dont eat cheese every day right?

my cat knows i have beef jerky in my purse and hes screaming at me from the other room because he wants it but he doesnt. even. like. it.

is it weird to like oranges but not orange juice and lemons but not lemonade?

live in coral island

this cricket is so loud i need a gun

laezel my wife kicked my ass during a sex thing so thoroughly that she felt bad and did all this baby talk at me idk what to do

just met a neighborhood cat. i watched him try to figure out how to hop over our fence for about 15 minutes before giving up and full body rolling in the dirt in front of me. orange.